Flah the Toaster
@flahthetoaster.bsky.social
Considers toasters to be inherently absurd.
Previously tweeted as @MatZebrowski
Previously tweeted as @MatZebrowski
"Excuse me, could you please show me your receipt?"
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
"Excuse me, could you please show me your receipt?"
Cardcaptor Sakura hurt me deeply as an adult and deserves to bring emotional harm to as many people as possible.
Friends, #weebwednesday is upon us once again! You know the drill - quote-post with your weebiest hot takes, nothing racist, nothing intentionally inflammatory, have fun with it ♥
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Cardcaptor Sakura hurt me deeply as an adult and deserves to bring emotional harm to as many people as possible.
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Wishing you and yours a contemplative #GazpachoSoupDay. Save a career today. Tell your friend that Gazpacho Soup is served cold and watch them go up, up, up the zigurat, lickety-split.
a man in a military uniform is holding a clipboard and a light bulb .
Alt: Arnold Rimmer, a man in a khaki uniform, giving an elaborate salute.
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Wishing you and yours a contemplative #GazpachoSoupDay. Save a career today. Tell your friend that Gazpacho Soup is served cold and watch them go up, up, up the zigurat, lickety-split.
I was trying to Google the box office results of Angel's Egg over the last few days, and I found something I never thought would exist... A live action Polish language science fiction movie directed by Mamoru Oshii.
Just... How?
I must find this movie at any cost.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avalon_...
Just... How?
I must find this movie at any cost.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avalon_...
Avalon (2001 film) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I was trying to Google the box office results of Angel's Egg over the last few days, and I found something I never thought would exist... A live action Polish language science fiction movie directed by Mamoru Oshii.
Just... How?
I must find this movie at any cost.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avalon_...
Just... How?
I must find this movie at any cost.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avalon_...
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licensors/distributors, there has never been a better time to put a 4K scan of Adolescence of Utena in theaters. I am an unbiased professional industry commentator and critic. you can trust me.
A completely inscrutable anime OVA from 1985 was in the US box office top 5 for a couple of days, congrats angels egg www.boxofficemojo.com/title/tt0208...
Angel's Egg
www.boxofficemojo.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
licensors/distributors, there has never been a better time to put a 4K scan of Adolescence of Utena in theaters. I am an unbiased professional industry commentator and critic. you can trust me.
If Chainsaw Man eats the 13 Devil, does math completely collapse, or does it somehow self-regulate to work without that number?
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
If Chainsaw Man eats the 13 Devil, does math completely collapse, or does it somehow self-regulate to work without that number?
45 minutes away from Angel's Egg. I don't think I've seen an anime movie in the theatre since Spirits Within. Weird that I'm now seeing something almost as old as I am.
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
45 minutes away from Angel's Egg. I don't think I've seen an anime movie in the theatre since Spirits Within. Weird that I'm now seeing something almost as old as I am.
When I send a fax at work to a particular doctor, the melody and tempo od the fax machine exactly match the opening bars of the OP for Steel Angel Kurumi, leading to it getting stuck in my head.
Weeb problems, I guess.
Weeb problems, I guess.
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
When I send a fax at work to a particular doctor, the melody and tempo od the fax machine exactly match the opening bars of the OP for Steel Angel Kurumi, leading to it getting stuck in my head.
Weeb problems, I guess.
Weeb problems, I guess.
Post your fave Star Trek character, wrong answers only
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Post your fave Star Trek character, wrong answers only
I'll be honest, it really shows that the CGI department has gotten some major budget cuts in the latest season of the Witcher.
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I'll be honest, it really shows that the CGI department has gotten some major budget cuts in the latest season of the Witcher.
Today, it sleeps. Tomorrow, it will be awoken by the sound of children's song and laughter, which will soon after turn into screams of terror as it sets its eyes upon them.
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Today, it sleeps. Tomorrow, it will be awoken by the sound of children's song and laughter, which will soon after turn into screams of terror as it sets its eyes upon them.
One can not describe the horror I felt during my commute when I realized the stuff falling from the sky wasn't rain. At least it's not cold enough yet for it to stick for long.
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
One can not describe the horror I felt during my commute when I realized the stuff falling from the sky wasn't rain. At least it's not cold enough yet for it to stick for long.
Three thoughts come to mind after watching Frankenstein:
1. The balls on them for quoting Percy Shelley in the movie
2. The character played by Mia Goth gets the most goth death I've seen in a long time
3.
1. The balls on them for quoting Percy Shelley in the movie
2. The character played by Mia Goth gets the most goth death I've seen in a long time
3.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Three thoughts come to mind after watching Frankenstein:
1. The balls on them for quoting Percy Shelley in the movie
2. The character played by Mia Goth gets the most goth death I've seen in a long time
3.
1. The balls on them for quoting Percy Shelley in the movie
2. The character played by Mia Goth gets the most goth death I've seen in a long time
3.
Just gonna say this for no real reason...
With a mortar launcher.
With a mortar launcher.
November 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Just gonna say this for no real reason...
With a mortar launcher.
With a mortar launcher.
You ever have that dream where you come up with a new artform that involves sewing designs into sheets of lasagna with strands of spaghetti and call it noodlepoint?
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 AM
You ever have that dream where you come up with a new artform that involves sewing designs into sheets of lasagna with strands of spaghetti and call it noodlepoint?
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Every time someone asks for a suggested watch order for a big franchise like Gundam or Macross on social media, it turns into a shitshow of people who have no chill getting way too serious about it and being unhelpful. You're better off just picking something random and seeing if you like it.
Friends, #weebwednesday is upon us once again! You know the drill - quote-post with your weebiest hot takes, nothing racist, nothing intentionally inflammatory, have fun with it ♥
November 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Every time someone asks for a suggested watch order for a big franchise like Gundam or Macross on social media, it turns into a shitshow of people who have no chill getting way too serious about it and being unhelpful. You're better off just picking something random and seeing if you like it.
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Remember that time someone apologized for getting shot in the face by the Bone Farmer?
November 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Remember that time someone apologized for getting shot in the face by the Bone Farmer?
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
The Yona of the Dawn manga officially ends in a couple months. And what makes me really unhappy is that I won't know how it concludes until around a year from now (assuming I manage to dodge spoilers).
Stupid publishing delay...
Stupid publishing delay...
October 31, 2025 at 8:13 AM
The Yona of the Dawn manga officially ends in a couple months. And what makes me really unhappy is that I won't know how it concludes until around a year from now (assuming I manage to dodge spoilers).
Stupid publishing delay...
Stupid publishing delay...
Why do so many revolutionary tech advancements turn out to be some low paid worker in South Asia?
So the $20,000 humanoid robot housekeeper actually just webcams your house to a random person in a call center with an Xbox controller www.wsj.com/tech/persona... @joannastern.bsky.social
I Tried the Robot That’s Coming to Live With You. It’s Still Part Human.
1X’s Neo wants to be your housekeeper. First, it needs to be controlled by a human in your home. Cool with you?
www.wsj.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Why do so many revolutionary tech advancements turn out to be some low paid worker in South Asia?
"Now look what you made me do," says abusive spouse as he reaches for the baseball bat.
October 28, 2025 at 8:59 AM
"Now look what you made me do," says abusive spouse as he reaches for the baseball bat.
I just had a horrible thought. A billionaire decides to clone themselves and then have the bodies slaughtered and sold to consumers, marketing the product toward the "Eat the rich" crowd, in a cynical bid to tap an untouched market.
...
And it works.
...
And it works.
October 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I just had a horrible thought. A billionaire decides to clone themselves and then have the bodies slaughtered and sold to consumers, marketing the product toward the "Eat the rich" crowd, in a cynical bid to tap an untouched market.
...
And it works.
...
And it works.
Last reskeet:
Baby: WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
The house god:
Baby: WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
The house god:
an elderly man is sitting in a chair and talking to someone .
Alt: Werner Herzog in The Mandalorian saying, "I would like to see the baby."
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Last reskeet:
Baby: WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
The house god:
Baby: WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
The house god:
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check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby
October 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby