Fresh Newlook
@fresh-newlook.bsky.social
Bluesky's #1 most popular account. Old, weird, maladjusted, not too bright - that's the Fresh Newlook guarantee! 𓅃
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https://jorts.horse/@fresh_newlook
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Its all doomed, but on the brightside we will never be here again
December 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Its all doomed, but on the brightside we will never be here again
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Warhammer 40J, same as 40K, but everyone wears jorts
December 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Warhammer 40J, same as 40K, but everyone wears jorts
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I love that at basically every juncture the bsky team proves they are not up to the task.
The "upgraded" Age Assurance system has essentially locked everyone out of the @ddosecrets.com account while we wait for @support.bsky.team to explain what a "birthdate" is for an organization, and whether we're supposed to submit made-up information or have the organization's account restricted.
v1.111 is live today!
We've upgraded our Age Assurance system to comply with upcoming laws in Australia and other regions, and to restore access to people over 18 in Mississippi.
Plus, we fixed some bugs and laid the groundwork for improved "who to follow" suggestions in the near future.
We've upgraded our Age Assurance system to comply with upcoming laws in Australia and other regions, and to restore access to people over 18 in Mississippi.
Plus, we fixed some bugs and laid the groundwork for improved "who to follow" suggestions in the near future.
December 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I love that at basically every juncture the bsky team proves they are not up to the task.
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I'm not going to bother scolding you, I'm just telling you flat out that constant exposure to this kind of false reality warps your perception and you become less able to distinguish reality and delusion.
November 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I'm not going to bother scolding you, I'm just telling you flat out that constant exposure to this kind of false reality warps your perception and you become less able to distinguish reality and delusion.
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You're pickling your brain, guys. Do you think immersing yourself in right wing propaganda has no effect on you because you're too smart? That's literally how fucking cults work.
Elon Musk is very explicitly altering the X algorithm to show people content that aligns with his far-right worldview.
If you're still posting there and think you can win hearts and minds or something, this is what you're up against. You're never going to win a rigged game.
If you're still posting there and think you can win hearts and minds or something, this is what you're up against. You're never going to win a rigged game.
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
You're pickling your brain, guys. Do you think immersing yourself in right wing propaganda has no effect on you because you're too smart? That's literally how fucking cults work.
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the year's hottest new kitchen tool THE SALAD BASTARD
fucks up your salad and it stays that way
fucks up your salad and it stays that way
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
the year's hottest new kitchen tool THE SALAD BASTARD
fucks up your salad and it stays that way
fucks up your salad and it stays that way
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this place is gonna speedrun the entire existence of twitter in like two years, choose your mastodon instance wisely
November 14, 2024 at 1:03 PM
this place is gonna speedrun the entire existence of twitter in like two years, choose your mastodon instance wisely
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two honorable contenders, can't blame anyone for struggling with this one
https://jorts.horse/@Verrence/115390881226601135
https://jorts.horse/@Verrence/115390881226601135
Verrence (SPOOPY MODE) (@Verrence@jorts.horse)
THE BIGGEST HOG: FINAL ROUND! [ ] Don Knotts [ ] Valerie Frizzle
jorts.horse
October 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
two honorable contenders, can't blame anyone for struggling with this one
https://jorts.horse/@Verrence/115390881226601135
https://jorts.horse/@Verrence/115390881226601135
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GWAR- The Observatory, Santa Ana Ca 10/17/13 Mulitcamera from master sources w/Dave Brockie Complete https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QklJ61BhiKM
October 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
GWAR- The Observatory, Santa Ana Ca 10/17/13 Mulitcamera from master sources w/Dave Brockie Complete https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QklJ61BhiKM
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yet again, just like last time, the most recent firefox update turned on a bunch of AI crap i had manually turned off in about:config. https://laserdisc.party/@radicalrobit/115377768894766447
Mr. Q The Pizza Demon (@radicalrobit@laserdisc.party)
Attached: 1 image Firefox just updated and those shit eaters decided to add some ai slop search engine to the browser so make sure to go under your search settings and remove it like I'm about to.
laserdisc.party
October 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
yet again, just like last time, the most recent firefox update turned on a bunch of AI crap i had manually turned off in about:config. https://laserdisc.party/@radicalrobit/115377768894766447
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it's very disorienting to not have to be constantly shoveling terrible accounts into the wood chipper,, it's like when you quit cigs and you aren't sure what to do with your hands anymore
October 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
it's very disorienting to not have to be constantly shoveling terrible accounts into the wood chipper,, it's like when you quit cigs and you aren't sure what to do with your hands anymore
Even if you fix it you can tell it's been broke.
October 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Even if you fix it you can tell it's been broke.
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I turned off all the labels from the official Bluesky moderation service except maybe the spam ones. Obviously they're not really acting in good faith so I feel I had to throw out the whole thing.
October 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I turned off all the labels from the official Bluesky moderation service except maybe the spam ones. Obviously they're not really acting in good faith so I feel I had to throw out the whole thing.
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I got put onto elk.zone, it's much better. Lets you log on with any instance
Elk
A nimble Mastodon web client
elk.zone
October 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I got put onto elk.zone, it's much better. Lets you log on with any instance
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the "lame ass trump nicknames" game has devolved to the point of just randomly rearranging letters in his name, resulting in something that you can't pronounce, which means nothing and which carries no weight as an insult. just makes you look like you're drunk
June 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
the "lame ass trump nicknames" game has devolved to the point of just randomly rearranging letters in his name, resulting in something that you can't pronounce, which means nothing and which carries no weight as an insult. just makes you look like you're drunk
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❌ making up goofy insult names for people
✅ speaking with such venom that the real name becomes an insult
✅ speaking with such venom that the real name becomes an insult
November 12, 2024 at 9:42 PM
❌ making up goofy insult names for people
✅ speaking with such venom that the real name becomes an insult
✅ speaking with such venom that the real name becomes an insult
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getting all gassed up about your latest 4th grade tier insult by hundreds of bots looking for keywords to bless with likes
March 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
getting all gassed up about your latest 4th grade tier insult by hundreds of bots looking for keywords to bless with likes
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great web interface and great Android app, it makes mastodon 1000x more viable as a posting space
Phanpy
Minimalistic opinionated Mastodon web client
phanpy.social
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
great web interface and great Android app, it makes mastodon 1000x more viable as a posting space
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Okay, so I made a Mastodon. Not because I'm leaving, but because I'm nosy as hell.
mastodon.social/@farmgoth
mastodon.social/@farmgoth
Farm Goth (@farmgoth@mastodon.social)
12 Posts, 35 Following, 26 Followers · Dag gummit #fuckaas
mastodon.social
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Okay, so I made a Mastodon. Not because I'm leaving, but because I'm nosy as hell.
mastodon.social/@farmgoth
mastodon.social/@farmgoth
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Has enough time passed that we can it was fucking insane Obama won a Nobel peace prize like Trump was right about that one specific thing
October 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Has enough time passed that we can it was fucking insane Obama won a Nobel peace prize like Trump was right about that one specific thing
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weird thing; i can’t see your (Brit’s) replies in this thread unless I click ‘show hidden’…. why hidden, who hiding, stoopid website, conspiring to make me do the thing (learn mastodon) but I don’t wanna learn stuff 😩 it hurts 😖 and i’m lazy 🙃
October 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
weird thing; i can’t see your (Brit’s) replies in this thread unless I click ‘show hidden’…. why hidden, who hiding, stoopid website, conspiring to make me do the thing (learn mastodon) but I don’t wanna learn stuff 😩 it hurts 😖 and i’m lazy 🙃
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mcdonal is doing the monopoly thing again and if you didn't know, it's considered a sweepstakes which means they need what's called an "alternative method of entry" for people who don't want to pay. you can request free game pieces (which occasionally are free food) 5 times per day here
Alternate Method of Entry || Get Started
Monopoly Game at McDonald's
amoe.playatmcd.com
October 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
mcdonal is doing the monopoly thing again and if you didn't know, it's considered a sweepstakes which means they need what's called an "alternative method of entry" for people who don't want to pay. you can request free game pieces (which occasionally are free food) 5 times per day here
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[3 days later]: damn, it’s poppin off over on mastodon lol
October 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
[3 days later]: damn, it’s poppin off over on mastodon lol
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yeah, y’all are busted 🤨 lmfao
October 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
yeah, y’all are busted 🤨 lmfao