💎 rvth 💚
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the media's been after me all day
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
the media's been after me all day
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The bullfrog in a tweed suit whose land I live on, came by to tell me they were busy planting this year's carrots. He proudly told me he still employs two gardeners, as his father did, though "only one maid." He then observed the rising spring sun and said "it's all diminishing."
November 24, 2023 at 5:52 AM
The bullfrog in a tweed suit whose land I live on, came by to tell me they were busy planting this year's carrots. He proudly told me he still employs two gardeners, as his father did, though "only one maid." He then observed the rising spring sun and said "it's all diminishing."
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Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out
October 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out
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Hard not to feel that the footnote on the invitation "*Any possible 'Hip Hip Hoorays' should be purely verbal, involvement of the hips is discouraged" is pretty targeted. I have apologised for the damage to the vase, grandma, and the separate dead grandma's vase at last year's do profusely.
October 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Hard not to feel that the footnote on the invitation "*Any possible 'Hip Hip Hoorays' should be purely verbal, involvement of the hips is discouraged" is pretty targeted. I have apologised for the damage to the vase, grandma, and the separate dead grandma's vase at last year's do profusely.
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Beano #1195, Jun 12, 1965
August 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Beano #1195, Jun 12, 1965
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the thing is people look at me weird when I'm eating because I get a huge mouthful and work on that for a bit and they're grossed out but what they don't get is like what if..
me and the chipmunk I invited on my podcast (simultaneously): what if you need to run from predators
chipmunk: right, yeah
me and the chipmunk I invited on my podcast (simultaneously): what if you need to run from predators
chipmunk: right, yeah
April 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
the thing is people look at me weird when I'm eating because I get a huge mouthful and work on that for a bit and they're grossed out but what they don't get is like what if..
me and the chipmunk I invited on my podcast (simultaneously): what if you need to run from predators
chipmunk: right, yeah
me and the chipmunk I invited on my podcast (simultaneously): what if you need to run from predators
chipmunk: right, yeah
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I have written about my experiences as trans person with ADHD in the Irish health service (it’s bad)
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oakreef.ie/bog/irish-he...
My experiences with the Irish health service
I started taking ADHD medication one week ago. The path to get these has been humiliating. In the end I went to a private clinic but I have wasted so much time with a public health service that has co...
oakreef.ie
April 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I have written about my experiences as trans person with ADHD in the Irish health service (it’s bad)
oakreef.ie/bog/irish-he...
oakreef.ie/bog/irish-he...
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The families of Ben Drowned and Jeff the killer are suing me
April 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The families of Ben Drowned and Jeff the killer are suing me
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(rubbing my chin in thought for the first time in my life) It's interesting , the Tariff's
April 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
(rubbing my chin in thought for the first time in my life) It's interesting , the Tariff's
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Pick and mix candy places don't really use the term "whale" for repeat big spenders anymore, and I can see why, but I do miss being recognised for the fact that I ball out with the scooper. It's much less impressive to bring dates there when your face isn't on the wall
March 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Pick and mix candy places don't really use the term "whale" for repeat big spenders anymore, and I can see why, but I do miss being recognised for the fact that I ball out with the scooper. It's much less impressive to bring dates there when your face isn't on the wall
scrappy-doo +"toxicology" -"meme" -"funny"
March 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
scrappy-doo +"toxicology" -"meme" -"funny"
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Me: (perfect Werner Herzog impression that I've practiced in the mirror for hours) Ah, slurps at the end of the drink, almost like horrible screeches of pain; an aqueous harmony of collective murder
Date: Lol... Was that like, Arnold SwartzIngigger but he's sad
Me: (perfect Gilbert Gottfried impre
Date: Lol... Was that like, Arnold SwartzIngigger but he's sad
Me: (perfect Gilbert Gottfried impre
December 23, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Me: (perfect Werner Herzog impression that I've practiced in the mirror for hours) Ah, slurps at the end of the drink, almost like horrible screeches of pain; an aqueous harmony of collective murder
Date: Lol... Was that like, Arnold SwartzIngigger but he's sad
Me: (perfect Gilbert Gottfried impre
Date: Lol... Was that like, Arnold SwartzIngigger but he's sad
Me: (perfect Gilbert Gottfried impre
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Alexa order live crab. Delivery time: surprise
October 14, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Alexa order live crab. Delivery time: surprise
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Bathroom sink is clogged. We asked a mouse that we're on friendly terms with to put on his tiny lil' scuba gear and check things out. He went down about a half-hour ago and within minutes we lost all radio contact. Praying to God for the safe return of Jeremiah Crumbs.
December 18, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Bathroom sink is clogged. We asked a mouse that we're on friendly terms with to put on his tiny lil' scuba gear and check things out. He went down about a half-hour ago and within minutes we lost all radio contact. Praying to God for the safe return of Jeremiah Crumbs.
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*Rapping in a funny way* I got a mind full of maniacs, a new mind full of maniacs,
December 15, 2024 at 6:56 AM
*Rapping in a funny way* I got a mind full of maniacs, a new mind full of maniacs,
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rise of the robots, print ad (1994) archive.org/details/viz-...
March 31, 2024 at 11:43 AM
rise of the robots, print ad (1994) archive.org/details/viz-...
there's a bit of Bart Simpson in all of us
December 3, 2024 at 10:09 AM
there's a bit of Bart Simpson in all of us