There was a non-chain shop of the same ilk in the town where I grew up and I remember my dad taking me one evening to pick out birthday gifts for my mum. I don't know if it was on the birthday itself.

I like to upgrade supermarket pizzas by adding fresh mozzarella. Half of the ball goes on the pizza and half goes directly in my face before the pizza hits the oven. Everyone's a winner!

Tyrone!

The whole country has gone insane.

A promotional fibreglass husk for a movie, featuring an animal of undetermined immigration status, was vandalised by two lads on the piss.

He’s not Jesus.

If people champion the installation of mass-produced marketing dross like this in public spaces because it makes them feel warm and fuzzy and patriotic we're lucky Hannah Ingram-Moore suffered such a public fall from grace. The next thing could have been two dozen fibreglass Captain Sir Toms.