Fatale Distraction
@fatale-distraction.bsky.social
Queer, disabled gamer, crafter, reader, and writer. She/her/they/them. There’s no LGB without the T. 🏳️⚧️ Ao3 and Tumblr under the same username. 💕 ANTI-AI.
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Here’s MY Summer 2025 reading list. I used fucking Canva to do a better job in less than thirty minutes than that shitty AI article did, and I used 99% less potable water to do so.
Cannot believe people are actually being paid to do LESS work than this.
Cannot believe people are actually being paid to do LESS work than this.
This is guy so MN angry I got a little scared watching.
I genuinely don't know if this is a "Minnesotan" thing or an "old guy of a certain age" thing but in case it's Minnesotan and people need an anger translator: this guy is so angry he could just about set something on fire with his mind.
This one isn’t downloadable but if you have TikTok go watch it. Well worth your time www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr4gRL7v/
December 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This is guy so MN angry I got a little scared watching.
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Lmfao every AI defense piece is like "AYY I FUCKIN SUCK BRO HOPEFULLY THIS FUCKIN STEAL YOUR SHIT MACHINE WILL MAKE ME SUCK SLIGHTLY LESS OK"
December 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Lmfao every AI defense piece is like "AYY I FUCKIN SUCK BRO HOPEFULLY THIS FUCKIN STEAL YOUR SHIT MACHINE WILL MAKE ME SUCK SLIGHTLY LESS OK"
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Almost certainly the best thing I was ever told about owls was when I met an owl handler at an owl sanctuary and he told me that the wild owls who lived near the sanctuary worried about the tame show owls there and sometimes stopped by to leave them shrews and mice as presents.
December 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Almost certainly the best thing I was ever told about owls was when I met an owl handler at an owl sanctuary and he told me that the wild owls who lived near the sanctuary worried about the tame show owls there and sometimes stopped by to leave them shrews and mice as presents.
I love working on Saturdays. It’s just me and our quiet IT guy in my office. There’s maybe a total of three other people in the building tops.
It’s quiet.
No one is shouting about MTG or Marvel Rivals over the top of my desk.
No one is bothering me with stupid shit.
I am at peace.
It’s quiet.
No one is shouting about MTG or Marvel Rivals over the top of my desk.
No one is bothering me with stupid shit.
I am at peace.
December 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I love working on Saturdays. It’s just me and our quiet IT guy in my office. There’s maybe a total of three other people in the building tops.
It’s quiet.
No one is shouting about MTG or Marvel Rivals over the top of my desk.
No one is bothering me with stupid shit.
I am at peace.
It’s quiet.
No one is shouting about MTG or Marvel Rivals over the top of my desk.
No one is bothering me with stupid shit.
I am at peace.
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The National Trust for Historic Preservation has filed a federal lawsuit to halt President Trump’s plan to build a massive new ballroom on White House grounds. The administration sidestepped multiple federal laws by advancing the project without required reviews.
December 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The National Trust for Historic Preservation has filed a federal lawsuit to halt President Trump’s plan to build a massive new ballroom on White House grounds. The administration sidestepped multiple federal laws by advancing the project without required reviews.
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BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
December 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
I don’t give a shit who is in those files. Arrest them all. YES, ALL. If the Dalai Lama is in the files? Arrest. Pope? Straight to jail. Obama? Prison. Elizabeth Warren? Jail. Every single person in those files who participated or kept their mouth shut should be locked up forever, no matter who.
Republicans:"Oh ho ho, but what if Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files? Checkmate, libs!"
House Democrats: "Check out this signed photo of Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein."
House Democrats: "Check out this signed photo of Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein."
December 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I don’t give a shit who is in those files. Arrest them all. YES, ALL. If the Dalai Lama is in the files? Arrest. Pope? Straight to jail. Obama? Prison. Elizabeth Warren? Jail. Every single person in those files who participated or kept their mouth shut should be locked up forever, no matter who.
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NEW: It’s not just readers that suffer due to Harlequin’s mismanagement of the' Heated Rivalry' books. Reid misses out on royalties, & booksellers miss out on commissions—which is especially painful during the holiday season when many small businesses make the bulk of their money.
was ‘heated rivalry’ failed by its publisher?
everyone's devouring the new TV series, so why can't people buy a copy of the book the show is based on?
www.thefrankiedlc.news
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
NEW: It’s not just readers that suffer due to Harlequin’s mismanagement of the' Heated Rivalry' books. Reid misses out on royalties, & booksellers miss out on commissions—which is especially painful during the holiday season when many small businesses make the bulk of their money.
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Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
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computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it
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tiny siblings are going to do tiny destruction of the world 👀🤏
December 6, 2025 at 7:49 AM
tiny siblings are going to do tiny destruction of the world 👀🤏
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
@schumer.senate.gov @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social IMPEACH TRUMP OR STEP DOWN
Al Green is preparing articles of impeachment.
Make sure your Dem reps support it this time. (Looking at YOU, Hakeem Jeffries!)
Pressure & shame your R/maga reps extra. Don't let up.
@resist.bot
#Impeach
#AlGreen
@algreen.house.gov
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
@scholten.house.gov
Make sure your Dem reps support it this time. (Looking at YOU, Hakeem Jeffries!)
Pressure & shame your R/maga reps extra. Don't let up.
@resist.bot
#Impeach
#AlGreen
@algreen.house.gov
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
@scholten.house.gov
December 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
@schumer.senate.gov @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social IMPEACH TRUMP OR STEP DOWN
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I’m sure FIRE will be all over this
December 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’m sure FIRE will be all over this
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It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.
DUUUUUUUUUDE
oh hell yes
December 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
DUUUUUUUUUDE
Not only do I foment revolution…
But I also make cute cross stitches and frame them for my grandma. 👵🏻 ❤️ Pattern is Frederick the Literate by Charles Wysocki from Dimensions
But I also make cute cross stitches and frame them for my grandma. 👵🏻 ❤️ Pattern is Frederick the Literate by Charles Wysocki from Dimensions
December 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Not only do I foment revolution…
But I also make cute cross stitches and frame them for my grandma. 👵🏻 ❤️ Pattern is Frederick the Literate by Charles Wysocki from Dimensions
But I also make cute cross stitches and frame them for my grandma. 👵🏻 ❤️ Pattern is Frederick the Literate by Charles Wysocki from Dimensions
MORE.
BREAKING‼️ @rephaleystevens.bsky.social files articles of impeachment against RFK Jr. for his actions as Health Secretary endangering American lives.
This is a huge victory in our fight. Take action with us! #ImpeachRFKJR #Impeachthequack
www.standupforscience.net/impeach-rfkjr
This is a huge victory in our fight. Take action with us! #ImpeachRFKJR #Impeachthequack
www.standupforscience.net/impeach-rfkjr
December 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
MORE.
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The first paragraph of Judge Breyer‘s opinion granting an injunction in the California National Guard case is a banger.
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The first paragraph of Judge Breyer‘s opinion granting an injunction in the California National Guard case is a banger.
I reported a coworker to HR for racist comments and now all my Trump-supporting coworkers are pointedly avoiding me and making sure I know it.
Joke’s on them, this is exactly the outcome I desired. Stay away from me. Do not speak to, acknowledge, or perceive me now or ever. Be gone from my presence
Joke’s on them, this is exactly the outcome I desired. Stay away from me. Do not speak to, acknowledge, or perceive me now or ever. Be gone from my presence
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I reported a coworker to HR for racist comments and now all my Trump-supporting coworkers are pointedly avoiding me and making sure I know it.
Joke’s on them, this is exactly the outcome I desired. Stay away from me. Do not speak to, acknowledge, or perceive me now or ever. Be gone from my presence
Joke’s on them, this is exactly the outcome I desired. Stay away from me. Do not speak to, acknowledge, or perceive me now or ever. Be gone from my presence
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I just heard someone refer to Donald J. Trump as
“Schmuck à l’Orange”
“Schmuck à l’Orange”
December 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I just heard someone refer to Donald J. Trump as
“Schmuck à l’Orange”
“Schmuck à l’Orange”
If the EU called to abolish the United States of America it would be taken as a declaration of war.
I think the EU should respond to these kinds of aggressive statements in kind.
I think the EU should respond to these kinds of aggressive statements in kind.
December 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If the EU called to abolish the United States of America it would be taken as a declaration of war.
I think the EU should respond to these kinds of aggressive statements in kind.
I think the EU should respond to these kinds of aggressive statements in kind.
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ICE went from Illinois, to North Carolina, to Louisiana, and now to Florida. The further into winter we get, the further south ICE goes.
These fucking pussies are afraid of the cold.
So much for “ICE”.
These fucking pussies are afraid of the cold.
So much for “ICE”.
December 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
ICE went from Illinois, to North Carolina, to Louisiana, and now to Florida. The further into winter we get, the further south ICE goes.
These fucking pussies are afraid of the cold.
So much for “ICE”.
These fucking pussies are afraid of the cold.
So much for “ICE”.