Crunk Starfist
@feeblecursedone.bsky.social
My engine is big, my engine is grand
My engine can take me to many a land
https://pumpkinhead1.bandcamp.com/
My engine can take me to many a land
https://pumpkinhead1.bandcamp.com/
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Pumpkinhead
I am a 44 year-old lifelong musician. The work here represents my experimentation using generative AI. I am aware this tends to generate, shall we say, very strong opinions. All of this particular mus...
pumpkinhead1.bandcamp.com
I made a Bandcamp, I hope this music pleases you. pumpkinhead1.bandcamp.com
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The Sharp Rateca Puter (1979)
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The Sharp Rateca Puter (1979)
Having a happy memory that Himmler thought he could negotiate good terms for a German surrender in captivity and then when it became clear no one was into his nazi bullshit he killed himself.
Good things happen sometimes.
Good things happen sometimes.
I refuse to believe politicians are forgetting how rancid MTG is. Sure we can have a big tent but we do not need to welcome someone like her. Please everyone get a fucking hold of yourselves.
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Having a happy memory that Himmler thought he could negotiate good terms for a German surrender in captivity and then when it became clear no one was into his nazi bullshit he killed himself.
Good things happen sometimes.
Good things happen sometimes.
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It’s mushroom season 🍄🍄🍄
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It’s mushroom season 🍄🍄🍄
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Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski
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Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts
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I made a Bandcamp, I hope this music pleases you. pumpkinhead1.bandcamp.com
Pumpkinhead
I am a 44 year-old lifelong musician. The work here represents my experimentation using generative AI. I am aware this tends to generate, shall we say, very strong opinions. All of this particular mus...
pumpkinhead1.bandcamp.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I made a Bandcamp, I hope this music pleases you. pumpkinhead1.bandcamp.com
I have legitimately no idea who this Grey Cup halftime act is
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I have legitimately no idea who this Grey Cup halftime act is
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Overconfidence kills. Don't judge an enemy by his gear. The really dangerous ones don't NEED gear to kill you.
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Overconfidence kills. Don't judge an enemy by his gear. The really dangerous ones don't NEED gear to kill you.
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"Centrists" have commitment issues
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"Centrists" have commitment issues
Chartering a cruise ship for an environmental conference is fucking incredible work. Anyway, tax the rich
wait they have cruise ships as floating hotels at COP30? what a complete joke.
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Chartering a cruise ship for an environmental conference is fucking incredible work. Anyway, tax the rich
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My partner asked if I was "blorping" (that's what she calls posting on bluesky) because I was typing on my phone and making my "blorp face." I was, indeed, blorping.
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
My partner asked if I was "blorping" (that's what she calls posting on bluesky) because I was typing on my phone and making my "blorp face." I was, indeed, blorping.
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@sennaasad.bsky.social Hey you have the coolest profile pic WTF
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
@sennaasad.bsky.social Hey you have the coolest profile pic WTF
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Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Silicon Valley, 2025:
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November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Silicon Valley, 2025:
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You are an fool. An ignorant, ill-mannered, outlander fool. I'd rather make a monkey Hortator. As long as I am head of this House, you will never be Hortator.
November 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You are an fool. An ignorant, ill-mannered, outlander fool. I'd rather make a monkey Hortator. As long as I am head of this House, you will never be Hortator.
I am 100% in favour of discrimination, harassment, and blacklisting of people that openly support right wing political thinking. They shouldn't be able to get any job requiring a brain. They should be forced into state reeducation. If they don't want to be productive members of society, fuck em.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I am 100% in favour of discrimination, harassment, and blacklisting of people that openly support right wing political thinking. They shouldn't be able to get any job requiring a brain. They should be forced into state reeducation. If they don't want to be productive members of society, fuck em.
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Kosei is legit. One of the most creative young wrestlers. If he stays healthy he's going to be insane.
One of the coolest things that happened in the lower sumo divisions the other day was this 16 y/o amateur rikishi named Kosei facing a 39 y/o rikishi named Amamidake & somehow managing to defeat him with real sumo!
Never give up!
Never give up!
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Kosei is legit. One of the most creative young wrestlers. If he stays healthy he's going to be insane.
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What does the DMV care if someone twerks in a van, leave the vantwerkers to their vantwerking
Customer: WORK VAN, THE T IS SILENT.
DMV: TWERK VAN
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: TWERK VAN
Verdict: DENIED
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 AM
What does the DMV care if someone twerks in a van, leave the vantwerkers to their vantwerking
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