Flah the Toaster
@flahthetoaster.bsky.social
Considers toasters to be inherently absurd.
Previously tweeted as @MatZebrowski
Previously tweeted as @MatZebrowski
Sure. Here's a few from the first 3 minutes of Episode 1.
Who doesn't know about Princess Fiona of the Coca Kingdom, daughter of King Eel?
Who doesn't know about Princess Fiona of the Coca Kingdom, daughter of King Eel?
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Sure. Here's a few from the first 3 minutes of Episode 1.
Who doesn't know about Princess Fiona of the Coca Kingdom, daughter of King Eel?
Who doesn't know about Princess Fiona of the Coca Kingdom, daughter of King Eel?
Post your fave Star Trek character, wrong answers only
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Post your fave Star Trek character, wrong answers only
I'll be honest, it really shows that the CGI department has gotten some major budget cuts in the latest season of the Witcher.
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I'll be honest, it really shows that the CGI department has gotten some major budget cuts in the latest season of the Witcher.
Today, it sleeps. Tomorrow, it will be awoken by the sound of children's song and laughter, which will soon after turn into screams of terror as it sets its eyes upon them.
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Today, it sleeps. Tomorrow, it will be awoken by the sound of children's song and laughter, which will soon after turn into screams of terror as it sets its eyes upon them.
Three thoughts come to mind after watching Frankenstein:
1. The balls on them for quoting Percy Shelley in the movie
2. The character played by Mia Goth gets the most goth death I've seen in a long time
3.
1. The balls on them for quoting Percy Shelley in the movie
2. The character played by Mia Goth gets the most goth death I've seen in a long time
3.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Three thoughts come to mind after watching Frankenstein:
1. The balls on them for quoting Percy Shelley in the movie
2. The character played by Mia Goth gets the most goth death I've seen in a long time
3.
1. The balls on them for quoting Percy Shelley in the movie
2. The character played by Mia Goth gets the most goth death I've seen in a long time
3.
"Now look what you made me do," says abusive spouse as he reaches for the baseball bat.
October 28, 2025 at 8:59 AM
"Now look what you made me do," says abusive spouse as he reaches for the baseball bat.
Okay, AI really does blow. I asked it to simulate Martin Luther King for me and this is the dribble I got. It didn't even answer my question.
October 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Okay, AI really does blow. I asked it to simulate Martin Luther King for me and this is the dribble I got. It didn't even answer my question.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
I agree. We've all seen what Mr. Freeze can do with this technology.
October 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I agree. We've all seen what Mr. Freeze can do with this technology.
I just read the first 23 chapters of Steel Ball Run and some of the more insane scenes are going to be dumbfounding to see animated.
Like, seriously, look at this. LOOK AT IT!
Like, seriously, look at this. LOOK AT IT!
October 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I just read the first 23 chapters of Steel Ball Run and some of the more insane scenes are going to be dumbfounding to see animated.
Like, seriously, look at this. LOOK AT IT!
Like, seriously, look at this. LOOK AT IT!
And only now do I notice the corners of the art book are dented... At least it's over.
October 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
And only now do I notice the corners of the art book are dented... At least it's over.
When everyone else is celebrating getting their copy of Dirty Pair while mine only just shipped and isn't expected for another week.
September 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
When everyone else is celebrating getting their copy of Dirty Pair while mine only just shipped and isn't expected for another week.
It's almost as though they're actively trying to make their product unusable.
September 27, 2025 at 11:16 AM
It's almost as though they're actively trying to make their product unusable.
Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture
September 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture
Look, all I'm saying is that I'm a traditionalist. Leopards eating people's faces is part of our collective legacy.
September 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Look, all I'm saying is that I'm a traditionalist. Leopards eating people's faces is part of our collective legacy.
You're the dog now, wolf!
September 20, 2025 at 9:29 AM
You're the dog now, wolf!
You're the wolf now, man!
September 20, 2025 at 9:29 AM
You're the wolf now, man!
You're the man now, dog!
September 20, 2025 at 9:29 AM
You're the man now, dog!
Indicator number 744,774,598 that we live in the stupidest timeline.
September 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Indicator number 744,774,598 that we live in the stupidest timeline.
I must test this out for myself...
September 7, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I must test this out for myself...
I recently found out about a hobby shop that opened up nearby last year and I kind of had to... Not the biggest selection in Gunpla, but they did try to offer a little bit of variety.
August 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I recently found out about a hobby shop that opened up nearby last year and I kind of had to... Not the biggest selection in Gunpla, but they did try to offer a little bit of variety.
The only way this can end well is if the robot manages to snag an elderly boyfriend. And that will still result in a lot of collateral damage.
August 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The only way this can end well is if the robot manages to snag an elderly boyfriend. And that will still result in a lot of collateral damage.
Is the fentanyl in the room with us right now?
Actually... given who we're talking about, it probably is.
Actually... given who we're talking about, it probably is.
August 1, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Is the fentanyl in the room with us right now?
Actually... given who we're talking about, it probably is.
Actually... given who we're talking about, it probably is.