Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗
@flashtastic.bsky.social
Lover of meats. Cuddler. Pirate captain and leader of #plundercats. Hater of pet clothing and ROD STOOPID. Purralegal at #HotPinkLegalSolutions. My mom spoils me, but when she travels she cheats. Have you seen her international cat photo collection?
Know cloo hoo thad iz. Ladee no an liddel bowt tha hibb hobb. Thad waz herz jamm inn tha 90s. Luff tha Fugees an Mizz Lauryn Hill.
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Know cloo hoo thad iz. Ladee no an liddel bowt tha hibb hobb. Thad waz herz jamm inn tha 90s. Luff tha Fugees an Mizz Lauryn Hill.
yuoze haz an biznezz cardt fur watshink moveys?
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
yuoze haz an biznezz cardt fur watshink moveys?
An Messy!
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
An Messy!
Two layte. Hez auted tha yuoze Bertie.
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Two layte. Hez auted tha yuoze Bertie.
Zackli Jane!
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Zackli Jane!
Onli iff yuoze rite tha monthli alle-stavv commbunicayshun fur ma ladee. Shez gotz that writas blocc.
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Onli iff yuoze rite tha monthli alle-stavv commbunicayshun fur ma ladee. Shez gotz that writas blocc.
Shez ma frind an Marv duz knot lyk two trabbel alowne.
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Shez ma frind an Marv duz knot lyk two trabbel alowne.
Tha firss prollem yuoze gotz heer iz Drake!
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Tha firss prollem yuoze gotz heer iz Drake!
IZ LUV THA THIZ FUR THA YUOZE
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
IZ LUV THA THIZ FUR THA YUOZE
Yuoze iz funn. Yuoze iz an gud spordt. Yuoze haz an gud sinse ov humer. Yuoze no an lodt abwot moveys. Youze an gud writa. Yuoze iz kindt undarneeth tha mascc frum wat Iz canne tellink.
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Yuoze iz funn. Yuoze iz an gud spordt. Yuoze haz an gud sinse ov humer. Yuoze no an lodt abwot moveys. Youze an gud writa. Yuoze iz kindt undarneeth tha mascc frum wat Iz canne tellink.
Absolootli KNOW CLOO
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Absolootli KNOW CLOO
Wez honra tha yuoze fur creeaytink tha thiz Toes. Wifaut itt, wez wuld haz peebelz knot no bowt tha danjerz.
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Wez honra tha yuoze fur creeaytink tha thiz Toes. Wifaut itt, wez wuld haz peebelz knot no bowt tha danjerz.
Two bee honess Toes, it's lukin betta then tha smoakdt provolone ma ladee findt yeztordai inn paccaje cheez sekshun.
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Two bee honess Toes, it's lukin betta then tha smoakdt provolone ma ladee findt yeztordai inn paccaje cheez sekshun.
Iz troo tha bess meet pi ma ladee ebba hadz waz inn NZ.
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Iz troo tha bess meet pi ma ladee ebba hadz waz inn NZ.
Tank tha yuoze. An phew yeers ago shez asgink herz frindz "Hoo iz tha Weekend?" wen hez waz in suprabole. Theyz steel gibbink tha herz an hardt tymb abwot thiz. She alreddi inbestigated Badd Bunni.
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Tank tha yuoze. An phew yeers ago shez asgink herz frindz "Hoo iz tha Weekend?" wen hez waz in suprabole. Theyz steel gibbink tha herz an hardt tymb abwot thiz. She alreddi inbestigated Badd Bunni.
Critta yuoze wantink sinseerity? Iz canne dew tha thad, butt yuoze gotta bee reddi fur tha itt!
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Critta yuoze wantink sinseerity? Iz canne dew tha thad, butt yuoze gotta bee reddi fur tha itt!
Iz hoomiliatink rite? Awggie... tha yuoze deserbink combesashun fur tha thiz.
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Iz hoomiliatink rite? Awggie... tha yuoze deserbink combesashun fur tha thiz.
GET EM BERTIE
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
GET EM BERTIE
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Bertie... Iz canne heer an strink cheez oban frum seberal roomz awai.
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Bertie... Iz canne heer an strink cheez oban frum seberal roomz awai.
Ma ladee nebba eban herd ov thiz bandd, butt herz noleje ovv pobularr culchur haz alwais binn verra week.
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Ma ladee nebba eban herd ov thiz bandd, butt herz noleje ovv pobularr culchur haz alwais binn verra week.
Iz thot Iz waz an badd inflooense. Iz tink wez taekink themz two Sedona okei?
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Iz thot Iz waz an badd inflooense. Iz tink wez taekink themz two Sedona okei?