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municipal worker, lefty abolitionist. i bike slow and skate fast.

he/him
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the endless warm drizzle of spring—the ice of Antarctica, falling softly on the heads of the children of those responsible for melting it.
October 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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There's lots of data about the usage of web constantly declining, replaced by time on closed platforms (FB, Insta, TikTok) and apps. I think it's true.

What are "only the web can do this" experiences you've seen? I want to create as a big a list as possible

This comes to mind: ciechanow.ski/moon/
February 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Social discomfort
Wish I was an eye floater
Do not look at me
December 17, 2024 at 1:41 AM
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if a dragon ball guy looked at me thru his eye scanner thing i would register as a pile of golden corral endless chocolate pudding.

i wish i could eat some right now.

the perfect food to drink a lot of.

(pic is me when i get that pudding in my sights)
December 14, 2024 at 6:37 AM
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The real error is carelessly applying IRL social norms to online
November 30, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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a cartoon drawing of a man in a green coat holding glowing hands
Alt: Jubilee from the X-Men, dancing at a party
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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November 29, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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capitalism
November 30, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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When we say defund the police, this is something that funding could be put towards. We don't need to pay police to trash homeless camps when we use that money to make it so less people are homeless. Police take up HUGE amounts of city budgets that could be put towards social good.
Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1k/month. A year later, nearly half had housing.

They also had fewer ER visits, nights spent in a hospital, and jail stays.

The report estimates that this reduction in public service use SAVED the city $589k.
www.businessinsider.com/denver-basic...
Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1,000 a month. A year later, nearly half of participants said they had housing.
Participants in Denver's basic-income program reported having more-secure housing, though results were similar in the trial and control groups.
www.businessinsider.com
November 27, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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“Sir he done dropped again”
November 22, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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WAITRESS: Welcome to I Love The 90s Grill and Bar! What can I getcha?
KID: I want the Macarena And Cheese!
WAITRESS: For you, ma’am?
MOM: The…Rodney King Crab?
WAITRESS: And you, sir?
DAD: The eggs.
WAITRESS: You have to say it.
DAD: *sigh* Jesus Christ. Okay. I’ll take the Sarajevos Rancheros
October 9, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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Republican anti-trans bills specifically support medically unnecessary genital surgery on intersex infants. Unlike underage trans surgeries, these are actual, commonplace procedures with lifelong adverse effects. Somehow they still claim to care about protecting kids.
November 13, 2024 at 1:49 PM
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she smells weed smells at the weed store
July 5, 2023 at 12:59 AM