FigNewter 🦃
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Professional Gremlin ✦ Mostly chickens ✦ Sometimes I do other stuff
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
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your roflcopter suddenly looks a lot less impressive, as i roll up in my luxurious lmaousine
February 13, 2026 at 2:35 AM
your roflcopter suddenly looks a lot less impressive, as i roll up in my luxurious lmaousine
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hits a little different in 2026
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 AM
hits a little different in 2026
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“I don’t like Bad Bunny because I can’t understand Spanish.”
You are WEAK. Weeaboos have been jamming out to songs they don’t understand in Japanese for decades.
You are WEAK. Weeaboos have been jamming out to songs they don’t understand in Japanese for decades.
February 9, 2026 at 8:34 PM
“I don’t like Bad Bunny because I can’t understand Spanish.”
You are WEAK. Weeaboos have been jamming out to songs they don’t understand in Japanese for decades.
You are WEAK. Weeaboos have been jamming out to songs they don’t understand in Japanese for decades.
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Yeah we've got AI— and Actually Interesting piece of art made by a real human! This fan-favorite tee from @athanuki.bsky.social is back and here to stay in our online mart! Get yours today: zurl.co/MTmID
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Yeah we've got AI— and Actually Interesting piece of art made by a real human! This fan-favorite tee from @athanuki.bsky.social is back and here to stay in our online mart! Get yours today: zurl.co/MTmID
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The kids actually made animals that don't exist. The AI just put a bunch of stuff that already exists together into a polished slop blender. You can't get a better illustration of why AI can't create anything new while human creativity is bottomless.
February 10, 2026 at 6:48 AM
The kids actually made animals that don't exist. The AI just put a bunch of stuff that already exists together into a polished slop blender. You can't get a better illustration of why AI can't create anything new while human creativity is bottomless.
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A. Nonsense. There are doubtless billions of people whose names are not in the epstein files and large numbers of those could invent cool things, write cool books, or be competent senators.
B. Don't threaten me with a good time, tho.
B. Don't threaten me with a good time, tho.
“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.”
Works for me.
Works for me.
February 10, 2026 at 9:59 PM
A. Nonsense. There are doubtless billions of people whose names are not in the epstein files and large numbers of those could invent cool things, write cool books, or be competent senators.
B. Don't threaten me with a good time, tho.
B. Don't threaten me with a good time, tho.
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i hope that the start to your year has been bright ✨ horses have always been something i love to draw and have had this sketch laying around for a while. so the year of the fire horse feels like a great energy to bring into 2026 🐴🔥
February 9, 2026 at 8:53 AM
i hope that the start to your year has been bright ✨ horses have always been something i love to draw and have had this sketch laying around for a while. so the year of the fire horse feels like a great energy to bring into 2026 🐴🔥
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I never noticed this either.
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congratulations to the Seahawks, who are technically named after the gorgeous Osprey — a great victory for birders everywhere!
below is my rendition of an Osprey soaring to victory, drawn with full attention to detail. and no, this is not a photo!
below is my rendition of an Osprey soaring to victory, drawn with full attention to detail. and no, this is not a photo!
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
congratulations to the Seahawks, who are technically named after the gorgeous Osprey — a great victory for birders everywhere!
below is my rendition of an Osprey soaring to victory, drawn with full attention to detail. and no, this is not a photo!
below is my rendition of an Osprey soaring to victory, drawn with full attention to detail. and no, this is not a photo!
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Watching the "Genghis Khan" video for anxiety relief upon waking
Miike Snow - Genghis Khan (Official Video)
YouTube video by Miike Snow
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Watching the "Genghis Khan" video for anxiety relief upon waking
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pick up the ash and berries
February 6, 2026 at 9:58 PM
pick up the ash and berries
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"I can't leave Twitter for xyz reason" girl how bad does it have to get
February 5, 2026 at 12:05 AM
"I can't leave Twitter for xyz reason" girl how bad does it have to get
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For so long Amazon has had a monopoly on selling self-published books. Good to see that @bookshop.org is ready to compete in the space! www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
Bookshop.org Teams with Draft2Digital
The online bookselling platform has partnered with the self-publishing company to allow self-published authors to sell e-books on its site.
www.publishersweekly.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
For so long Amazon has had a monopoly on selling self-published books. Good to see that @bookshop.org is ready to compete in the space! www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
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A cunning ploy, Adobe, but you forgot one thing *slides jewel case out of my sleeve*
My highschool computing teacher was my friend's Dad
My highschool computing teacher was my friend's Dad
February 3, 2026 at 3:24 AM
A cunning ploy, Adobe, but you forgot one thing *slides jewel case out of my sleeve*
My highschool computing teacher was my friend's Dad
My highschool computing teacher was my friend's Dad
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Insect women
February 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Insect women
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I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
February 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
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From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
January 31, 2026 at 2:18 PM
From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
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Me every morning in this fucking country
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Me every morning in this fucking country
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.