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Jordan Hirsch

Speaker, coach, playful facilitator, musician. Other duties as assigned.

Likes: horror movies, biking, making music, candy, social justice

DC➡NYC➡Hudson Valley

https://jordanhirsch.net

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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Cenobite at open mic night: we have such sights to show you…such exquisite pain…but enough about being married FOLKS haha I kid, my wife is a great teeth monster
November 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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A key takeaway from all this has to be "You don't have to listen to Republicans anymore." They're either perpetrators of fascism or suckers who fell for it. If you have conservative views we can consider them again in 50 years or so
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Americans want transparency, justice for the victims, and impeachment.

Release the Epstein files. Then, impeach. citizensimpeachment.com/release-the-...
Release the Epstein files. Then, Impeach - Citizens' Impeachment
Note: This article focuses on Trump’s involvement with Epstein simply because Trump is the person in the Epstein files currently occupying the presidency. Citizens’ Impeachment believes the files shou...
citizensimpeachment.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein originally got interested in Noam Chomsky because he heard he’d written a book on manufacturing consent
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Always good to see the #horror experts on my side, thank you @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.

UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.

Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.

This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Hitler Diary Reveals a Lost Berlin
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Nice ass day
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Thinking about Trump's favorite song this morning youtu.be/m3M6q4w7wO0
Be Aggressive
YouTube video by Faith No More - Topic
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November 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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psst

this is a secret we don’t want the media to find out:

if we went after white collar criminals with a fraction of the resources we spend locking up minorities from disadvantaged areas, we’d have a lot fewer disadvantaged areas
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Thinking about Trump's favorite song this morning youtu.be/m3M6q4w7wO0
Be Aggressive
YouTube video by Faith No More - Topic
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Reminder: Every time you shop at an independent bookstore, Jeff Bezos loses a little bit of power.
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Is this anything
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Here's my #LastFourWatched, too tired to do a writeup this time, enjoy
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Has anyone said Megyn R. Kelly yet? Because I feel like it's right there...
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Buuuuuuut, Bill Clinton…

Seriously, if so, IDGAF.

Jail them all.
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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I work for Dick Jones!
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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I think it is perfectly fine to mention a rightwing pedophile defender and a landscaping appliance in the same sentence but that is just me
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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I have disabled
the smart features
that were in
gmail

and which
you were probably
scraping my data
with to train A.I.

Fuck you
Google
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Listening to a client in Chicago describe ICE goon squads kidnapping neighbors off the street is fucking chilling. Goddamn nazis deserve everything that's coming to them.
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Mods are bitches, pass it on
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Goddamn it.
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Black Mirror ass world
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM