Frank Tweets
@franktweets.bsky.social
Uncle of 3, seltzer chugging socialist.
Why is my humidifier texting me like a weird Twitter account from 2015
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Why is my humidifier texting me like a weird Twitter account from 2015
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FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
November 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
Wife’s out of town. Fellas you know what that means
October 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Wife’s out of town. Fellas you know what that means
I like Taylor but we can all agree “Actually Romantic” sounds like when you follow advice from a youth pastor on how to talk to bullies
October 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I like Taylor but we can all agree “Actually Romantic” sounds like when you follow advice from a youth pastor on how to talk to bullies
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What I enjoy about this is you don’t get too many of these that feature two insane people
August 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
What I enjoy about this is you don’t get too many of these that feature two insane people
I will never hit Skip Intro on an episode of Yellowjackets
July 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I will never hit Skip Intro on an episode of Yellowjackets
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LABOUR LOVES COOL JAMES ❤️❤️❤️
LL Cool J said that he will not perform at Wawa Welcome America in Philadelphia on July 4th because of union strike
“There is absolutely no way I can perform across a picket line”
“There is absolutely no way I can perform across a picket line”
LL COOL J drops out of Wawa Welcome America concert because of union strike
LL COOL J said that he is not going to perform at Wawa Welcome America on July 4th in light of the AFSCME District Council 33 strike in Philadelphia.
www.nbcphiladelphia.com
July 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
LABOUR LOVES COOL JAMES ❤️❤️❤️
Somewhere during the Google Reader era I read an article where someone wrote “actually cats hate when you pet them” and I have to say. I think the author was just really bad at petting cats
June 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Somewhere during the Google Reader era I read an article where someone wrote “actually cats hate when you pet them” and I have to say. I think the author was just really bad at petting cats
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You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country
June 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country
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If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
After watching Weeds religiously in college it makes total sense that the first car I buy (at age 40) is a Prius
May 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
After watching Weeds religiously in college it makes total sense that the first car I buy (at age 40) is a Prius
Entering the house:
(To my boy cat) Hello my baby
(To my wife) Hello my darlin
(To my girl cat) Hello my ragtime gal
(To my boy cat) Hello my baby
(To my wife) Hello my darlin
(To my girl cat) Hello my ragtime gal
May 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Entering the house:
(To my boy cat) Hello my baby
(To my wife) Hello my darlin
(To my girl cat) Hello my ragtime gal
(To my boy cat) Hello my baby
(To my wife) Hello my darlin
(To my girl cat) Hello my ragtime gal
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The best reason why you should get two cats is sometimes one will do the dumbest thing you’ve ever seen and the other will just look at you like “dude are you seeing this?”
April 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The best reason why you should get two cats is sometimes one will do the dumbest thing you’ve ever seen and the other will just look at you like “dude are you seeing this?”
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
As a husband it’s your duty to remind your wife it’s April Fools Day before she gets roasted in her group chat
April 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
As a husband it’s your duty to remind your wife it’s April Fools Day before she gets roasted in her group chat
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Students were told for years that, actually, hate speech was protected speech and what was needed at universities. They were told that heckling such speech was itself a sign of intolerance.
Sen. Tommy Tuberville: "When it comes to protesters, we got to make sure we treat all of them the same: Send them to jail...Free speech is great, but hateful, hate, free speech is not what we need in these universities" thehill.com/homenews/sen...
March 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Students were told for years that, actually, hate speech was protected speech and what was needed at universities. They were told that heckling such speech was itself a sign of intolerance.
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I love to call my Senators' offices three times per week and try to cajole them into doing the most elementary political messaging and strategy. This is what it means to be an engaged citizen: leaving a strenuously polite voicemail for a 74yo on a more regular cadence than I talk to my parents.
March 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I love to call my Senators' offices three times per week and try to cajole them into doing the most elementary political messaging and strategy. This is what it means to be an engaged citizen: leaving a strenuously polite voicemail for a 74yo on a more regular cadence than I talk to my parents.
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Mayor of LA: someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my city is dying
March 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Mayor of LA: someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my city is dying
If the people in Resident Evil didn’t want all that bad stuff to happen they shouldn’t have lived in a place called Raccoon City
February 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
If the people in Resident Evil didn’t want all that bad stuff to happen they shouldn’t have lived in a place called Raccoon City
We should let Elon Musk run for president or governor or something so he sees how unpopular he really is
February 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
We should let Elon Musk run for president or governor or something so he sees how unpopular he really is
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Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die
January 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
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When I was a teenager, disaffected dudes had nu-metal. Now they just have Joe Rogan and incel culture.
January 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
When I was a teenager, disaffected dudes had nu-metal. Now they just have Joe Rogan and incel culture.