Rampaging Forklift
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Why does this man always have the look of a small boy impersonating an adult and knowing he's about to get caught.
November 9, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Why does this man always have the look of a small boy impersonating an adult and knowing he's about to get caught.
"I didn't even know he was Christian, I mean, he never wanted to do Bible study with me."
September 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
"I didn't even know he was Christian, I mean, he never wanted to do Bible study with me."
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Oh, I was so close.
September 3, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Oh, I was so close.
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Sad update: it appears that the crazy people I've spent years training to be rabid animals have, for reasons too complicated to explain right now, completely turned against me
July 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Sad update: it appears that the crazy people I've spent years training to be rabid animals have, for reasons too complicated to explain right now, completely turned against me
::ugly crying:: Superman is REAL and you're a JERK! {runs away}
these dopes legit believe he was born in kansas don’t they
July 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
::ugly crying:: Superman is REAL and you're a JERK! {runs away}
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I think you should be able to say things the president doesn’t like and still be a citizen. Maybe we should write that down somewhere.
July 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I think you should be able to say things the president doesn’t like and still be a citizen. Maybe we should write that down somewhere.
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
When you know that nobody wants to show up to attend the $45,000,000 birthday party that you're throwing for yourself, so you have to hire extras to make it look like you have friends, and you offer to pay them in Diet Coke and your own stupid crypto currency.
June 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
When you know that nobody wants to show up to attend the $45,000,000 birthday party that you're throwing for yourself, so you have to hire extras to make it look like you have friends, and you offer to pay them in Diet Coke and your own stupid crypto currency.
@podsaveamerica.crooked.com : Sure we want a younger party, of course!
Also @podsaveamerica.crooked.com : But we can't possibly remove the octogenarians, oh no!
Do you want a party on the left or don't you, guys? Because status quo hasn't been working very well lately.
Also @podsaveamerica.crooked.com : But we can't possibly remove the octogenarians, oh no!
Do you want a party on the left or don't you, guys? Because status quo hasn't been working very well lately.
June 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
@podsaveamerica.crooked.com : Sure we want a younger party, of course!
Also @podsaveamerica.crooked.com : But we can't possibly remove the octogenarians, oh no!
Do you want a party on the left or don't you, guys? Because status quo hasn't been working very well lately.
Also @podsaveamerica.crooked.com : But we can't possibly remove the octogenarians, oh no!
Do you want a party on the left or don't you, guys? Because status quo hasn't been working very well lately.
This is the part that's going to sting the most when it all comes crashing down, how utterly pointless and unnecessary all of the suffering is.
Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
June 9, 2025 at 6:43 AM
This is the part that's going to sting the most when it all comes crashing down, how utterly pointless and unnecessary all of the suffering is.
A military parade *could* be just the thing that's needed to get everyone to join hands and sing Kumbaya.
Monkeys *could* fly out of my butt.
Monkeys *could* fly out of my butt.
“In today’s climate, a military parade could offer an opportunity to counter misperceptions about the armed forces. It could bring Americans closer to service members and juice military recruitment—all of which is sorely needed,” @kschake.bsky.social writes:
Sometimes a Parade Is Just a Parade
Not everything the Trump administration does is a threat to democracy.
bit.ly
June 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
A military parade *could* be just the thing that's needed to get everyone to join hands and sing Kumbaya.
Monkeys *could* fly out of my butt.
Monkeys *could* fly out of my butt.
"Oh no! Somebody do something!" cries guy in the best position of power to do something.
The federal government is taking over the California National Guard and deploying 2,000 soldiers in Los Angeles — not because there is a shortage of law enforcement, but because they want a spectacle.
Don't give them one.
Never use violence. Speak out peacefully.
Don't give them one.
Never use violence. Speak out peacefully.
June 8, 2025 at 7:32 AM
"Oh no! Somebody do something!" cries guy in the best position of power to do something.
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*smugly* when 15 million americans lose their health care, none of them are going to give a shit about the fight over the bill that strips them of their healthcare
When 15 million Americans lose their health care and plunge into personal crisis, none of them are going to give a shit about a made-for-clicks twitter fight between two billionaires arguing about who gets the bigger share of the corruption spoils.
June 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
*smugly* when 15 million americans lose their health care, none of them are going to give a shit about the fight over the bill that strips them of their healthcare
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The man with the nuclear codes walked into a wall. 😬
May 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The man with the nuclear codes walked into a wall. 😬
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I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
I'm afraid that in the collective whole this is probably true.
I don’t really give a shit how much of a conservative this makes me sound like, but the United States has suffered an existential collapse in the civic virtue of our citizens necessary to sustain a liberal democracy.
April 15, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I'm afraid that in the collective whole this is probably true.
Wouldn't it be great if he focused on his actual job of upholding the Constitution and left the plumbing to people who are not batshit crazy.
Duffy: "The president is talking about shower heads. You don't have enough water that can come through your shower heads because of Biden's regulations. So fixing small things like that -- hopefully he's gonna get the dishwashers. Wouldn't it be great if dishwashers worked again?"
April 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Wouldn't it be great if he focused on his actual job of upholding the Constitution and left the plumbing to people who are not batshit crazy.
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nature is healing
darkly funny that every big tech CEO prostrated themselves in front of Trump admin and he still sent their companies through a cheese grater
April 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
nature is healing
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I wish people hated fascism half as much as they hate feminism
March 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I wish people hated fascism half as much as they hate feminism
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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So, wait. For basically ever, men were earning way more than their female counterparts, and the messaging was that women were "too emotional" or whatever. And the second women start earning more than men, men completely lose their shit and it's a "crisis" "gripping" them? What a bunch of losers.
Young women are now consistently earning more than their male counterparts for the first time, according to a report that warns of a social “crisis” gripping young men
The lost boys: how a generation of young men fell behind women on pay
www.thetimes.com
March 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
So, wait. For basically ever, men were earning way more than their female counterparts, and the messaging was that women were "too emotional" or whatever. And the second women start earning more than men, men completely lose their shit and it's a "crisis" "gripping" them? What a bunch of losers.
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