Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗
@flashtastic.bsky.social
Lover of meats. Cuddler. Pirate captain and leader of #plundercats. Hater of pet clothing and ROD STOOPID. Purralegal at #HotPinkLegalSolutions. My mom spoils me, but when she travels she cheats. Have you seen her international cat photo collection?
Verra an wez alreddi haz snowz heer Awggie.
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Verra an wez alreddi haz snowz heer Awggie.
Ladee warning tha werld wif herz knew swetshirdt. (My lady is warning the world with her new sweatshirt) #plundercats
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Ladee warning tha werld wif herz knew swetshirdt. (My lady is warning the world with her new sweatshirt) #plundercats
Peebelz! Thiz won ov tha ma’s speshul acshuns Iz dew two rekwest treatos orr wen Iz heer a stick ov stringg cheez oban! Yuoze gotz ani speshul triccs two bamboozal yuoze hooms? #cats #catsky #catsofbluesky #orangecats
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Peebelz! Thiz won ov tha ma’s speshul acshuns Iz dew two rekwest treatos orr wen Iz heer a stick ov stringg cheez oban! Yuoze gotz ani speshul triccs two bamboozal yuoze hooms? #cats #catsky #catsofbluesky #orangecats
Iz renamb himz two Provolone.
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Iz renamb himz two Provolone.
Iz luv ma sisfur, butt shez remayn skebtikal ovv tha ma. Iff shez wont giff tha ma cuddels wheel tha youze??? (I love my sister but she remains skeptical of me. If she won’t give me cuddles will you?) #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky #orangecats
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Iz luv ma sisfur, butt shez remayn skebtikal ovv tha ma. Iff shez wont giff tha ma cuddels wheel tha youze??? (I love my sister but she remains skeptical of me. If she won’t give me cuddles will you?) #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky #orangecats
Yeztordai th ma's ladee spendt somb tymb lukin thru ann bocks ov auld stuvs. Shez findink funni lettas frum 1995, fotos ov tha herz lukin cyoute 20 yeers ago, posdcardts frum alle obba, an an lodt ov kitteh cardts peebelz sendtink tha herz. Shez presendt yuoze wif herz faborite kitteh cardts.
November 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Yeztordai th ma's ladee spendt somb tymb lukin thru ann bocks ov auld stuvs. Shez findink funni lettas frum 1995, fotos ov tha herz lukin cyoute 20 yeers ago, posdcardts frum alle obba, an an lodt ov kitteh cardts peebelz sendtink tha herz. Shez presendt yuoze wif herz faborite kitteh cardts.
Iz combink az dino Flash. #plundercats
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Iz combink az dino Flash. #plundercats
Know thads knot it. Itz thiz won
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Know thads knot it. Itz thiz won
Two dai Critta abrishiashun dai. Hez an gud spordt hoo maekink aur advenchurs moar funn an spontaneeuzz. (Today is Critta appreciation day. He’s a good sport who makes our adventures more fun and spontaneous.) #plundercats
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Two dai Critta abrishiashun dai. Hez an gud spordt hoo maekink aur advenchurs moar funn an spontaneeuzz. (Today is Critta appreciation day. He’s a good sport who makes our adventures more fun and spontaneous.) #plundercats
He’s up in my space again. Can’t get a moments peace around here!
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
He’s up in my space again. Can’t get a moments peace around here!
Samb heer
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Samb heer
Habbee Sondai. Lemme no iff yuoze alzo an fann ovv tha Philadelphia brekfass ov shampeeuns. #wawa #pennsylvania #philly (Happy Sunday. Let me know if you are also a fan of the Philadelphia breakfast of champions.)
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Habbee Sondai. Lemme no iff yuoze alzo an fann ovv tha Philadelphia brekfass ov shampeeuns. #wawa #pennsylvania #philly (Happy Sunday. Let me know if you are also a fan of the Philadelphia breakfast of champions.)
ATTENSHUNS!
Ness plundra wheel bee on Nov. 22 fur #AnipalHB. Wez joyn @kappakatch21.bsky.social fur an polar bare plunje an catsh artik crabbies. Wez goink frum 8 two 9am EST an frum 1 to 2pm EST. Baccgrownds wheel be availababel.
Putt itt on tha yuoze calendar! #plundercats
Ness plundra wheel bee on Nov. 22 fur #AnipalHB. Wez joyn @kappakatch21.bsky.social fur an polar bare plunje an catsh artik crabbies. Wez goink frum 8 two 9am EST an frum 1 to 2pm EST. Baccgrownds wheel be availababel.
Putt itt on tha yuoze calendar! #plundercats
November 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
ATTENSHUNS!
Ness plundra wheel bee on Nov. 22 fur #AnipalHB. Wez joyn @kappakatch21.bsky.social fur an polar bare plunje an catsh artik crabbies. Wez goink frum 8 two 9am EST an frum 1 to 2pm EST. Baccgrownds wheel be availababel.
Putt itt on tha yuoze calendar! #plundercats
Ness plundra wheel bee on Nov. 22 fur #AnipalHB. Wez joyn @kappakatch21.bsky.social fur an polar bare plunje an catsh artik crabbies. Wez goink frum 8 two 9am EST an frum 1 to 2pm EST. Baccgrownds wheel be availababel.
Putt itt on tha yuoze calendar! #plundercats
Habbee #Caturday frindz. Ma ladee thot shez waz aut ov covfee butt tankfilly fur tha ma shez findink somb. (Happy Caturday friends. My lady thought she was out of coffe but thankfully for me she found some.) #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky #orangecats
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Habbee #Caturday frindz. Ma ladee thot shez waz aut ov covfee butt tankfilly fur tha ma shez findink somb. (Happy Caturday friends. My lady thought she was out of coffe but thankfully for me she found some.) #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky #orangecats
Tha ma's ladee didd an payntink.
November 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Tha ma's ladee didd an payntink.
Verra. Knew floore
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Verra. Knew floore
Habbee Friyay. Iz tink laddee abowt to movink. Thaz waz tha absoloot gall ov thiz wumin. (Happy Friday. I think my lady is about to move. The absolute gall of this woman.) #cats #orangecats #catsky #catsofbluesky
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Habbee Friyay. Iz tink laddee abowt to movink. Thaz waz tha absoloot gall ov thiz wumin. (Happy Friday. I think my lady is about to move. The absolute gall of this woman.) #cats #orangecats #catsky #catsofbluesky
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Gud mornink frindz.
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Gud mornink frindz.
Habbee Fall frindz!!! (Happy Fall friends!)
November 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Habbee Fall frindz!!! (Happy Fall friends!)
Iz fergetz frindz. Habee Pope's Dai. Born an efigee an haz an drancc! #cats #catsky #orangecats #catsofbluesky
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Iz fergetz frindz. Habee Pope's Dai. Born an efigee an haz an drancc! #cats #catsky #orangecats #catsofbluesky
Bunt. (Keeb itz goink)
November 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Bunt. (Keeb itz goink)
Habbee Whiskaz Wenzdai. Iz knot eban goink two gomplayn abowt tha ma’s ladee twodai. Shez gaff tha Ma fuds onn tymb an doink grate cuddelz an shez inn an gud moode. Less goink an donut maek tha ma uze theez slappas. #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky #orangecats #whiskerswednesday
November 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Habbee Whiskaz Wenzdai. Iz knot eban goink two gomplayn abowt tha ma’s ladee twodai. Shez gaff tha Ma fuds onn tymb an doink grate cuddelz an shez inn an gud moode. Less goink an donut maek tha ma uze theez slappas. #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky #orangecats #whiskerswednesday
