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jon corpora
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my mom went to a grateful dead concert while she was pregnant with me
Been having a ton of fun drafting Avatar so far. I really like the reverse power-crept Leonin Bola
November 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Horrendous
Banned and Restricted Announcement for November 10, 2025 #mtg

magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Neither yet but the card is just so obviously horseshit that I think it's okay to just take away sooner rather than later
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
yo this shit fucking rules. what are even the other one-deck standard metas of all time? faeries? caw blade? prolly a handful of eldraine shit? truly, truly dope
Standard meta update #mtg #standard
November 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I wonder if Llanowar Elves and Rampant Growth being in Standard at the same time is anything
November 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My ideal B&R announcement:

BANNED
Agatha's Soul Cauldron
Proft's Eidetic Memory
Omniscience
Superior Spider-Man

UNBANNED
Abuelo's Awakening

This'll never happen but a girl can dream
November 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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i'm so excited for this part of my book promotion. i get to be interviewed by Chotiner!
October 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Ken's post is honestly very offensive. I am not rich but I donated $10,000 to Andrew Cuomo's campaign because it's very important to me, as a New York resident, that our next mayor 1) live full-time in Westchester County, and 2) not have any friends. I think that's all good somehow. Do I not matter?
I support everyone giving vast sums of money to Andrew Cuomo. It’s the “lighting a million quid on fire” art piece but this time performed by the worst people in the world.
October 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Women don’t like the vehicle
October 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Attention Magic Players!

I made a video about my PT experience

I was debating whether to make it, so it's not perfect, but I think Pro Tour content of any quality stresses the importance of competitive Magic

Watch at the link below thx :)
October 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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peavis
October 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Having some complicated, nuanced thoughts about the Jets getting booed by British people
October 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Mine, Tower, Power-Plant, Karn. Simpler times
I zero percent understand the appeal of Tron
October 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Won a 9-person RCQ
October 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Frank Wycheck Signature Bar (2000-2001): A milk chocolate bar loaded with caramel and peanuts released to honor then-Tennessee Titans' TE Frank Wycheck for throwing an illegal forward pass to end the AFC Wildcard playoff game against the Buffalo Bills
October 9, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Both gone now. Just sad
September 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
21 years, a month, and four days ago, Shuhei Nakamura lost in the finals of PT Columbus to Affinity. Today he’s 6-0 at a PT with Affinity
September 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I think this blog holds up pretty well. Happy Sunday medium.com/@joncorpora/...
On Getting Torched in the QRTs
A time-honored tradition.
medium.com
September 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Five years of Defector: defector.com/five-years-o...
September 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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“Uber Driver Sucked Me Off???”
September 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Reposting this one last time. Maybe give it a watch during halftime of the early games
September 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
male loneliness epidemic
September 6, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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lol
August 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM