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🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂
@crischalcedony.bsky.social
Writer, shirker, AuDHD. Cats, chronic illness, fandoms, fanfic, Muppets, cats. And cats. 🚫AI, 🚫requests for aid. Blue voter but 🚫political talk.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/CrisChalcedony
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When I was struggling through a long stretch of burnout before the pandemic, a counselor suggested trying to remember something that had made me happy in the past - a hobby, a band, whatever - and digging back into that, no matter how silly. Feels like good advice to try to return to now.
Happy Sunday! Chessie says tomorrow is her 18th birthday and she would like presents of salmon and drugs. #CatsOfBluesky #Cat #Caturday
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Hoom.... You're not funny...! 😹🖤

#Cats #BlackCats #CatsOfBlueSky
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Autumn showing the other seasons how it's done 💅

These incredible colours were captured at Bodnant Garden by Ray Fung.
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Ich wisshe Ich koude clearlye communicate to my cat that the litel guy doth literallye make lyfe worth livinge everye daye. Ich wisshe Ich koude let hym knowe.
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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When you feel depleted of enchantment, walk the wood. It is where magic lives loudly. – #EmilyCBanting, 1982
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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Happy Caturday 🐈‍⬛🤍
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Cutest pastry ever! Pumpkin bread filled with spiced pumpkin puree, even topped with a little chocolate stem! 🎃😍 Starbucks WISHES they spread this sort of seasonal cheer.
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Burnout
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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"Can you explain this gap in your resume?"

The gap in my resume:
a blue dumpster is floating in a flooded area near a sign that says narrows ramp
ALT: a blue dumpster is floating in a flooded area near a sign that says narrows ramp
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November 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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my patience has increased but I will say, it is ok to have trouble reading, it is not ok to scream at people for things you imagined they said because you can't read what they actually said
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Cat-leb Widogast, The Mighty Nyan

#TheMightyNein #CriticalRole
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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We talke about "Booke Clubbes" but it ys just people chattinge about novels. Make a reale Booke Clubbe. Let the bookes daunse.
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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There should be a weather app for introverts, like:

“Today, Trader Joe‘s will be partly crowdy with a 70% chance of bumping into people you know.”
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Day #158: Labyrinth (1986)
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I got the "right" answer via process of elimination, but how "pan" directly leads to "wash" I don't understand. This game is largely opinion rather than anything else.

Chain-Of-Thoughts 2025-11-12
3/4 Attempts
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Play at chain-of-thoughts.com
Daily Word Association Game | Chain-Of-Thoughts
Play Chain-Of-Thoughts, the daily word association game where you solve puzzles by connecting words in the right order. Challenge your mind today!
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November 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Yes, I'm upright, but at what cost?
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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There are moments of magic in misty autumnal mornings.

📷: Ian Brierley
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 AM
This is Tik Tok the clockwork man from Return to Oz. His gears don't wind down at the same rate, so his thinking may stop while he can still speak and vice versa. I cannot think of a better way to explain being #AuDHD.
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I haven't started Season 2 of Hazbin Hotel yet, but I don't know whether Sir Pentious will actually enjoy being in heaven? 🤔
a cartoon drawing of a building with hearts on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a building with hearts on the bottom
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November 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I looked at 3 bougie grocery stores in the area and all are out of clotted cream. I imagine this is one of the little luxuries US companies are having difficulty sourcing.

It's easy to make (tho it takes time) and I probably will. Just leery of the oven in this apartment.
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM