The Commissioner
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Aging gentleman of leisure shaking my fist at clouds.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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Powerful sign at No Kings in Cleveland
October 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Powerful sign at No Kings in Cleveland
Thursday’s have quietly become drink myself happy night.
October 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Thursday’s have quietly become drink myself happy night.
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“The Gang Investigates an Assassination”
FBI Director Kash Patel and Deputy Dan Bongino are traveling to Utah to directly oversee the manhunt for Charlie Kirk’s killer, two people familiar with their plans say. -NYT
September 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
“The Gang Investigates an Assassination”
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“GPT-5 is the first time that it feels like talking to an expert in any topic — a Ph.D.-level expert,” OpenAI CEO Sam Altman said.
August 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“GPT-5 is the first time that it feels like talking to an expert in any topic — a Ph.D.-level expert,” OpenAI CEO Sam Altman said.
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Tom Cruise right now
a cartoon of a man in a lab coat and tie kneeling on the floor
ALT: a cartoon of a man in a lab coat and tie kneeling on the floor
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June 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Tom Cruise right now
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Let battle commence: the first part of our epic account of the Battle of Waterloo, 18 June 1815. How can you not want to visit the site after hearing this We keep going back - it is history made flesh. Please share - and thanks for all your support! open.spotify.com/episode/7F1u...
SPECIAL: Waterloo - The Battle, Part 1
Pete & Gary's Military History · Episode
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March 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Let battle commence: the first part of our epic account of the Battle of Waterloo, 18 June 1815. How can you not want to visit the site after hearing this We keep going back - it is history made flesh. Please share - and thanks for all your support! open.spotify.com/episode/7F1u...
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I’m just saying whoever taught the Animate Dead spell to the Trump administration has some things to answer for
February 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I’m just saying whoever taught the Animate Dead spell to the Trump administration has some things to answer for
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Elon Musk Offers Self $10 Billion Federal Buyout
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Elon Musk Offers Self $10 Billion Federal Buyout
WASHINGTON—Saying he was just more deadweight hampering the executive branch’s ability to function efficiently, Elon Musk confirmed Monday that he had offered himself $10 billion to resign from his position as head of President Trump’s Department of Government Efficiency. “Like many other federal employees, I too have been presented with a buyout option as part […]
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February 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Elon Musk Offers Self $10 Billion Federal Buyout
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January 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I feel this for sure.
January 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I feel this for sure.
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virtue signalling would be if you made a public display of it, leaving his sites is just virtue
Zuckerberg says people who leave his platforms are "virtue signaling"
January 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
virtue signalling would be if you made a public display of it, leaving his sites is just virtue
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I will respect you a thousand times more if you spend literally 30 seconds on MS paint making a stickman meme than if you use AI
December 31, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I will respect you a thousand times more if you spend literally 30 seconds on MS paint making a stickman meme than if you use AI
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your mentions when you post about fun
December 29, 2024 at 3:35 AM
your mentions when you post about fun
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I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it's the vodka.
December 13, 2024 at 10:41 AM
I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it's the vodka.
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“Crypto Investing for Dummies” seems tautological.
December 7, 2024 at 4:24 PM
“Crypto Investing for Dummies” seems tautological.
If there anything about crypto in your bio, you’re getting blocked. I’m not interested in your beanie babies for tech bros.
December 6, 2024 at 3:00 AM
If there anything about crypto in your bio, you’re getting blocked. I’m not interested in your beanie babies for tech bros.
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In the American Christmas Carol, the ghost of lost christmases shows up with a silencer
December 5, 2024 at 2:32 AM
In the American Christmas Carol, the ghost of lost christmases shows up with a silencer
It’s nice to see that Americans are capable of coming together over contempt for the existing for profit healthcare system.
December 5, 2024 at 1:19 AM
It’s nice to see that Americans are capable of coming together over contempt for the existing for profit healthcare system.
Watching the parade and seeing what’s happened to county music. . .Johnny Cash must be rolling in his grave.
November 28, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Watching the parade and seeing what’s happened to county music. . .Johnny Cash must be rolling in his grave.
We’ll see how long this last but this place is so much better for my mental health than the bad place.
November 24, 2024 at 2:22 AM
We’ll see how long this last but this place is so much better for my mental health than the bad place.