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professional dingus
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Once more, for old times’ sake
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.

Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
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November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."
October 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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I have discovered people were unfamiliar that Hegseth's own mother wrote a letter calling him a piece of shit as well as the fact he's literally too much of a drunk and sexual assaulter to maintain jobs even in the military NPO sphere, idk why it's so surprising to me people didn't know.
For context Hegseth was basically fired from every job he had, including resigning from his national guard duty because he had a Deus Vult tattoo. He got fired from all his other jobs for drinking and abusing women on the job.

Heres a letter his own mother wrote to him about his treatment of women
September 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Yesterday I wrote about UB and was positive in the message. But there are issues in the current Magic and they are serious and should not be ignored.

Key ones imho:
1. Product release schedule
2. Costs
3. State of competitive Magic
4. Aging population

1/16
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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79. American citizen.
September 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Way to treat our allies.

Glad to see we’re focused on nurturing our global trade partnerships, amirite?

Great job everyone. 👍🏻🫤
September 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
September 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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"Should Canada recognize that Israel is committing a genocide in Gaza?"

Yes: 64%
No: 36%

Mainstreet / Sept 1, 2025 / n=1008 / MOE 3.1% / IVR
September 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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ICE spending its massive budget keeping America safe from [checks notes...] Canadian toddlers.
bsky.app/profile/peip...
ICE detain 2 year old Canadian toddler for 51 days—more than double legal time allowed.
Another 3 year old child was locked up for 4 days—in holding room meant for detention under 12 hours.
"I don’t want to die here," 13 year old said in written testimony—held for weeks. #cdnpoli
August 20, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything theonion.com/conserv...
August 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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BREAKING: China has officially banned cryptocurrency trading, mining, and related services
August 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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August 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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🚨🚨 BBC covers SPECIFIC examples of IDF terrorists murdering Palestinian children by shooting them in the head and chest.
August 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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July 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Folks, journalist Leland Nally covered Epstein for @motherjones.com and called EVERY SINGLE NAME in his black book. He has done phenomenal reporting. He finally started a Substack. Please support him.

"Walking and Quacking like a Pedophile"
open.substack.com/pub/lelandna...
Walking and Quacking like a Pedophile
Donald Trump has a bizarre history of sexualizing children; it coincides exactly with his friendship to Jeffrey Epstein
open.substack.com
July 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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it turns out leftists were right about israel. they’re probably still wrong about everything else though
July 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Well that’s not ideal
July 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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July 18: If we have a smart president, you're never going to let the dollar slide. If you have a dummy, that could happen.

July 25: A weak dollar makes you a hell of a lot more money. It doesn't sound good, but you make a hell of a lot more money with a weaker dollar than with a strong dollar
July 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM