John O’Donnell
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I’m watching The Third Man, and Orson Wells just fucking shot James Bond’s boss.
January 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I’m watching The Third Man, and Orson Wells just fucking shot James Bond’s boss.
Once you have the self control not to eat a kebab that will go through you like a dose of plutonium after you have drank twelve pints of Estrella will you reach true wisdom, young Padawan.
January 15, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Once you have the self control not to eat a kebab that will go through you like a dose of plutonium after you have drank twelve pints of Estrella will you reach true wisdom, young Padawan.
Please let it be that arse McSweeney.
January 15, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Please let it be that arse McSweeney.
I think everyone in London lives about a ten minute walk from one, and unfortunately, we aren’t all Gandalf.
I am wise, of course, because of the decent kebab shop down the road.
I am wise, of course, because of the decent kebab shop down the road.
January 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I think everyone in London lives about a ten minute walk from one, and unfortunately, we aren’t all Gandalf.
I am wise, of course, because of the decent kebab shop down the road.
I am wise, of course, because of the decent kebab shop down the road.
I’ll say one thing for her, she does have fortitude.
If I was in her shoes I’d be drinking for breakfast and shooting up by lunchtime.
If I was in her shoes I’d be drinking for breakfast and shooting up by lunchtime.
January 15, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I’ll say one thing for her, she does have fortitude.
If I was in her shoes I’d be drinking for breakfast and shooting up by lunchtime.
If I was in her shoes I’d be drinking for breakfast and shooting up by lunchtime.
Yeah, but dinosaurs are cool.
January 15, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Yeah, but dinosaurs are cool.
It may well be time to reply.
January 15, 2026 at 4:51 PM
It may well be time to reply.
First time I’ve seen a politician attempt to get out of leading the country.
Moldovan president backs unification with Romania
Moldovan president backs unification with Romania
Moldovan President Maia Sandu's unprecedented stance among the country's top leaders aims to highlight Chisinau's European orientation and to urge Brussels to accelerate the process for Moldova – Ukraine's neighbor – to join the European Union amid ongoing Russian interference and internal vulnerabilities.
www.lemonde.fr
January 15, 2026 at 4:50 PM
First time I’ve seen a politician attempt to get out of leading the country.
He’s a crap Harry Redknapp.
January 15, 2026 at 4:44 PM
He’s a crap Harry Redknapp.
A transfer more telegraphed than Isak’s to Liverpool.
January 15, 2026 at 4:44 PM
A transfer more telegraphed than Isak’s to Liverpool.
Curtains for Zoosha? K-Smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt.
January 15, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Curtains for Zoosha? K-Smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt.
They are being a lot noisier than usual outside the Iranian embassy. They have a sound system.
January 15, 2026 at 2:24 PM
They are being a lot noisier than usual outside the Iranian embassy. They have a sound system.
It’s as if The Bloodhound Gang were a state.
January 15, 2026 at 2:03 PM
It’s as if The Bloodhound Gang were a state.
You have to be impressed with Labour comms.
They are given an open goal, and manage to make themselves look like disgusting racists.
I’m sure their base is over the moon.
They are given an open goal, and manage to make themselves look like disgusting racists.
I’m sure their base is over the moon.
January 15, 2026 at 1:53 PM
You have to be impressed with Labour comms.
They are given an open goal, and manage to make themselves look like disgusting racists.
I’m sure their base is over the moon.
They are given an open goal, and manage to make themselves look like disgusting racists.
I’m sure their base is over the moon.
Now everyone the right knows they are lying, and everyone else thinks they are horrible racists.
Fucking excellent work lads, and I thought it was the Tories that were going to go extinct.
Fucking excellent work lads, and I thought it was the Tories that were going to go extinct.
January 15, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Now everyone the right knows they are lying, and everyone else thinks they are horrible racists.
Fucking excellent work lads, and I thought it was the Tories that were going to go extinct.
Fucking excellent work lads, and I thought it was the Tories that were going to go extinct.
Bazza from Mozambique is just saying what we are all thinking.
January 15, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Bazza from Mozambique is just saying what we are all thinking.
Dear Kenny
I’m leevin cos u r poo.
I’m leevin cos u r poo.
January 15, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Dear Kenny
I’m leevin cos u r poo.
I’m leevin cos u r poo.
I thought he was joining Your Party.
January 15, 2026 at 12:07 PM
I thought he was joining Your Party.
If you ingested only our sweet malted milk beverage for a month, your shit would be this colour.
January 15, 2026 at 11:49 AM
If you ingested only our sweet malted milk beverage for a month, your shit would be this colour.
What ever happened to mansions being used for drug fuelled sex parties?
Horlicks would be too exciting for this place.
Horlicks would be too exciting for this place.
January 15, 2026 at 11:05 AM
What ever happened to mansions being used for drug fuelled sex parties?
Horlicks would be too exciting for this place.
Horlicks would be too exciting for this place.
Didn’t he get wedged in the White House bath, or is that just apocryphal?
January 15, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Didn’t he get wedged in the White House bath, or is that just apocryphal?