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Flag Wankers
@flagwankers.bsky.social
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Celebrating (ok, mocking) flag wankers, shaggers and general fuckwits that "respect r flag". Anonymous submissions to fshaggers@gmail.com
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Wherever we looked for the prominent flaggers and leaders of this movement, we found people smugglers and sex doll salesmen, people with dubious criminal pasts and people willing to put in a good word for Adolf Hitler. Farage told us the flag-raisers were just ordinary folk sticking it to the system. A few months worth of local journalism later, that now looks like a shaky claim.
November 2, 2025 at 8:16 AM
flagwankers.bsky.social
Holy shit. What can fairly termed to be a flag rich environment 😬
A street of shops, all - and I do mean all - decked out with flags. It's like a racist forest, for fucks sake.
October 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
flagwankers.bsky.social
Oh fuck off
A limp flag hung on a lamppost by a limpdicked fuckwit.
October 4, 2025 at 9:13 AM
flagwankers.bsky.social
Fuck you and your fucking shitty stickers, you racist shitcunt.
A shitty "unite the kingdom" sticker - a union flag with the writing over the middle. Looks god awful. A crumpled up sticker in my hand. Whoops.
September 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
flagwankers.bsky.social
Whitby.

Not known for "the boats" landing. Fucking racist dickheads.
Close up of the St George flag, with the lettering "stop the boats" just visible. A house with a union jack flying and a st George flag tied to the fence
September 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
flagwankers.bsky.social
Fair. Entirely fair.
A screenshot of an exchange that reads "Can anyone explain how putting up flags and painting roundabouts helps protect women and girls from sexual assault" to which the answer, which frankly deserves some sort of prize reads "because the offenders are busy painting roundabouts or are up a ladder"
September 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
flagwankers.bsky.social
LAME!!!

Also...

COCK!

#IYKYK
Cock on a roundabout, with a shitty flag tired to a lamp post
September 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
flagwankers.bsky.social
Good lord.

Crossover with @remembrancewatch.bsky.social.
A chimera flag, made up of a St George cross, a union jack, remembrance silhouettes and, dear god, "pride of Hammersmith" written in one quarter. Christ.
August 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
flagwankers.bsky.social
Look at it...

LOOK AT IT!!

IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

Bloody palm trees, coming over here, shredding our flags...
A very very tattered union jack
August 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
flagwankers.bsky.social
🎶 As I walk through the valley of no teeth and bad breath
I take a look at my life and realise my wife has left
'Cause I've been flaggin' and gammon so long that
Farage looks good, because my mind is gone...

Been spendin' most our lives, living in flag shagger's paradise...🎶
Several caravans, many many wanky flags
August 31, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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A cartoon figure raising its finger as if to say something then thinking better of it and walking away
August 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
flagwankers.bsky.social
Oh dear. Erectile dysfunction. Both the flags and doubtless the creature that hung them. Poorly hung in all cases.
Very sad looking flags
August 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Respecting r flag so much, we painted another country's. 🤦
A Denmark flag badly painted on a mini roundabout
August 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Spotted West Sussex. The quality of the flag is 👌
A sad looking cheap st Georges flag badly sellotaped to a lamp post
August 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM