fagdoka magicum
@hottrashbabe.bsky.social
famously horny but in a cute and innocent way like looking at a gorilla jack off at the zoo. doggy woggy who barks for nasty movies and her gay ass wife. minors dni 🔞 she/her/grrrrr
Pinned
Ebenezer goonge: you there, femboy!! what day is it??
femboy: why it's pissmas day sir!!
Ebenezer goonge: then I still have time!! run down to the futcher shop and bring back the hungest dyke they have!!
femboy: *squishing his thighs together as piss drips down* the one that's bigger than mee??😖😖
femboy: why it's pissmas day sir!!
Ebenezer goonge: then I still have time!! run down to the futcher shop and bring back the hungest dyke they have!!
femboy: *squishing his thighs together as piss drips down* the one that's bigger than mee??😖😖
sorry to say but no one is autistic enough to learn morse code in this day and age
January 19, 2026 at 7:04 PM
sorry to say but no one is autistic enough to learn morse code in this day and age
fascinating how chuds ONLY become aware of any cultural art whenever a trans woman happens to be in it
So apparently Dylan Mulvaney got cast in a Broadway musical... which resulted in transphobes losing their minds and threatening to "Bud Light" the show... and now the show's Twitter page is locked down. Cool cool.
January 19, 2026 at 7:02 PM
fascinating how chuds ONLY become aware of any cultural art whenever a trans woman happens to be in it
hit the blunt at the wrong angle and smoked the hidden essences and answers snuggled between the atoms of weed and now I know every dog I see on the street is working for the fbi
January 19, 2026 at 5:39 PM
hit the blunt at the wrong angle and smoked the hidden essences and answers snuggled between the atoms of weed and now I know every dog I see on the street is working for the fbi
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YOU JUST GOT IMMOBILIZED
REPOST TO IMMOBILIZE YOUR WEAK MINDED FRIENDS
REPOST TO IMMOBILIZE YOUR WEAK MINDED FRIENDS
January 19, 2026 at 12:44 PM
YOU JUST GOT IMMOBILIZED
REPOST TO IMMOBILIZE YOUR WEAK MINDED FRIENDS
REPOST TO IMMOBILIZE YOUR WEAK MINDED FRIENDS
i believe in american exceptionalism as in i should be the exception from whatever coming karmic punishment happens and humbles america for the next 1000 years
January 19, 2026 at 5:28 PM
i believe in american exceptionalism as in i should be the exception from whatever coming karmic punishment happens and humbles america for the next 1000 years
not now kitten cant you see mistress is inventing the virus from resident evil but it makes you trans instead of a zombie??? do you WANT me to accidentally drop this vial full of the t-ranny virus???? in this public space full of nerdy guys who can't look themselves in the mirror for some reason????
January 18, 2026 at 3:23 AM
not now kitten cant you see mistress is inventing the virus from resident evil but it makes you trans instead of a zombie??? do you WANT me to accidentally drop this vial full of the t-ranny virus???? in this public space full of nerdy guys who can't look themselves in the mirror for some reason????
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NEOPRONOUNS POPEYE: it its what it its
ME: yea trueee. are you hungry? hows about a hamburger
DETRANSITIONER WIMPY: ill gladly grift you Thursday for a hamburger today
NEOPRONOUNS POPEYE: waidasecon' bubd. that's tramsmiskogykny
ME: yea trueee. are you hungry? hows about a hamburger
DETRANSITIONER WIMPY: ill gladly grift you Thursday for a hamburger today
NEOPRONOUNS POPEYE: waidasecon' bubd. that's tramsmiskogykny
January 17, 2026 at 11:38 PM
NEOPRONOUNS POPEYE: it its what it its
ME: yea trueee. are you hungry? hows about a hamburger
DETRANSITIONER WIMPY: ill gladly grift you Thursday for a hamburger today
NEOPRONOUNS POPEYE: waidasecon' bubd. that's tramsmiskogykny
ME: yea trueee. are you hungry? hows about a hamburger
DETRANSITIONER WIMPY: ill gladly grift you Thursday for a hamburger today
NEOPRONOUNS POPEYE: waidasecon' bubd. that's tramsmiskogykny
you guys run I'll jerk- i mean I'll suck- i mean I'll bounc- i mean I'll hawk tu- i mean I'll slob- i mean I'll milk- i mean I'll paw- i mean I'll ride- i mean I'll bite- I'll hold him off!!!!!!!!
January 18, 2026 at 2:03 AM
you guys run I'll jerk- i mean I'll suck- i mean I'll bounc- i mean I'll hawk tu- i mean I'll slob- i mean I'll milk- i mean I'll paw- i mean I'll ride- i mean I'll bite- I'll hold him off!!!!!!!!
I hope you all know i will take you less serious and even start to loathe you if you ever live post sports
January 18, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I hope you all know i will take you less serious and even start to loathe you if you ever live post sports
erotic photo: shaved bush, trimmed, down to a v, fingers covering the labia so we can't seeee oh la di daaaa
erotic painting: FULL POINTY PUBE BUSH WITH DEEP RED PUSSY LIPS AND A DRAWN ASSHOLE WITH RECTUM WRINKLES AND A SUBTLE BROWN SHADING AROUND IT
erotic literature: my posts but with commas
erotic painting: FULL POINTY PUBE BUSH WITH DEEP RED PUSSY LIPS AND A DRAWN ASSHOLE WITH RECTUM WRINKLES AND A SUBTLE BROWN SHADING AROUND IT
erotic literature: my posts but with commas
January 18, 2026 at 1:33 AM
erotic photo: shaved bush, trimmed, down to a v, fingers covering the labia so we can't seeee oh la di daaaa
erotic painting: FULL POINTY PUBE BUSH WITH DEEP RED PUSSY LIPS AND A DRAWN ASSHOLE WITH RECTUM WRINKLES AND A SUBTLE BROWN SHADING AROUND IT
erotic literature: my posts but with commas
erotic painting: FULL POINTY PUBE BUSH WITH DEEP RED PUSSY LIPS AND A DRAWN ASSHOLE WITH RECTUM WRINKLES AND A SUBTLE BROWN SHADING AROUND IT
erotic literature: my posts but with commas
picking the dandruff flakes out of her scalp like a monkey and sticking them on my tongue and gently and blissfully closing my eyes like they're acid tabs
January 17, 2026 at 7:33 AM
picking the dandruff flakes out of her scalp like a monkey and sticking them on my tongue and gently and blissfully closing my eyes like they're acid tabs
this is not the first time this has happened to me actually
Meet the 'Mind Control Latina' Hypnotizing The Internet With Orbology
January 17, 2026 at 6:50 AM
this is not the first time this has happened to me actually
I didn't silence my phone at the movies once and they all stabbed a hook in my stomach and pulled my guts out and looped them through the projector
January 17, 2026 at 6:49 AM
I didn't silence my phone at the movies once and they all stabbed a hook in my stomach and pulled my guts out and looped them through the projector
democrats use power like a shonen mc its either go all out to finish the season finale or buy time until the next big arc twist
The Virginia legislature today passed four constitutional amendments, all by day 3 of 2026 session:
—protect abortion rights
—repeal the same-sex marriage ban
—allow mid-decade redistricting
—greatly expand voting rights restoration.
These will all go to 2026 referendums.
—protect abortion rights
—repeal the same-sex marriage ban
—allow mid-decade redistricting
—greatly expand voting rights restoration.
These will all go to 2026 referendums.
January 17, 2026 at 3:42 AM
democrats use power like a shonen mc its either go all out to finish the season finale or buy time until the next big arc twist
imagine that. titties on a skeleton. how would that even work. would they bounce or would they rattle
January 17, 2026 at 3:29 AM
imagine that. titties on a skeleton. how would that even work. would they bounce or would they rattle
when a smart person gets horny they have to say theyve tapped into some kind of primal, back of the subconscious instinct instead of just admitting they need to pump spunk in someone's junk
January 16, 2026 at 12:03 AM
when a smart person gets horny they have to say theyve tapped into some kind of primal, back of the subconscious instinct instead of just admitting they need to pump spunk in someone's junk
letting your parents watch any taylor sheridan show is elder abuse
January 16, 2026 at 12:01 AM
letting your parents watch any taylor sheridan show is elder abuse
humans are NOT the most dangerous game. that's obviously Danganropa 3
January 15, 2026 at 11:27 PM
humans are NOT the most dangerous game. that's obviously Danganropa 3
not telling my doctor im on hrt until she finally asks why I'm suddenly body mogging all the front desk receptionists even the one with the kinda botched but still solid bbl
January 15, 2026 at 10:26 PM
not telling my doctor im on hrt until she finally asks why I'm suddenly body mogging all the front desk receptionists even the one with the kinda botched but still solid bbl
went outside after smoking a joint and mumbled a quiet "hi" after my nice neighbor greeted me anyway do any of you have access to a shotgun I can use with my feet
January 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
went outside after smoking a joint and mumbled a quiet "hi" after my nice neighbor greeted me anyway do any of you have access to a shotgun I can use with my feet
just invented the atom bomb 2 in my sleep. two times as deadly as the first one but it leaves behind a faint citrus scent
January 15, 2026 at 12:30 AM
just invented the atom bomb 2 in my sleep. two times as deadly as the first one but it leaves behind a faint citrus scent
sorry I can't post today I got a beautiful woman on my arm and a pizza in the oven and a big pimple filled with chunky pus on my stomach so if you'd just let me get to popping my cheese sack that'd be greattttt
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
sorry I can't post today I got a beautiful woman on my arm and a pizza in the oven and a big pimple filled with chunky pus on my stomach so if you'd just let me get to popping my cheese sack that'd be greattttt
