Michael W.
@fourstringer.bsky.social
20, He/Him. Berklee graduate bassist and One Piece nerd. Bad at Sonic games. 🇨🇦
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work https://theonion.com/relaxing-tea-better-fucking-work-1819579209/
September 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work https://theonion.com/relaxing-tea-better-fucking-work-1819579209/
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What I absolutely hate is that when an LLM makes a very bad mistake, they say it just needs more training and dump more money into it. When a human makes a mistake, they just fire the human even though putting money into training would also work.
Fuck LLMs and those that promote them.
Fuck LLMs and those that promote them.
September 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
What I absolutely hate is that when an LLM makes a very bad mistake, they say it just needs more training and dump more money into it. When a human makes a mistake, they just fire the human even though putting money into training would also work.
Fuck LLMs and those that promote them.
Fuck LLMs and those that promote them.
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"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
July 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
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I have pet peeves about how a LOT of people who don't watch or read One Piece think about the series, so I made a funny image about it
July 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I have pet peeves about how a LOT of people who don't watch or read One Piece think about the series, so I made a funny image about it
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i get happy when cops die
June 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
i get happy when cops die
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it’s sort of comical to think how different the response from “religious” republicans would’ve been if Obama or Biden had posted a pic of themselves as pope
May 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
it’s sort of comical to think how different the response from “religious” republicans would’ve been if Obama or Biden had posted a pic of themselves as pope
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Pointing at the $18 drinks on the menu and asking the waiter if this is "rage bait"
April 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Pointing at the $18 drinks on the menu and asking the waiter if this is "rage bait"
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Canada is ranked 1 in education, 3 in safety, 4 in justice, 4 in overall best country.
We are not a broken country. We have not suffered a lost decade.
Our existence is in the balance.
Vote.
We are not a broken country. We have not suffered a lost decade.
Our existence is in the balance.
Vote.
April 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Canada is ranked 1 in education, 3 in safety, 4 in justice, 4 in overall best country.
We are not a broken country. We have not suffered a lost decade.
Our existence is in the balance.
Vote.
We are not a broken country. We have not suffered a lost decade.
Our existence is in the balance.
Vote.
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“Just calm down and let people enjoy chatgpt.” Sorry, no. I find it creepy that folks are treating a machine that mimics human speech as their friend / therapist. It is feeding you lies. It is destroying your thinking abilities. Shut it off. Talk to other humans. Go outside.
April 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“Just calm down and let people enjoy chatgpt.” Sorry, no. I find it creepy that folks are treating a machine that mimics human speech as their friend / therapist. It is feeding you lies. It is destroying your thinking abilities. Shut it off. Talk to other humans. Go outside.
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“i voted for him because i didn’t think he would do what he said he’d do”
April 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
“i voted for him because i didn’t think he would do what he said he’d do”
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I love the Nintendo leak scene because it's just a constant deluge of incredibly tame fake leaks treated as gospel then one guy in the corner goes "Mario X Sonic: Broken Bad next week" and nobody cares then the next direct starts with a smashcut to Heisenberg
March 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I love the Nintendo leak scene because it's just a constant deluge of incredibly tame fake leaks treated as gospel then one guy in the corner goes "Mario X Sonic: Broken Bad next week" and nobody cares then the next direct starts with a smashcut to Heisenberg
shuffling my playlist on the bus in the morning is like playing roulette because the first song the Apple Music Gods chooses basically determines my mood for the rest of the day
March 14, 2025 at 9:18 AM
shuffling my playlist on the bus in the morning is like playing roulette because the first song the Apple Music Gods chooses basically determines my mood for the rest of the day
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I need to make something clear.
I don’t give a flying fuck where US companies manufacture or package their products.
US company, US profits, that’s it.
So please stop telling me where stuff is made, you’re not the first, I don’t care, please stop.
I don’t give a flying fuck where US companies manufacture or package their products.
US company, US profits, that’s it.
So please stop telling me where stuff is made, you’re not the first, I don’t care, please stop.
March 12, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I need to make something clear.
I don’t give a flying fuck where US companies manufacture or package their products.
US company, US profits, that’s it.
So please stop telling me where stuff is made, you’re not the first, I don’t care, please stop.
I don’t give a flying fuck where US companies manufacture or package their products.
US company, US profits, that’s it.
So please stop telling me where stuff is made, you’re not the first, I don’t care, please stop.
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Happy International Women’s Day to the people that are relentlessly trying to save our collective asses
March 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Happy International Women’s Day to the people that are relentlessly trying to save our collective asses
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What kendrick did to drake, I need bill burr to do to ben shapiro comedically and professionally
February 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
What kendrick did to drake, I need bill burr to do to ben shapiro comedically and professionally
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The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
January 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
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For the record, if I accidentally did two Nazi salutes back to back, I’d probably be using the social media company I bought to say “holy shit I’m sorry, I did not meant to salute Adolf Hitler twice on my big day.” In fact I think this would be the response of most people
January 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
For the record, if I accidentally did two Nazi salutes back to back, I’d probably be using the social media company I bought to say “holy shit I’m sorry, I did not meant to salute Adolf Hitler twice on my big day.” In fact I think this would be the response of most people
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nintendo switch 2? more like…nintendo switch 2 to the polls
January 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
nintendo switch 2? more like…nintendo switch 2 to the polls
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Red Note is genuinely a blast, the cross-cultural exchange going on is one of the most wholesome things I’ve seen in years
January 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Red Note is genuinely a blast, the cross-cultural exchange going on is one of the most wholesome things I’ve seen in years
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Trending topics are a feature for the masses. For lesser minds who need to know what everyone else is talking about. True geniuses don't care about this. They only log on to post "The Ass is greater than the sum of its Cheeks" and immediately log off
December 29, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Trending topics are a feature for the masses. For lesser minds who need to know what everyone else is talking about. True geniuses don't care about this. They only log on to post "The Ass is greater than the sum of its Cheeks" and immediately log off
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if you made art this year, you did well. a sketch, even if it was scrapped ; a poem, even if it was deleted — mattered. you put thought to paper, you engaged with the creative alchemy of turning feeling to something tangible. doesn't matter if you weren't productive "enough." or good "enough."
December 26, 2024 at 8:13 PM
if you made art this year, you did well. a sketch, even if it was scrapped ; a poem, even if it was deleted — mattered. you put thought to paper, you engaged with the creative alchemy of turning feeling to something tangible. doesn't matter if you weren't productive "enough." or good "enough."
Sonic Riders is such an underrated game. I love a game with a high skill ceiling, and that’s something that I’ve always noticed a lack of from your standard Mario Kart game. If you like Mario Kart but want more of a challenge, check this one out on Dolphin (or the original hardware if possible)
December 26, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Sonic Riders is such an underrated game. I love a game with a high skill ceiling, and that’s something that I’ve always noticed a lack of from your standard Mario Kart game. If you like Mario Kart but want more of a challenge, check this one out on Dolphin (or the original hardware if possible)