fagdoka magicum
@hottrashbabe.bsky.social
famously normal and not at all a famously disgusting weeb goonette pervert wet socks neet who likes movies and her gay ass wife. minors dni 🔞 she/her/grrrrr
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Ebenezer goonge: you there, femboy!! what day is it??
femboy: why it's pissmas day sir!!
Ebenezer goonge: then I still have time!! run down to the futcher shop and bring back the hungest dyke they have!!
femboy: *squishing his thighs together as piss drips down* the one that's bigger than mee??😖😖
femboy: why it's pissmas day sir!!
Ebenezer goonge: then I still have time!! run down to the futcher shop and bring back the hungest dyke they have!!
femboy: *squishing his thighs together as piss drips down* the one that's bigger than mee??😖😖
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I really recommend clicking through and reading more of the comic.
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I really recommend clicking through and reading more of the comic.
santa claus: *thinking* please dont say it please dont say it
manager: im sorry the north pole got shut down mr claus but im impressed by your resume and I have to say you're-
santa: please no
manager: ho ho hired!!
santa: *sighs* I'm sorry martha *pulls out a knife and stabs him in the heart*
manager: im sorry the north pole got shut down mr claus but im impressed by your resume and I have to say you're-
santa: please no
manager: ho ho hired!!
santa: *sighs* I'm sorry martha *pulls out a knife and stabs him in the heart*
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
santa claus: *thinking* please dont say it please dont say it
manager: im sorry the north pole got shut down mr claus but im impressed by your resume and I have to say you're-
santa: please no
manager: ho ho hired!!
santa: *sighs* I'm sorry martha *pulls out a knife and stabs him in the heart*
manager: im sorry the north pole got shut down mr claus but im impressed by your resume and I have to say you're-
santa: please no
manager: ho ho hired!!
santa: *sighs* I'm sorry martha *pulls out a knife and stabs him in the heart*
searching "stepmom who doesn't jeopardize her marriage with a widowed father by falling in lust with her well endowed stepson" on pornhub and shedding a single tear when there are 0 results
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
searching "stepmom who doesn't jeopardize her marriage with a widowed father by falling in lust with her well endowed stepson" on pornhub and shedding a single tear when there are 0 results
they're absolutely going to bring up lowering the national age of consent in the next couple days btw
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
they're absolutely going to bring up lowering the national age of consent in the next couple days btw
they're saying I have the loudest piss stream ever recorded in human history
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
they're saying I have the loudest piss stream ever recorded in human history
I was very high last night when I posted this but also hear me out
hear me out i know we have the movie technology to make adam driver look like benecio del toro with just the slightest amount of prosthetics
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I was very high last night when I posted this but also hear me out
90s hacker: we're almost done decoding the mainframe and downloading their terabytes!!! after we decode their encrypted data, we'll know exactly what these scum have planned
jeffrey epstein: *using starbucks wifi to write an email* having sex with children is so awesome!!! I am jeffrey epstein!!!!
jeffrey epstein: *using starbucks wifi to write an email* having sex with children is so awesome!!! I am jeffrey epstein!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
90s hacker: we're almost done decoding the mainframe and downloading their terabytes!!! after we decode their encrypted data, we'll know exactly what these scum have planned
jeffrey epstein: *using starbucks wifi to write an email* having sex with children is so awesome!!! I am jeffrey epstein!!!!
jeffrey epstein: *using starbucks wifi to write an email* having sex with children is so awesome!!! I am jeffrey epstein!!!!
hear me out i know we have the movie technology to make adam driver look like benecio del toro with just the slightest amount of prosthetics
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
hear me out i know we have the movie technology to make adam driver look like benecio del toro with just the slightest amount of prosthetics
great day of piss posting everyone hit the golden showers
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
great day of piss posting everyone hit the golden showers
full body hugs as an excuse to grab her ass and slip a finger in to check if she actually wiped this time or is just making you strike oil again bc shes evil>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
full body hugs as an excuse to grab her ass and slip a finger in to check if she actually wiped this time or is just making you strike oil again bc shes evil>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
do you think there are any liberals left who think the key to stopping trump is finding the pee pee tape
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
do you think there are any liberals left who think the key to stopping trump is finding the pee pee tape
new wave of woke split off and now we're getting a little splash of woke and a big fucking tsunami of give the evil guys everything they want
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
new wave of woke split off and now we're getting a little splash of woke and a big fucking tsunami of give the evil guys everything they want
republicans: we want to cause physical harm to every american and just overall human being on earth through starvation or withholding of affordable healthcare just because we are so goddamn evil
democrats:
democrats:
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 AM
republicans: we want to cause physical harm to every american and just overall human being on earth through starvation or withholding of affordable healthcare just because we are so goddamn evil
democrats:
democrats:
I wish some of you who fully migrated to here would come back to twitter because I can't keep running back and forth from one app on my home screen to another app that's one row below it. the commute is KILLING me
November 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I wish some of you who fully migrated to here would come back to twitter because I can't keep running back and forth from one app on my home screen to another app that's one row below it. the commute is KILLING me
id only get bottom surgery if I can dilate with a key from resident evil 2 so only cool gamer bitches can unlock my shiny new neopussy with the four leaf clover shaped hole
November 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
id only get bottom surgery if I can dilate with a key from resident evil 2 so only cool gamer bitches can unlock my shiny new neopussy with the four leaf clover shaped hole
ty fortnite for the limited time simpsons battle pass. I was missing a sworn enemy to hate with every ounce of my being for the rest of my life and die with enough rot in my gut to infect the cemetery soil and you just unknowingly filled the slot
November 9, 2025 at 6:59 AM
ty fortnite for the limited time simpsons battle pass. I was missing a sworn enemy to hate with every ounce of my being for the rest of my life and die with enough rot in my gut to infect the cemetery soil and you just unknowingly filled the slot
pussy goes all the way up to my neck btw. its just one long slit. I gotta staple my stomach shut every time I get topped or the violent rhythm will make everything spill out and she'll have to paw through all the displaced organs splattered on the bed to find my lone womb still throbbing and gapedd
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
pussy goes all the way up to my neck btw. its just one long slit. I gotta staple my stomach shut every time I get topped or the violent rhythm will make everything spill out and she'll have to paw through all the displaced organs splattered on the bed to find my lone womb still throbbing and gapedd
why hasn't the left discussed the very real issue of there being a monster under my bed who's going to eat my toesie woesies if I don't sleep with a blanket and my stuffie at night
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
why hasn't the left discussed the very real issue of there being a monster under my bed who's going to eat my toesie woesies if I don't sleep with a blanket and my stuffie at night
showed up to the phenectomy meeting to volunteer for them to cut off and eat my cock for the evening but all of them just poked it with a knife and said it wouldn't even be fit to be GARNISH on the plate and then they made me scrape off all the brisket rub I had put earlier so they could reuse ittt
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
showed up to the phenectomy meeting to volunteer for them to cut off and eat my cock for the evening but all of them just poked it with a knife and said it wouldn't even be fit to be GARNISH on the plate and then they made me scrape off all the brisket rub I had put earlier so they could reuse ittt
lately at night all I hear is my one scary neighbor outside and im scared all it'll take is one cough and he'll yell "WHO'S THERE" and then he'll walk up to my window and say "I know you're listening" and ill go meeep and he'll slip his dick through the slit and i know ill have to suck it sidewayss😖
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
lately at night all I hear is my one scary neighbor outside and im scared all it'll take is one cough and he'll yell "WHO'S THERE" and then he'll walk up to my window and say "I know you're listening" and ill go meeep and he'll slip his dick through the slit and i know ill have to suck it sidewayss😖
it's that time of night again
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
it's that time of night again
opening a lesbian bdsm bar where its all just actual rusty blood stained torture equipment from the dark ages and every night I get to hear the delighted squeals of trans girls getting stretched on the same rack a father of 6 was ripped apart on for worshipping the wrong version of jesus
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
opening a lesbian bdsm bar where its all just actual rusty blood stained torture equipment from the dark ages and every night I get to hear the delighted squeals of trans girls getting stretched on the same rack a father of 6 was ripped apart on for worshipping the wrong version of jesus
all the DOGE guys really just got paid 100 teachers salaries to do nothing except fire half the country and got away clean huh
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
all the DOGE guys really just got paid 100 teachers salaries to do nothing except fire half the country and got away clean huh
bribing the mall santa to give a good word to rudolph and let him know I know a place his nose can shine (in my ass so wife can see her spermies infiltrating and rooting through my guts in real time)
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
bribing the mall santa to give a good word to rudolph and let him know I know a place his nose can shine (in my ass so wife can see her spermies infiltrating and rooting through my guts in real time)