madam whimsypill
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Personally I think of myself as babytrans, but baby like the orphan of kos from bloodborne where I’m emerging adult sized but slimy and misshapen from my divine mother’s decaying corpse, placenta in tow, sobbing and screaming (the screams are really funny)
I am always looking for progestenated brothers in arms on my sacred sojourn to girlypop valhalla
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I am always looking for progestenated brothers in arms on my sacred sojourn to girlypop valhalla
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cooking isn't about "getting it just right" it's about communicating with your ancestors through expressions of love that transcend language and time while trying not to microplane your hand
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
cooking isn't about "getting it just right" it's about communicating with your ancestors through expressions of love that transcend language and time while trying not to microplane your hand
It’s probably too much to ask for gavin newsom to be normal, but I would suck his cock if it made him abnormal about transsexuals in the mcaffee way instead of the just asking questions way. Make him talk about how ladyboys are women because he had a spiritual experience getting his schlong slurped.
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It’s probably too much to ask for gavin newsom to be normal, but I would suck his cock if it made him abnormal about transsexuals in the mcaffee way instead of the just asking questions way. Make him talk about how ladyboys are women because he had a spiritual experience getting his schlong slurped.
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the bourgeoisie really believed that when the USSR fell that was when they had conquered morality itself and had free reign to ascend the rape throne of their rape god
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
the bourgeoisie really believed that when the USSR fell that was when they had conquered morality itself and had free reign to ascend the rape throne of their rape god
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TRUMP SUCKED OFF BILL CLINTON??? LMAO???????????? that would genuinely be the wildest timeline
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
TRUMP SUCKED OFF BILL CLINTON??? LMAO???????????? that would genuinely be the wildest timeline
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DoDonPachi DaiOuJou (2002) by CAVE. Art by Junya Inoue.
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
DoDonPachi DaiOuJou (2002) by CAVE. Art by Junya Inoue.
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1. the only alternative to hope is killing yourself
2. NEVER kill yourself
3. treat others how you'd like to be treated
4. don't trust anyone who says they've never eaten paper
5. never think too hard about your rules for yourself
2. NEVER kill yourself
3. treat others how you'd like to be treated
4. don't trust anyone who says they've never eaten paper
5. never think too hard about your rules for yourself
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
1. the only alternative to hope is killing yourself
2. NEVER kill yourself
3. treat others how you'd like to be treated
4. don't trust anyone who says they've never eaten paper
5. never think too hard about your rules for yourself
2. NEVER kill yourself
3. treat others how you'd like to be treated
4. don't trust anyone who says they've never eaten paper
5. never think too hard about your rules for yourself
- the avoidance of cringe is the denial of life itself
- kill the boomer within you
- do not let those who come after suffer as you have. this includes your future self
- through your struggles build solidarity for others’
- we must believe that we’re gonna be alright
- kill the boomer within you
- do not let those who come after suffer as you have. this includes your future self
- through your struggles build solidarity for others’
- we must believe that we’re gonna be alright
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 AM
- the avoidance of cringe is the denial of life itself
- kill the boomer within you
- do not let those who come after suffer as you have. this includes your future self
- through your struggles build solidarity for others’
- we must believe that we’re gonna be alright
- kill the boomer within you
- do not let those who come after suffer as you have. this includes your future self
- through your struggles build solidarity for others’
- we must believe that we’re gonna be alright
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warner brothers trickster figures explained
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
warner brothers trickster figures explained
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still the most powerful image i have ever made
November 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
still the most powerful image i have ever made
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swear to god, tech companies are doing that cop hiring thing where they're like, "hey you're too smart to be a cop, fuck off" except its like, "hey you're too literate and capable of introspection to be a CTO, fuck off"
November 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
swear to god, tech companies are doing that cop hiring thing where they're like, "hey you're too smart to be a cop, fuck off" except its like, "hey you're too literate and capable of introspection to be a CTO, fuck off"
I yearn to be the sumerian eunuch priestess with the magic space knife (translation: almost to the iron age in vintage story and I want meteoric iron tools because that sounds cool)
November 1, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I yearn to be the sumerian eunuch priestess with the magic space knife (translation: almost to the iron age in vintage story and I want meteoric iron tools because that sounds cool)
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how did it take me so long to finally scry the glyphs and see as donald trump sees
HOW
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. THE SKYROCKETING PRICE OF BEEF. THE SUDDEN DEMOLITION OF THE WHITE HOUSE'S EAST WING
THEY NEED TO BREED CATTLE TO PRODUCE THE FINAL RED HEIFER
THE THIRD TEMPLE IS BEING BUILT HERE
🧵
HOW
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. THE SKYROCKETING PRICE OF BEEF. THE SUDDEN DEMOLITION OF THE WHITE HOUSE'S EAST WING
THEY NEED TO BREED CATTLE TO PRODUCE THE FINAL RED HEIFER
THE THIRD TEMPLE IS BEING BUILT HERE
🧵
October 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
how did it take me so long to finally scry the glyphs and see as donald trump sees
HOW
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. THE SKYROCKETING PRICE OF BEEF. THE SUDDEN DEMOLITION OF THE WHITE HOUSE'S EAST WING
THEY NEED TO BREED CATTLE TO PRODUCE THE FINAL RED HEIFER
THE THIRD TEMPLE IS BEING BUILT HERE
🧵
HOW
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. THE SKYROCKETING PRICE OF BEEF. THE SUDDEN DEMOLITION OF THE WHITE HOUSE'S EAST WING
THEY NEED TO BREED CATTLE TO PRODUCE THE FINAL RED HEIFER
THE THIRD TEMPLE IS BEING BUILT HERE
🧵
Many tranners insist that they look like men many years into hrt, and they are all wrong except for me
October 31, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Many tranners insist that they look like men many years into hrt, and they are all wrong except for me
I used it one time to see if I could get it to tell me to kill myself but it was locked down with the same “haha don’t kill yourself that’s bad here’s a suicide hotline” bs that search engines are so I decided it was “not cool” (legally mandated disclaimer: I Am Not Suicidal)
the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever
October 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I used it one time to see if I could get it to tell me to kill myself but it was locked down with the same “haha don’t kill yourself that’s bad here’s a suicide hotline” bs that search engines are so I decided it was “not cool” (legally mandated disclaimer: I Am Not Suicidal)
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people will say that they think gnosticism is stupid and then ignore all the clear and tangible evidence that divinity is absent from our fallen world
October 28, 2025 at 7:15 AM
people will say that they think gnosticism is stupid and then ignore all the clear and tangible evidence that divinity is absent from our fallen world
Such weakness. Your forebears look upon you with disapproval. You will not see shemale Valhalla.
October 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Such weakness. Your forebears look upon you with disapproval. You will not see shemale Valhalla.
Injecting my balls with steroids and playing spotify work out mix for them so my gametes get HUGE, thus making me female by the definition on wikipedia
October 27, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Injecting my balls with steroids and playing spotify work out mix for them so my gametes get HUGE, thus making me female by the definition on wikipedia
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they forcefully turned me into a eunuch but only in the ass to block my poop so im no longer a biohazardous danger to any of the women's bathrooms I go to piss and jerk off in
October 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
they forcefully turned me into a eunuch but only in the ass to block my poop so im no longer a biohazardous danger to any of the women's bathrooms I go to piss and jerk off in
Bros how do I get femmer
October 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Bros how do I get femmer
usamerican high school tropes are so fucking weird, what the fuck even is varsity what the fuck is prom
October 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
usamerican high school tropes are so fucking weird, what the fuck even is varsity what the fuck is prom
A cheeky little prog in the morning
October 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
A cheeky little prog in the morning