Why is my humidifier texting me like a weird Twitter account from 2015

Wife’s out of town. Fellas you know what that means

Ok maybe two factor authentication isn’t that annoying

I’m an adopt don’t shop guy through and through but I saw this well behaved boy in the park yesterday and was enthralled

Found footage horror fans reading about 2024’s Pantone Color of the Year

Glad Trea Turner found a good baseball bat that doesn’t whiff out his hands while he’s batting #NLCS

Watching the hot dog show

Hello Bluesky I’m dogsitting for this dog!