Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Geordie Racer!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
Geordie Racer!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
Geordie Racer!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
Geordie Racer!

IT’S PASTIC!

you can see John Noakes's pubes! Blue indeed!

when it happens... I will be online ALL day. cancel my appointments. hold my calls. "what were you doing when you found out?" my grandchildren will ask. "the posts, children, I was reading the posts!!" I'll say, and we'll all crowd around my scrapbook containing the best ones

Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.

"Yes… Hahaha… Yes!" - Fred Rogers with delight as a child learns how to tie their shoes

i got @mokshadolphin.bsky.social a cool new book

"Tonight, a great surprise will occur, one that the world will remember for centuries."

SHARE IF YOU ARE DISGUSTED AS ME!

water was invented by big piss to sell more toilets

Quite right. You tell them to start at an unearthly child (pilot) and hurry up about it

The whole country has gone insane.

A promotional fibreglass husk for a movie, featuring an animal of undetermined immigration status, was vandalised by two lads on the piss.

He’s not Jesus.

if you see something that doesn’t look right, tell a member of staff or post it on bluesky. we‘ll sort it. see it, skeet it, sorted.

DIMBLEBOT HAS COMMANDEERED, AND THEREFORE DEFEATED, "BSKYB"

Thank you @carrot.blog for the invite :)

Hello internet pals!