Crap. I gotta get my ZX spectrum tcp/ip up

Those stones bring us all great joy!

Have a lovely conf AJ. You are rocking how this should all be!

Living vicariously through you. ❤️

meat pasta ratio 🧑‍🍳 💋

Mungo approved.

Go get ‘em AJ. *hugs*

We salute you for your service

Better than Marriott

Love woodpeckers, wish they would stop trying to demolish our wooden tent.

(House)

Having said that, given the complexity of certain modern scientific software, even “oblivious performance” sure beats out “zero performance” because you can’t get the bloody thing to even build, or pass test. 🤣

Heh.

In the old days there were Xbox and PlayStation.

This is what AI has done to us.

🤣

Personal life goal for #SC25 is to see an AL the HPC elephant with @hpcprogrammer.bsky.social and @jeffgeerling.com selfie.

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Awww. Rats, it’s the cherry picker for installing your awesome sign.

Still. Rides would be cool.

See also bungee jumps. (With free glasses of scotch)

(This is also why I can’t work in marketing anymore) 🤣

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Only here for this level of comment.

Free rides on the green truck? That’s better than AMD coffee!!!

*hugs*

(Kinda also thinking out loud this could be a legit review process for our future science)

“Director, the Nature paper just got 20,000 emoji - send to FDA stat!”

“h-index replaced by emoji, thousands of journal mills facing a whole pile of 💩 to generate new revenue”

🤣

Building mysql one dot something “for production” in a massive hurry before Venter stole our very human self was much excite. See also that weird Perl DB module thing.

Everything about that “system” was hilarious. I basically built a whole career on how to not do any of that ever again. Hahahaha!

(Super fun fact, a few weeks ago I was hunted for a gig that looked wicked similar. I decided before discussing remuneration it was also a job for someone else. 🤣🤣)

… the cones did go bendy and sad melty after a bit, but by then the giant farmyard metal barn was almost finished and we could finally move the dec alphas to their new home. I had moved those racks three times by then, each move causing havoc and chaos everywhere they went on the hinxton campus.

Reviewer One:

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