Flag Wankers
@flagwankers.bsky.social
Celebrating (ok, mocking) flag wankers, shaggers and general fuckwits that "respect r flag". Anonymous submissions to fshaggers@gmail.com
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Flag Wankers
@flagwankers.bsky.social
· Aug 24
Bring me your lame, limp and tattered flags. Let us glory in the faux patriotism of flag nonces.
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November 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
FLAGMAGEDON
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
FLAGMAGEDON
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There's something disturbingly familiar about that image...
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
There's something disturbingly familiar about that image...
Tinsel flags will be all the rage this year.
November 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Tinsel flags will be all the rage this year.
Flag man.
Flag. Man.
Flag. Man.
In news that will surprise no one, this was Miner's Island until last week.
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Flag man.
Flag. Man.
Flag. Man.
Oh my god, my actual eyes. Argh.
November 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Oh my god, my actual eyes. Argh.
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The worst I've seen is a flag hanging from a wheelie bin.
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The worst I've seen is a flag hanging from a wheelie bin.
This is getting out of hand... (And on to horse)
The roundabout horses have been dressed up again 🙃
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This is getting out of hand... (And on to horse)
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November 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Imagine putting up the bat signal and getting Twatman and Bobbin here
November 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Imagine putting up the bat signal and getting Twatman and Bobbin here
PRATMAN
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social WHERE IS BATMAN'S BATPOPPY? ZERO BATRESPECTS.
November 2, 2025 at 9:39 AM
PRATMAN
Every far-right riot and protest that was tolerated, every racist dog whistle from public reps, every bit of hate and misinformation allowed to spread by social media companies, all led to this moment in Drogheda last night where someone felt emboldened enough to try to burn children alive.
November 2, 2025 at 8:59 AM
The men who raised the flags share.google/qQVRnX3JzWhk...
Turns out farage is wrong or lying about the flag raisers. Who could have seen that coming?
Turns out farage is wrong or lying about the flag raisers. Who could have seen that coming?
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a counter and says `` my shocked face '' .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a counter and says `` my shocked face '' .
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 8:09 AM
The men who raised the flags share.google/qQVRnX3JzWhk...
Turns out farage is wrong or lying about the flag raisers. Who could have seen that coming?
Turns out farage is wrong or lying about the flag raisers. Who could have seen that coming?
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“Look it’s not about being racist or making people feel unwelcome, it’s about putting some pride back into the country….that’s why we’ve made this shut down takeaway (wonder why) look like a plague ridden house from 1348”
October 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“Look it’s not about being racist or making people feel unwelcome, it’s about putting some pride back into the country….that’s why we’ve made this shut down takeaway (wonder why) look like a plague ridden house from 1348”
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With apologies to previous correspondents who tagged the account in this story. Thought it was just the @flagwankers.bsky.social content but oh no... It's way worse.
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 AM
With apologies to previous correspondents who tagged the account in this story. Thought it was just the @flagwankers.bsky.social content but oh no... It's way worse.
Urgh, North of the border flag shagging 🙄😒
October 31, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Urgh, North of the border flag shagging 🙄😒
Holy shit
October 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Holy shit
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Kent, the most racist county in the country, so many opportunities for @flagwankers.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Kent, the most racist county in the country, so many opportunities for @flagwankers.bsky.social
Holy shit. What can fairly termed to be a flag rich environment 😬
October 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Holy shit. What can fairly termed to be a flag rich environment 😬
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One of my favourite EVER days on Twitch was Christmas Eve 2023 when the viewers and I created the most patriotic festive room and we had the BEST time. Let's do it again this Christmas.
October 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
One of my favourite EVER days on Twitch was Christmas Eve 2023 when the viewers and I created the most patriotic festive room and we had the BEST time. Let's do it again this Christmas.
The apotheosis of flag wankers.
BBC News - Criticism as Reform-led council set to spend £75,000 on new flags - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - Criticism as Reform-led council set to spend £75,000 on new flags - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Criticism as Reform-led council set to spend £75,000 on new flags
The council says union jack flags will be flown in 82 locations in a bid to foster
www.bbc.co.uk
October 25, 2025 at 10:04 AM
The apotheosis of flag wankers.
BBC News - Criticism as Reform-led council set to spend £75,000 on new flags - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - Criticism as Reform-led council set to spend £75,000 on new flags - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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For @flagwankers.bsky.social:
Not all heroes wear capes.
Especially these two legends. (along with their ladder)
Not all heroes wear capes.
Especially these two legends. (along with their ladder)
October 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
For @flagwankers.bsky.social:
Not all heroes wear capes.
Especially these two legends. (along with their ladder)
Not all heroes wear capes.
Especially these two legends. (along with their ladder)
Outstanding work. More of this sort of thing.
For @flagwankers.bsky.social:
Not all heroes wear capes.
Especially these two legends. (along with their ladder)
Not all heroes wear capes.
Especially these two legends. (along with their ladder)
October 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Outstanding work. More of this sort of thing.