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freestyletacet.bsky.social
@freestyletacet.bsky.social
professional freelance trombonist currently infuriating the upstairs neighbor (I'm sorry you live in a city and not the suburbs Carol)
one of the stops on this organ is a quarter tone flatter than the rest of the organ and it's making for a much crunchier Pinkham than usual

thoughts and prayers for the organist (and for us)
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
SeaTac, I say this with love: I need you to get your life together

can you hold an intervention for an airport, asking for a friend
December 3, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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morning people have had it too good for too long
December 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Current (permanent) mood as an American in 2025:
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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the best answer i got for this:
October 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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we need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don't actually like going out
October 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
shout out to the MTA train conductor who closed the train doors, saw me walk up with my suitcase looking sad, and opened the door so I could get on, you are a gentleman and a scholar and I hope both sides of your pillow are always cool
October 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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i don't like the thought of oboists being able to walk amongst us undetected
September 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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i sometimes feel very lucky i came out of three music degrees without becoming a terrifying individual
August 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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before the roof thing I would have said he's just got dementia but with the roof thing that's cordyceps, baby
August 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I have not "mellowed with age." I've mastered being annoying with surgical precision
July 30, 2024 at 9:40 PM
so much Amadeus

it was the official "post-concert and the band director needs a break" activity in middle school band

though I think we mixed it up with Beethoven Lives Upstairs once
Name something you remember watching in this!
July 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Siegfried’s Long Call from Twilight of the Garage (Gäragerdämmerung)
July 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
June 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
today's rehearsal lesson: Happy Birthday does not start on the tonic.

(God bless, they figured it out tho)
June 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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nine inch nails are the Beatles for women with treatment resistant depression
June 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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oh my god this is absolutely dismal pay for this role, barely industry competitive let alone LA
June 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.
May 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Oh, you're a people pleaser? Then name 3 people who are pleased with you
May 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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This is so real lmaoooo
"She booked a solo trip to Iceland while you were composing your <<good morning>> text" 😂😂
April 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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[coquettishly] I hear your leitmotif incorporates the theme of the enemy empire
November 21, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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Gavin Newsom is so awful that I can't believe he's not running for mayor of New York.
April 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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but man idk, never would have predicted it, but lower brass might end up being what saves us from everything
April 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
is Shen Yun considered DEI programming
March 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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the thing about the "see this is why you shouldnt have impostor syndrome" posts is that i will still be held to a higher standard than any of these men for any job i hold for the rest of my life
March 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM