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I am in charge of the stuffing this year which means so far I have spatchcocked and roasted a turkey to use it’s carcass to make turkey stock, I handpicked chestnuts from a local farm that I’m roasting, I bought 2 types of sourdough bread from the local bakery, homemade sausage from the butcher
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I am in charge of the stuffing this year which means so far I have spatchcocked and roasted a turkey to use it’s carcass to make turkey stock, I handpicked chestnuts from a local farm that I’m roasting, I bought 2 types of sourdough bread from the local bakery, homemade sausage from the butcher
Edie goes for her first ski lesson today can I get “let’s go Edie” going in the chat
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Edie goes for her first ski lesson today can I get “let’s go Edie” going in the chat
The pictures of the culprits coupled with their plot to overtake an island of 87,000 people with just two guys who have no military or maritime experience has really confronted me with a very difficult question: is physiognomy real?
Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
NTX men planned to murder men, enslave women on foreign island: Indictment
Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children.
www.fox4news.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The pictures of the culprits coupled with their plot to overtake an island of 87,000 people with just two guys who have no military or maritime experience has really confronted me with a very difficult question: is physiognomy real?
I’m interested in finding out who megan thee stallions tailor is for these court outfits because she looks amazing
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I’m interested in finding out who megan thee stallions tailor is for these court outfits because she looks amazing
I bought an incredible shirt at the show last night
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I bought an incredible shirt at the show last night
My photo app decided to jump scare my morning with a selfie of me when I was 9 months pregnant and pregnancy had ruined my skin and I just want anyone out there who has damaged as fuck skin from pregnancy or otherwise to know that through expensive dermatology all things are possible 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
November 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
My photo app decided to jump scare my morning with a selfie of me when I was 9 months pregnant and pregnancy had ruined my skin and I just want anyone out there who has damaged as fuck skin from pregnancy or otherwise to know that through expensive dermatology all things are possible 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
There’s tiktok drama about some woman lying to her comedian husband that she was a virgin when they met and it turns out that was a lie and honestly, good for her. Virginity is made up. I’m going to tell people I’m a married virgin with a daughter. You cannot beat my ass so what are you gonna do!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
There’s tiktok drama about some woman lying to her comedian husband that she was a virgin when they met and it turns out that was a lie and honestly, good for her. Virginity is made up. I’m going to tell people I’m a married virgin with a daughter. You cannot beat my ass so what are you gonna do!!!!
The most interesting part of the Olivia Nuzzi scandal is that she obviously tried to fuck Joe Biden and he turned her down and she was NOT PLEASED
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The most interesting part of the Olivia Nuzzi scandal is that she obviously tried to fuck Joe Biden and he turned her down and she was NOT PLEASED
Who has started making their stock for Thanksgiving
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Who has started making their stock for Thanksgiving
We need to talk about Olivia Nuzzi’s eyebrows
November 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
We need to talk about Olivia Nuzzi’s eyebrows
Is it so much to ask that someone sells their still here cool jeans in brown suede in my size on Poshmark for less than $200
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Is it so much to ask that someone sells their still here cool jeans in brown suede in my size on Poshmark for less than $200
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They say "do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life" but going on the computer definitely still feels like work
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
They say "do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life" but going on the computer definitely still feels like work
I was planning on bailing on my 545 barre class tomorrow except as I was leaving class this morning my instructor said “see you tomorrow, Elena!” So now I have to go
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I was planning on bailing on my 545 barre class tomorrow except as I was leaving class this morning my instructor said “see you tomorrow, Elena!” So now I have to go
Women’s body weight discourse is so interesting to me because in an effort to demonstrate that men have ridiculous expectations for women’s weight (1,000% true) we always end up at “no full grown woman weighs under 150 lbs” (1,000% not true what are you guys talking about)
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Women’s body weight discourse is so interesting to me because in an effort to demonstrate that men have ridiculous expectations for women’s weight (1,000% true) we always end up at “no full grown woman weighs under 150 lbs” (1,000% not true what are you guys talking about)
I’ll be honest with you guys i have never once pulled into a parallel parking spot without declaring “like a glove!” Ala Jim Carrey in ace Ventura
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I’ll be honest with you guys i have never once pulled into a parallel parking spot without declaring “like a glove!” Ala Jim Carrey in ace Ventura
It’s kind of crazy at no point does Belle learn the beasts actual name
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It’s kind of crazy at no point does Belle learn the beasts actual name
Okay but justice for frankesteins dad he’s actually a really invovled parent
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Okay but justice for frankesteins dad he’s actually a really invovled parent
It’s really absolutely meaningless and she doesn’t deserve the dignity but honestly it makes me happy to think Hillary was cheating on Bill too. Absolutely fuck that guy.
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
It’s really absolutely meaningless and she doesn’t deserve the dignity but honestly it makes me happy to think Hillary was cheating on Bill too. Absolutely fuck that guy.
It’s impossible to share democrats as much as they deserve.
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 AM
It’s impossible to share democrats as much as they deserve.
Everyone is gushing over this Jennifer Lawrence and rob Pattinson press tour but all it’s demonstrating to me is that women are funny and charming and men are fucking annoying.
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Everyone is gushing over this Jennifer Lawrence and rob Pattinson press tour but all it’s demonstrating to me is that women are funny and charming and men are fucking annoying.
My friend Annabel is participating in a cool fundraiser where she donated her art to be raffled, and to enter you donate to their local food pantry.
She’s super talented in ceramics and I think you guys should donate. www.instagram.com/p/DQ5lWaFDcG...
She’s super talented in ceramics and I think you guys should donate. www.instagram.com/p/DQ5lWaFDcG...
undefined on Instagram: "artfeedspeopleHere’s how you can participate! 1. Use the fundraising button on this account to donate to @foodbankwma until Nov. 20…"
artfeedspeopleHere’s how you can participate! 1. Use the fundraising button on this account to donate to @foodbankwma until Nov. 20 2. On Nov. 21, we’ll draw names randomly from our list of donors for each of the amazing items donated by artists and local businesses! 3. We’ll announce winners on our page and DM each winner to coordinate the best way to get them their prize!
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November 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My friend Annabel is participating in a cool fundraiser where she donated her art to be raffled, and to enter you donate to their local food pantry.
She’s super talented in ceramics and I think you guys should donate. www.instagram.com/p/DQ5lWaFDcG...
She’s super talented in ceramics and I think you guys should donate. www.instagram.com/p/DQ5lWaFDcG...
I had a dream last night where a lesbian asked me if I was queer and I responded with “I’m sexually attracted to anyone who looks like me” which sort of feels like being one shotted by an Ayahuasca hallucination
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I had a dream last night where a lesbian asked me if I was queer and I responded with “I’m sexually attracted to anyone who looks like me” which sort of feels like being one shotted by an Ayahuasca hallucination
Jacob Elordi is starting to look a bit too Australian to be attractive to me
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Jacob Elordi is starting to look a bit too Australian to be attractive to me
It’s crazy how you can be like yes the democrats are finally gonna fucking fight and then immediately they demonstrate from literally all sides that they absolutely will not be doing that
November 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It’s crazy how you can be like yes the democrats are finally gonna fucking fight and then immediately they demonstrate from literally all sides that they absolutely will not be doing that
Pronounce pirates like Pilates
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Pronounce pirates like Pilates