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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗
@flashtastic.bsky.social
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Lover of meats. Cuddler. Pirate captain and leader of #plundercats. Hater of pet clothing and ROD STOOPID. Purralegal at #HotPinkLegalSolutions. My mom spoils me, but when she travels she cheats. Have you seen her international cat photo collection?
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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 21d
[yes, here it is.]
"#Plundercats Plundercat Air Logo" Essential T-Shirt for Sale by LaylaPiglet
The emblem of Plundercat Air from the deep lore and story of the #plundercats. We are selling this with the lowest possible margin. All profits go to cat rescues and shelters. • Millions of unique de...
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janxd.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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auggiethebeck.bsky.social
Iz meow at her an git louder iffin being ignored. Den do tha habbe danse when treet dor openz. Sumtims she makes mee sit an shake before treet.
Auggie a white cat looking peeved at being asked to shake for a treet. In fact hes just phoning it in with a quick tap because the treat is really what he wants and Human is a binch for making him do things instead of giving him the treat right away.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
flashtastic.bsky.social
[do not read this if you cry easily!]
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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trevondlogan.bsky.social
This Veterans Day I want to acknowledge the Black veterans of WWII who fought fascism and nazism and came home to fight for civil rights and democracy here. New research shows Black veterans were critical in securing the voting rights currently under attack.

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...
Homefront: Black Servicemembers and Black Voters in the Civil Rights Era
The role of Black World War II veterans in the Civil Rights Movement has been well documented, but the effect of Black military service on Black voting patterns remains unclear. Combining detailed in...
onlinelibrary.wiley.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
flashtastic.bsky.social
Ladee warning tha werld wif herz knew swetshirdt. (My lady is warning the world with her new sweatshirt) #plundercats
Watch out the Critta about sweatshirt
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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film-authority.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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catpix.bsky.social
Jellybean: I haz speshul acshun! I do mine momb a knee boop and bring herz mine faborite toy,, dis gangley packey straap. Her werks AN LOT and gots to take an brake and PLAY with the me!
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
flashtastic.bsky.social
[honor a veteran today]
peytonreads.bsky.social Peyton Reads 📚💜🌻 @peytonreads.bsky.social · 3h
We thank all service members and their families for their tremendous sacrifices! Our job, collectively, as citizens of the world, should be to do all we can to prevent war! Lest we forget! 😔💜🌻🕊
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
flashtastic.bsky.social
Peebelz! Thiz won ov tha ma’s speshul acshuns Iz dew two rekwest treatos orr wen Iz heer a stick ov stringg cheez oban! Yuoze gotz ani speshul triccs two bamboozal yuoze hooms? #cats #catsky #catsofbluesky #orangecats
Orange cat with paws on his humans legs. Both are standing up and he’s looking up at the camera
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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itsflanoy.bsky.social
McQ an I arr rilly X sited abowt #AnipalHB Hollerday Bazaar 11/22/25. We goink to be dere wit Tacos + Tunaritas from 6-9pm EDT (we will haff de brenkfast burritos/mimosas fur owr frends in earlier timbe zones!!) #Anipal HB go all dey, but Chekk owt hoo else goink to be dere wit us in de ebening!
Listing of participants in the Anipal Holiday Bazaar for November 22, 2025 in the evening at 6pm and 7pm EDT. Inclding DJ Bettie, Marlin's Bonfire, Flash's Fried Foods, Flanoy's Taco Truck #Sundaypaws #Furrytails, Lizzie's Gift Baskets, Bunty's Hot Chocolate Bar, Jaspas's Designer Baubles, Rebel's Wishing Well, Peyton's Decor & More. DJ TJ. Truman's Pub Quiz with Bartenders Fuzz & Fiddy, Garden Stuff Listing of participants in the Anipal Holiday Bazaar for November 22, 2025 in the evening at 8pm EDT. Inclding DJ Bunty, Marlin's Bonfire, Tree Lights Sleigh Ride, Flanoy's Taco Truck #Sundaypaws #Furrytails, Lizzie's Gift Baskets, Bunty's Hot Chocolate Bar, Jaspas's Designer Baubles, Rebel's Wishing Well, Fuzz & Fiddy's festive Crochet, Garden Stuff, TJ's Sports Shack and at 9pm EDT Yoshi's closing remarks and at *Special 12am EDT and 4pm AUS, #Jerryscucina
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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heleenvanriet.bsky.social
Here’s a warm place for you Flash😽🧡
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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all-the-cats.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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bertie1.bsky.social
Der Iz alwaiz a spase furr th yuo in ma cuddol puddolz, Flash! We stai warme an comfurtabul.
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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rachelgoes262.bsky.social
Flower has baked for #kittyloafmonday.

Have a great day.
#cats #CatsOfBluesky #gato
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 AM
flashtastic.bsky.social
Iz luv ma sisfur, butt shez remayn skebtikal ovv tha ma. Iff shez wont giff tha ma cuddels wheel tha youze??? (I love my sister but she remains skeptical of me. If she won’t give me cuddles will you?) #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky #orangecats
Yao orange cats cuddled up on the end of the bed.
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
flashtastic.bsky.social
Yeztordai th ma's ladee spendt somb tymb lukin thru ann bocks ov auld stuvs. Shez findink funni lettas frum 1995, fotos ov tha herz lukin cyoute 20 yeers ago, posdcardts frum alle obba, an an lodt ov kitteh cardts peebelz sendtink tha herz. Shez presendt yuoze wif herz faborite kitteh cardts.
Happy Birthday to my Favorite Cat Lady card. A woman holds a gray cat and an orange cat sits by her feet. card with a bunch of hand drawn cats that says KITTIES! Rock the Catspa! card with a cat giving another cat a manicure. modern art cat card n gray, black and red.
November 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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tiffyfone.bsky.social
LET'S PICNIC

Chessie and The Critta are here with Daphne and Velma. Super Xena is flying in with Joe and Jake

#PlunderCats
#TeamCritta

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@crischalcedony.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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bertie1.bsky.social
Ai sellybrate Critta Preceeayshun Dai by showin ma raynebo butt tuo th wurld - an by sayin fank yew tuo Eddie, Jo, an Jayke furr th laffs an vurbul jowstes wit th #plundercats! It a straynje butt funn wurld we livv inn!
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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crischalcedony.bsky.social
Chessie says the best way to appreciate anyone is with a picnic.
A cute plague doctor stuffed animal on a picnic with a one-eyed tuxedo cat. Other cats welcome to join.
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
flashtastic.bsky.social
Two dai Critta abrishiashun dai. Hez an gud spordt hoo maekink aur advenchurs moar funn an spontaneeuzz. (Today is Critta appreciation day. He’s a good sport who makes our adventures more fun and spontaneous.) #plundercats
Kittehs for the Flim Flam Critta
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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mcsweeneys.net
"New York is going to turn into a communist hellhole where poor people are barely exploitable anymore. So count me out. I’m packing up the offices of my toxic masculinity troll site and taking my miscreant talents somewhere they’ll be appreciated, like Florida or Texas."
If New York City Is No Longer Going to Be an Unaffordable Police State Run by Crooks, I’m Taking My Hard-Earned Sex-Pest Dollars Elsewhere
“New York millionaires are plotting their exit from the city after the election of Zohran Mamdani, the socialist who plans to increase the taxes of...
buff.ly
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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imarebel.bsky.social
The Anipal Holiday Bazaar is only two weeks away! To ensure you don't miss any of the fun, follow these accounts in this starter pack. Just hit the Follow All button!
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November 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
flashtastic.bsky.social
Habbee Sondai. Lemme no iff yuoze alzo an fann ovv tha Philadelphia brekfass ov shampeeuns. #wawa #pennsylvania #philly (Happy Sunday. Let me know if you are also a fan of the Philadelphia breakfast of champions.)
Wawa coffee and tasty kake koffee kake cupkaes.
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
flashtastic.bsky.social
Iz mizzed thiz. Sew habbee Toes gotz herz fisch an iz enjoink tha itt! #plundercats
toesknows.bsky.social Toes @toesknows.bsky.social · 15d
Lewk wat dids arribe twodai ma wunnerfol frend! Iz smosh da idt an byte da idt an luv da idt sew mush!! ❤️ Pleez gib youz laydee an bigge fank youz snuggil frum da mee, da she sew clebba. Weez howp youz hav an gud brayk frends
A collage of photos of a longhaired tortie cat playing with her new multicoloured crochet fish.
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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flyhappycat.bsky.social
Now Officially Open!

#happysdancehall #happysschoolofprance
#cats
Happy’s dance school! A variety of photos shows the same calico cat in dancing shots.
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM