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retired unix whisperer and hpc apprentice

“cmo” for @micheleclamp.com

manages @chromamagic.com
“Performance Oblivious” is my absolutely new favorite way to describe certain containers. 🤣

Love it!

#hpc #ai #sc25
This year at #SC25, we will present XaaS containers, the Best Paper Finalist at 🏆! We propose a new paradigm for performance portability to bridge the gap between #cloud productivity and #HPC performance 🚀

#HPCignites @thoefler.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Reposting for reach. My poor mate Jeff he don’t have many followers. 🤣

#hpc #sc25
If you have a mini rack at your booth at #SC25, let me know. I'm on a scavenger hunt!
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Quick reminder as you fly to/watch/participate in the extravaganza that is Supercomputing 25 St Louis, USA over the next few days.

This giant list of wicked dedicated humans made it all happen for you.

Enjoy the conf folks!

#humans

sc25.supercomputing.org/planning-com...

#hpc #sc25 #cloud #ai
SC25 Planning Committee • SC25
sc25.supercomputing.org
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
went to see the running man at the local imax last night. 10/10.

@micheleclamp.com and I had the whole furniture store cinema to ourselves.

(spoiler - 12 channel audio when he blows up the veteran’s hostel in Boston? Epic!)

#imax #runningman
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Fun fact our first #hpc cluster for the human genome vented out into the underground carpark. In true 🇬🇧 style we put some cones out to block off a few spots so we didn’t melt folks cars.
A random interesting fact about the Cray XE6 racks: air exhausted up from the top of the rack!

The result was that the lights above Cielo all started failing over time due to being blasted with hot air. And no good way to access them due to the size of the cluster.

Clearly an early photo 😁
Silly thread for a Saturday: some of the #HPC clusters I’ve worked on over the years.

First up is Cielo, a Cray XE6 I worked on at LANL! Which might actually be the prettiest supercomputer I’ve worked on.
November 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
For @thedeadline.bsky.social.

Behold.

A *successful* transatlantic Linux kernel and network debug. Beats fixing printers back at Harvard.

I’ve immortalized this truly one of a kind, remarkable achievement in my bluesky avatar.

Truly forbidden unix! 🤣

#linux #parents #desktop #support
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
3 and 3/4 months of morning trots later, today our hero finally ascended Everest. 🤣

#running
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Company did not use the #ai to write the on box copy for a bread machine.

Absolutely not. Nope.

“All you knead — and more!”

🤣
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Must quote post this one. It might be a forever quote.

“Yesterday’s flexibility has become today’s insurmountable technical debt.”

Read @usrbinkat.io for detail.

/cc @kelseyhightower.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
For #sc25 #hpc #cloud #ai

Don’t forget, you also win extra self prescribed points for any highly performative desperate breathless marketing dressed up in a “Please come to our weird ass social (10 miles away) for most excellent conversation!”

First to 10,000 pts wins.

I don’t make the rules.
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Heads up #hpc folks. There are going to be folks at the show who are EVEN MORE famous than @hpcnotes.bsky.social!

Hard to imagine, but true! 🤣

Keep an eye out for “SC Selfies With Jeff”

#sc25
I wonder if I keep building more Pi clusters, if Supercomputing conference #SC25 will continue returning to St. Louis...?

Hope to see you there, I'll be there as many days as I can!
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
As a research computing center director, I used to provide our customers with carefully crafted #hpc services that were designed to be like a beautiful Mac book pro…

Our users sent me email demanding this:

/cc @moorejh.bsky.social 🤣
OK, who owns one of these and wants to tell the tale
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 PM
See also: Johnny Cash references on BlueSky.
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Not going to lie, I’d never heard of at home freeze drying until now. Now I’m blowing up @micheleclamp.com’s phone with Bree links.

I think it might happen.

On the phone to Santa…
If anyone is new since the last time I did the skittles, I have been freeze drying them and they are FREAKING AMAZING??? bsky.app/profile/most...
Mama Bree is coming to visit from Minnesota on Friday, so of course I had to top up the freeze dried skittles inventory. #BreezeDryer
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Website rocks. Also thinking of my old pal @ianholmes.org

zxbasic.readthedocs.io/en/docs/rele...
Released Programs - Boriel BASIC
zxbasic.readthedocs.io
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Parallel fridge wine.

#hpc #wine

mostly for @lucyfishwife.bsky.social & @micheleclamp.com

🇺🇸 / 🇬🇧
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
“Note: On the 6-zone Konnected Alarm Panels, Zone 6 needs to be open in order to re-flash. If Zone 6 is a door or window, you can simply leave that door or window open during the flashing process.”
November 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
After just shy of 10 years, our old breadmachine seized up beyond repair.

A new shiny *much* smaller, quieter, lower powered offspring has now entered the arena!

Seems to only use an occasional 400W on bake mode for a 2 pounder…

Like all tech, incremental progress.
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Drive out to Watertown today with @micheleclamp.com who’s been accepted into the New England Watercolor Society Juried Show.

Fun fact, it’s in a super fancy “life sciences” cluster at the old arsenal complex.

Our old life, meets new life...

Good luck Michele!

#news #watercolor #lifesciences
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
lp0 on fire.
For when your old windows machine catches fire?
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It’s not only the unix that’s forbidden round here…

🛏️ 🐈 🚫

🤣
November 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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best github readme image ever

github.com/Jeija/bluefl...
November 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Tomorrow I change back my #bsky “scary name”, but today I won a participation badge!

Points for just showing up?

Inspired. Living my best life.

Hashtag blessed etc. Haha.

#garmin #running
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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So I've been posting about the #SC25 on those other sites (they know who they are), but BlueSky is where the action is, so if you are attending SC25, you know where to go:

beowulfbash.com
Beowulf Bash | The annual celebration of Beowulf at SuperComputing
beowulfbash.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM