Fig
@figvicious.bsky.social
Scared of the internet.
Being brave.
Being brave.
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How about Mariska Hagitay kicking ass in an R-rated Liam Neeson-style action picture? I'd go see that.
January 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
How about Mariska Hagitay kicking ass in an R-rated Liam Neeson-style action picture? I'd go see that.
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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After so long, it’s still possible to watch Airplane! and spot a new joke you’d never noticed.
Robert Stack on car radio on his way to the control tower.
“Keep them at 20,000… No. Feet.”
What did they think? Inches? Miles per hour? Amazing. Every time, new jokes.
Robert Stack on car radio on his way to the control tower.
“Keep them at 20,000… No. Feet.”
What did they think? Inches? Miles per hour? Amazing. Every time, new jokes.
January 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
After so long, it’s still possible to watch Airplane! and spot a new joke you’d never noticed.
Robert Stack on car radio on his way to the control tower.
“Keep them at 20,000… No. Feet.”
What did they think? Inches? Miles per hour? Amazing. Every time, new jokes.
Robert Stack on car radio on his way to the control tower.
“Keep them at 20,000… No. Feet.”
What did they think? Inches? Miles per hour? Amazing. Every time, new jokes.
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The sound of Jell-O getting shredded is one of the most disturbing noises I ever heard in my life. This is something straight out of hell. DO NOT LISTEN WITH HEADPHONES ON!!!
December 31, 2024 at 10:16 AM
The sound of Jell-O getting shredded is one of the most disturbing noises I ever heard in my life. This is something straight out of hell. DO NOT LISTEN WITH HEADPHONES ON!!!
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It's that time of year where I post this one
December 19, 2024 at 4:50 PM
It's that time of year where I post this one
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nobody ever asks "how's updog?"
December 11, 2024 at 7:41 PM
nobody ever asks "how's updog?"
Reading every word of this certainly made me uncomfortable in ways I didn’t expect. I’ve always thought of Musk as a nepo-baby that’s going through a mid-life crisis.
Over 2+ years of working on a biography of Elon Musk, I've learned that his ambitions are significantly grander than anyone realizes. He wants to be the first trillionaire ever. He wants to be the most famous human who ever lived. He wants to rule the world. He wants to live forever.
All literally.
All literally.
December 10, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Reading every word of this certainly made me uncomfortable in ways I didn’t expect. I’ve always thought of Musk as a nepo-baby that’s going through a mid-life crisis.
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shooting a CEO of a health insurance agency then taking your homemade gun to mcdonalds and getting arrested while eating a burger has got to be the most american series of events that has ever happened
December 9, 2024 at 9:17 PM
shooting a CEO of a health insurance agency then taking your homemade gun to mcdonalds and getting arrested while eating a burger has got to be the most american series of events that has ever happened
“Consistent schedule: Look forward to a continued reliable lineup—news on Mondays, interviews mid-week, and talk shows on Fridays.”
The syntax.fm model of success! I hope it works for the Changelog folks as well! Exciting stuff!
The syntax.fm model of success! I hope it works for the Changelog folks as well! Exciting stuff!
December 9, 2024 at 4:26 PM
“Consistent schedule: Look forward to a continued reliable lineup—news on Mondays, interviews mid-week, and talk shows on Fridays.”
The syntax.fm model of success! I hope it works for the Changelog folks as well! Exciting stuff!
The syntax.fm model of success! I hope it works for the Changelog folks as well! Exciting stuff!
Holy crap.
Requiring your employees to denounce violence against executives — and only executives — while calling it a “Solidarity Pledge” is some I don’t even know fuckin what
Lmao they're so scared, this is deranged
December 9, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Holy crap.
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Requiring your employees to denounce violence against executives — and only executives — while calling it a “Solidarity Pledge” is some I don’t even know fuckin what
December 9, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Requiring your employees to denounce violence against executives — and only executives — while calling it a “Solidarity Pledge” is some I don’t even know fuckin what
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what a privilege to work with Kent and see this take shape over the last ~decade
love to see it
love to see it
The Epic Programming Principles: the guide I use to make decisions as a software engineer.
Transcending specific tools or frameworks, these principles will help you guide your career, craft, and technical choices.
See details and examples for each principle here: www.epicweb.dev/principles 📖
Transcending specific tools or frameworks, these principles will help you guide your career, craft, and technical choices.
See details and examples for each principle here: www.epicweb.dev/principles 📖
December 6, 2024 at 3:45 PM
what a privilege to work with Kent and see this take shape over the last ~decade
love to see it
love to see it
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One of the biggest problems with UI development is about to be solved!
Customizable
Customizable
December 5, 2024 at 5:54 PM
One of the biggest problems with UI development is about to be solved!
Customizable
Customizable
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What are the best starter packs you’ve found?
December 4, 2024 at 2:53 AM
What are the best starter packs you’ve found?
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The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.
December 3, 2024 at 4:05 PM
The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.
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Doing my part
Huge win from @franzanth.bsky.social creating a Content Scraper Blocklist: bsky.app/profile/cont...
It's a blocklist for the kinds of engagement bait accounts that repost stolen content, often with misleading captions.
It's a blocklist for the kinds of engagement bait accounts that repost stolen content, often with misleading captions.
November 26, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Doing my part
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That little countdown on 2FA apps stresses the shit out of me. I feel like I'm diffusing a bomb.
If it gets into the red, I just wait. I can't handle the stress.
If it gets into the red, I just wait. I can't handle the stress.
November 26, 2024 at 4:53 PM
That little countdown on 2FA apps stresses the shit out of me. I feel like I'm diffusing a bomb.
If it gets into the red, I just wait. I can't handle the stress.
If it gets into the red, I just wait. I can't handle the stress.
A good litmus test for how much you actually love yourself is dropping a roll of dog bags on the floor.
November 24, 2024 at 6:20 PM
A good litmus test for how much you actually love yourself is dropping a roll of dog bags on the floor.
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The Lord of the Rings (But Mariah Carey)
YouTube video by Leprechaunproduction
youtu.be
November 24, 2024 at 10:44 AM
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Fearing fear itself just to see what a self-perpetuating panic attack feels like.
November 20, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Fearing fear itself just to see what a self-perpetuating panic attack feels like.
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I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
November 21, 2024 at 4:15 AM
I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
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Nationalism is one Heil of a drug.
November 20, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Nationalism is one Heil of a drug.