the forbidden unix
@forbiddenunix.com
retired unix whisperer and hpc apprentice
“cmo” for @micheleclamp.com
manages @chromamagic.com
“cmo” for @micheleclamp.com
manages @chromamagic.com
If you were wondering. @thedeadline.bsky.social and @hpcnotes.bsky.social are delivering the very best current #sc25 adhoc photos.
Presenting “No Comment #HPC”
Post your #nocommenthpc below. 🤣
Presenting “No Comment #HPC”
Post your #nocommenthpc below. 🤣
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
If you were wondering. @thedeadline.bsky.social and @hpcnotes.bsky.social are delivering the very best current #sc25 adhoc photos.
Presenting “No Comment #HPC”
Post your #nocommenthpc below. 🤣
Presenting “No Comment #HPC”
Post your #nocommenthpc below. 🤣
went to see the running man at the local imax last night. 10/10.
@micheleclamp.com and I had the whole furniture store cinema to ourselves.
(spoiler - 12 channel audio when he blows up the veteran’s hostel in Boston? Epic!)
#imax #runningman
@micheleclamp.com and I had the whole furniture store cinema to ourselves.
(spoiler - 12 channel audio when he blows up the veteran’s hostel in Boston? Epic!)
#imax #runningman
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
went to see the running man at the local imax last night. 10/10.
@micheleclamp.com and I had the whole furniture store cinema to ourselves.
(spoiler - 12 channel audio when he blows up the veteran’s hostel in Boston? Epic!)
#imax #runningman
@micheleclamp.com and I had the whole furniture store cinema to ourselves.
(spoiler - 12 channel audio when he blows up the veteran’s hostel in Boston? Epic!)
#imax #runningman
For @thedeadline.bsky.social.
Behold.
A *successful* transatlantic Linux kernel and network debug. Beats fixing printers back at Harvard.
I’ve immortalized this truly one of a kind, remarkable achievement in my bluesky avatar.
Truly forbidden unix! 🤣
#linux #parents #desktop #support
Behold.
A *successful* transatlantic Linux kernel and network debug. Beats fixing printers back at Harvard.
I’ve immortalized this truly one of a kind, remarkable achievement in my bluesky avatar.
Truly forbidden unix! 🤣
#linux #parents #desktop #support
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
For @thedeadline.bsky.social.
Behold.
A *successful* transatlantic Linux kernel and network debug. Beats fixing printers back at Harvard.
I’ve immortalized this truly one of a kind, remarkable achievement in my bluesky avatar.
Truly forbidden unix! 🤣
#linux #parents #desktop #support
Behold.
A *successful* transatlantic Linux kernel and network debug. Beats fixing printers back at Harvard.
I’ve immortalized this truly one of a kind, remarkable achievement in my bluesky avatar.
Truly forbidden unix! 🤣
#linux #parents #desktop #support
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Loaf at first sight.
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Loaf at first sight.
Not anything arm 7 either.
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Not anything arm 7 either.
For #sc25 #hpc #cloud #ai
Don’t forget, you also win extra self prescribed points for any highly performative desperate breathless marketing dressed up in a “Please come to our weird ass social (10 miles away) for most excellent conversation!”
First to 10,000 pts wins.
I don’t make the rules.
Don’t forget, you also win extra self prescribed points for any highly performative desperate breathless marketing dressed up in a “Please come to our weird ass social (10 miles away) for most excellent conversation!”
First to 10,000 pts wins.
I don’t make the rules.
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
See also: Johnny Cash references on BlueSky.
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
See also: Johnny Cash references on BlueSky.
Also unified login works way better, and reduces friction if there are at least n+1 authentication apps. Each “one login” must be similar, but also slightly different, but not the same as a gov gateway account, because that’s also different again.
Yep. It’s like one louder.
Yep. It’s like one louder.
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Also unified login works way better, and reduces friction if there are at least n+1 authentication apps. Each “one login” must be similar, but also slightly different, but not the same as a gov gateway account, because that’s also different again.
Yep. It’s like one louder.
Yep. It’s like one louder.
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
After just shy of 10 years, our old breadmachine seized up beyond repair.
A new shiny *much* smaller, quieter, lower powered offspring has now entered the arena!
Seems to only use an occasional 400W on bake mode for a 2 pounder…
Like all tech, incremental progress.
A new shiny *much* smaller, quieter, lower powered offspring has now entered the arena!
Seems to only use an occasional 400W on bake mode for a 2 pounder…
Like all tech, incremental progress.
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
After just shy of 10 years, our old breadmachine seized up beyond repair.
A new shiny *much* smaller, quieter, lower powered offspring has now entered the arena!
Seems to only use an occasional 400W on bake mode for a 2 pounder…
Like all tech, incremental progress.
A new shiny *much* smaller, quieter, lower powered offspring has now entered the arena!
Seems to only use an occasional 400W on bake mode for a 2 pounder…
Like all tech, incremental progress.
Moved my tech posts because @chromamagic.com and @micheleclamp.com are now all like super famous and stuff. 🤣
Here?
We do the forbidden unix.
Thanks to the ever prolific and brilliant @albertvilella.bsky.social for being FU follower #100.
Magic puss is still laughing at me. Hehe.
Here?
We do the forbidden unix.
Thanks to the ever prolific and brilliant @albertvilella.bsky.social for being FU follower #100.
Magic puss is still laughing at me. Hehe.
October 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Moved my tech posts because @chromamagic.com and @micheleclamp.com are now all like super famous and stuff. 🤣
Here?
We do the forbidden unix.
Thanks to the ever prolific and brilliant @albertvilella.bsky.social for being FU follower #100.
Magic puss is still laughing at me. Hehe.
Here?
We do the forbidden unix.
Thanks to the ever prolific and brilliant @albertvilella.bsky.social for being FU follower #100.
Magic puss is still laughing at me. Hehe.
And why yes. We did just have the world’s most fancy pants version of chicken ‘n chips this side of Preston, Lancs.
Yep.
Yep.
October 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
And why yes. We did just have the world’s most fancy pants version of chicken ‘n chips this side of Preston, Lancs.
Yep.
Yep.
In case y’all were wondering @micheleclamp.com and me are now at the making your own balsamic glaze, and buying a special squirty pot for it stage of life.
You are welcome.
You are welcome.
October 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
In case y’all were wondering @micheleclamp.com and me are now at the making your own balsamic glaze, and buying a special squirty pot for it stage of life.
You are welcome.
You are welcome.
Please send flowers.
October 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Please send flowers.
October 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Journalism folks. Peak journalism.
October 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Journalism folks. Peak journalism.
October 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Out on the town with @micheleclamp.com
October 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Out on the town with @micheleclamp.com
That’s fantastic that is. @micheleclamp.com made one for me about six or so years ago. Still up today!
Always thought it could be a nice little earner and bring some modicum of joy to that totally joyless platform, especially in the age of the super sloppy ay eyes.
Always thought it could be a nice little earner and bring some modicum of joy to that totally joyless platform, especially in the age of the super sloppy ay eyes.
October 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
That’s fantastic that is. @micheleclamp.com made one for me about six or so years ago. Still up today!
Always thought it could be a nice little earner and bring some modicum of joy to that totally joyless platform, especially in the age of the super sloppy ay eyes.
Always thought it could be a nice little earner and bring some modicum of joy to that totally joyless platform, especially in the age of the super sloppy ay eyes.
Neat. To follow on a light weight startup that doesn’t “load the whole house” would be a neat extension to this for sure. I wonder how many times a giant bolus of binary is read in when only the kernel is needed. This was also why we did stuff with “mex” and compiled matlab, which was fast!
October 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Neat. To follow on a light weight startup that doesn’t “load the whole house” would be a neat extension to this for sure. I wonder how many times a giant bolus of binary is read in when only the kernel is needed. This was also why we did stuff with “mex” and compiled matlab, which was fast!
It’s all gone a bit sideways on the south east distress way this morning. Seemingly, the driver swerved hard to avoid a NAT gateway exit toll fee…
(for @quinnypig.com)
#hpc #cloud
(for @quinnypig.com)
#hpc #cloud
October 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
It’s all gone a bit sideways on the south east distress way this morning. Seemingly, the driver swerved hard to avoid a NAT gateway exit toll fee…
(for @quinnypig.com)
#hpc #cloud
(for @quinnypig.com)
#hpc #cloud