fagdoka magicum
@hottrashbabe.bsky.social
famously horny but in a cute and innocent way like looking at a gorilla jack off at the zoo. doggy woggy who barks for nasty movies and her gay ass wife. minors dni 🔞 she/her/grrrrr
Pinned
Ebenezer goonge: you there, femboy!! what day is it??
femboy: why it's pissmas day sir!!
Ebenezer goonge: then I still have time!! run down to the futcher shop and bring back the hungest dyke they have!!
femboy: *squishing his thighs together as piss drips down* the one that's bigger than mee??😖😖
femboy: why it's pissmas day sir!!
Ebenezer goonge: then I still have time!! run down to the futcher shop and bring back the hungest dyke they have!!
femboy: *squishing his thighs together as piss drips down* the one that's bigger than mee??😖😖
thats a nice set of balls on you ma'am it'd be a shame if- *voracious snarling and wet lip smacking* anything were to happen to it. anyway I'll go back to eating this corn on the cob and you go back to pawing off on this very packed public train
January 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
thats a nice set of balls on you ma'am it'd be a shame if- *voracious snarling and wet lip smacking* anything were to happen to it. anyway I'll go back to eating this corn on the cob and you go back to pawing off on this very packed public train
they added me in fortnite but im not even a skin im a sidekick and the player is encouraged to use me as a doggy shield and can take all their frustrations and anger out on me with in game baseball bats and wire hangers
January 10, 2026 at 12:20 AM
they added me in fortnite but im not even a skin im a sidekick and the player is encouraged to use me as a doggy shield and can take all their frustrations and anger out on me with in game baseball bats and wire hangers
yearning for a fat mid 30s italian guy in suspenders always eating an eclair circa 1940s new york who's nickname is his first name preceded by the word fat
January 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
yearning for a fat mid 30s italian guy in suspenders always eating an eclair circa 1940s new york who's nickname is his first name preceded by the word fat
PSA IF YOU'RE AT A PROTEST: rip up that witty sign you wrote just for reddit gold before anyone sees it. there's no way the country is ever going to be the same after what happens in the next few weeks so you're going to look like a real ass with your shitty little "uhhh i said HOLD THE ICE" shtick
January 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
PSA IF YOU'RE AT A PROTEST: rip up that witty sign you wrote just for reddit gold before anyone sees it. there's no way the country is ever going to be the same after what happens in the next few weeks so you're going to look like a real ass with your shitty little "uhhh i said HOLD THE ICE" shtick
no no waiter i said i wanted the tuna on my sandwich to be PIPING hot. put it in the employee break room microwave on high for 10 minutes AT ONCE *clap clap*
January 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
no no waiter i said i wanted the tuna on my sandwich to be PIPING hot. put it in the employee break room microwave on high for 10 minutes AT ONCE *clap clap*
there's a movie about cops being vampires and feasting on black communities with this tagline coming out this month btw
January 9, 2026 at 9:41 PM
there's a movie about cops being vampires and feasting on black communities with this tagline coming out this month btw
the lioness does not concern herself with how much of her retirement plans rely on finding a paper bag full of unmarked hundred dollar bills behind a bush someday
January 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
the lioness does not concern herself with how much of her retirement plans rely on finding a paper bag full of unmarked hundred dollar bills behind a bush someday
you guys ruined soaking for mormons they don't even do that anymore because of all the jokes
January 8, 2026 at 11:02 PM
you guys ruined soaking for mormons they don't even do that anymore because of all the jokes
one pump chump girl who's cum smells like pancake batter call her BitchQuick
January 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
one pump chump girl who's cum smells like pancake batter call her BitchQuick
I'd be jack the ripper for analog robot girls and rip open their backs and stick pencils in their gears and hear them pathetically moan as they struggleddddd to snap them
January 8, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I'd be jack the ripper for analog robot girls and rip open their backs and stick pencils in their gears and hear them pathetically moan as they struggleddddd to snap them
gonna start saving "its so good thank you daddy pumpkin" whenever the server asks how the food is
January 8, 2026 at 10:54 AM
gonna start saving "its so good thank you daddy pumpkin" whenever the server asks how the food is
shut down ICE sure but also put everyone who signed up or wants to sign up in their own arkham asylum because I don't want to know what happens when 10,000 guys who were too fat and crazy to become a cop suddenly can't murder for no reason anymore
January 7, 2026 at 11:10 PM
shut down ICE sure but also put everyone who signed up or wants to sign up in their own arkham asylum because I don't want to know what happens when 10,000 guys who were too fat and crazy to become a cop suddenly can't murder for no reason anymore
no trans girl you're on hrt now you don't have be scared that that other girl you accidentally made eye contact with twice in a row thinks you're a creep
January 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
no trans girl you're on hrt now you don't have be scared that that other girl you accidentally made eye contact with twice in a row thinks you're a creep
I got crucified again and they were gentler this time but I can still do without the comically shrunk crucifix they nail to the tip of my penis and balls
January 7, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I got crucified again and they were gentler this time but I can still do without the comically shrunk crucifix they nail to the tip of my penis and balls
gotta be a non fetish way I can wear a diaper in public that's so saggy with my piss and shit and cum that I can spin around and it'll fly everywhere in a beautiful patternnnnn
January 6, 2026 at 10:51 PM
gotta be a non fetish way I can wear a diaper in public that's so saggy with my piss and shit and cum that I can spin around and it'll fly everywhere in a beautiful patternnnnn
camping at the spawn point for strangers who say good morning to me. im sick of always being terrorized when I got half a bagel in my mouth.
January 6, 2026 at 9:14 PM
camping at the spawn point for strangers who say good morning to me. im sick of always being terrorized when I got half a bagel in my mouth.
call her pussy capital hill because I'll be shot dead before I ever even enter it
January 6, 2026 at 9:07 PM
call her pussy capital hill because I'll be shot dead before I ever even enter it
where were YOU five years ago on this exact day at round about this exact time
January 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
where were YOU five years ago on this exact day at round about this exact time
uh oh you guys the poo poo and the pee pee eaters are fightingggggggg
January 6, 2026 at 6:21 AM
uh oh you guys the poo poo and the pee pee eaters are fightingggggggg
I just know id get such an undignified death in a final destination movie. for sure there'd be looney tunes esque set ups and pay offs and stuff with my ass I.E. stuff falling in and out of it
January 6, 2026 at 6:12 AM
I just know id get such an undignified death in a final destination movie. for sure there'd be looney tunes esque set ups and pay offs and stuff with my ass I.E. stuff falling in and out of it
there's no plan here they're just going to keep invading whatever country someone mentions in his presence before he forgets the name
TRUMP: Colombia is very sick too. Run by a sick man who likes making cocaine and selling it to the US, and he's not gonna be doing it very long
Q: So there's will be an operation by the US in Colombia?
TRUMP: Sounds good to me
Q: So there's will be an operation by the US in Colombia?
TRUMP: Sounds good to me
January 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
there's no plan here they're just going to keep invading whatever country someone mentions in his presence before he forgets the name
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thanks for 20k! 👽💚 as a thank you (and to encourage people to come over here and use bsky more), i wanted to do a little raffle!
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prize:
- one free commission from yours truly
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January 5, 2026 at 12:22 AM
thanks for 20k! 👽💚 as a thank you (and to encourage people to come over here and use bsky more), i wanted to do a little raffle!
rules:
- like and repost this post, must be following me
prize:
- one free commission from yours truly
✨ ends january 23rd 💚
rules:
- like and repost this post, must be following me
prize:
- one free commission from yours truly
✨ ends january 23rd 💚
dressing slutty and bottom prepping before the big shen yun show tonight. never know what could happen in the bathroom between pamphlets 💋💋💋
January 5, 2026 at 12:48 AM
dressing slutty and bottom prepping before the big shen yun show tonight. never know what could happen in the bathroom between pamphlets 💋💋💋
giving pennywise dysphoria when im not impressed after he turns into a way too small small pair of ass cheeks with dimples to scare me since im famously scared of big ass cheeks with saucer sized dimples in the middle
January 4, 2026 at 11:33 PM
giving pennywise dysphoria when im not impressed after he turns into a way too small small pair of ass cheeks with dimples to scare me since im famously scared of big ass cheeks with saucer sized dimples in the middle