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Jordan Hirsch

Speaker, coach, playful facilitator, musician. Other duties as assigned.

Likes: horror movies, biking, making music, candy, social justice

DC➡NYC➡Hudson Valley

https://jordanhirsch.net

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I definitely tuned in for the correct set #phish
January 1, 2026 at 6:08 AM
This year I resolve to feel and spread joy as often as I'm able
January 1, 2026 at 5:52 AM
And counting
January 1, 2026 at 5:51 AM
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against all reason, I am full of hope
January 1, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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Take this Piper another 30 minutes, boys. #Phish
January 1, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I repeat #phish
Fuck yeah Piper
January 1, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Fuck yeah Piper
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Cannot wait for every billionaire to leave New York City
January 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Huh they finally made Tweezer tolerable #phish
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Happy new year! 🎉
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Hood always feels like a closer to me, no matter where it lands in a set #phish
January 1, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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If you can, please help stop hate and dismantle white supremacy by giving to this wonderful organization: The Southern Poverty Law Center @splcenter.org
January 1, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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In 2026: Generative AI is not inevitable. You can say no. You can refuse. You can reject the disgusting lukewarm slop that the richest and worst people in the world are trying to force-feed you. You can tell them to eat shit and die mad. You can break the machine
December 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I released my second album this year and did a bunch of other stuff in proud of. Bring on 2026, may it bring us the death of a tyrant and more reasons to rejoice.
January 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
A friend helped me clean out and organize my office today, which had been a nest of hidden piles. It looks the same, but the mental space it cleared is immense.
January 1, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Hello Resolven
YouTube video by Beulah - Topic
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December 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Offered pro bono confidence and public speaking coaching to a group of Democratic candidates for local offices including a friend of mine. Most of them won and we flipped our local county legislature from red to blue!
Reply or quote with something good you did for your friends or community this year! 😊👇
I've been saying this to @distributeaid.org's major donors in our end of year emails, but we all really aught to be highlighting the good that we do.

It's not a brag, it's an example to others and normalizes helping your community. 😊
December 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Let's make 2026 the year we pivot away from video
December 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: music.apple.com/us/album/i-l...
I Love You, I’m Trying by grandson on Apple Music
Album · 2023 · 12 Songs
music.apple.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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It's quite an experiment to have a government run by the dumbest people on the planet.
Over on Xitter the Attorney General is pointing to a study that only goes through last year to claim she's fixed the fentanyl crisis.

www.researchgate.net/publication/...
December 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Probably the time I met Salman Rushdie and told him my wife didn't finish Midnight's Children because she didn't like it
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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My persistent unwillingness to give MTG credit for anything is much simpler than that: she’s a virulent & genuine antisemite. We’re talking “space lasers” & “lizard people” here. If she wants to burn down the MAGA house that’s her business. I’ll be happy it’s gone, but I won’t ever cheer for her.
I’ve seen a bunch of responses to the Draper profile of MTG complaining about her pushing ahead a bill that restricts gender-affirming care for minors. This is a misunderstanding of what she’s doing. www.thebulwark.com/p/why-marjor...
Why Marjorie Taylor Greene Gives Me Hope
People don’t change—but they can remember who they are.
www.thebulwark.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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I took a day off from work because there was supposed to be a big snow storm. But it only snowed like one inch. Going to be pretty embarrassing going back in there tomorrow
February 13, 2024 at 9:32 PM
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I work for Dick Jones! Dick Jones!
December 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM