shutupdidi
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Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog
April 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog
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A Georgia jury found pharmaceutical and agricultural products giant Bayer liable for more than $2 billion in damages to a plaintiff who argued Roundup weed killer caused his cancer, the latest hit in a series of legal fights over the herbicide glyphosate.
Ga. jurors award $2.1 billion verdict against Bayer in Roundup lawsuit
The jury called for $2 billion in punitive damages, but previous multibillion-dollar verdicts over Roundup were drastically reduced on appeal.
wapo.st
March 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
A Georgia jury found pharmaceutical and agricultural products giant Bayer liable for more than $2 billion in damages to a plaintiff who argued Roundup weed killer caused his cancer, the latest hit in a series of legal fights over the herbicide glyphosate.
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the belief that low IQ is correlated to the amount of things you can jack off to; i.e. you can jack off to a sandwich if youre stupid enough
December 18, 2024 at 8:56 PM
the belief that low IQ is correlated to the amount of things you can jack off to; i.e. you can jack off to a sandwich if youre stupid enough
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hour #4 hunched over my big red plastic ipad w/ headphones at carrabbas watching analysis tubers yell at bojack horseman like hes a real guy
December 19, 2024 at 4:17 AM
hour #4 hunched over my big red plastic ipad w/ headphones at carrabbas watching analysis tubers yell at bojack horseman like hes a real guy
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could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil
December 7, 2024 at 9:04 PM
could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil
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The Verge: breakout news organization for best reporting on international politics, completely by accident.
December 3, 2024 at 4:36 PM
The Verge: breakout news organization for best reporting on international politics, completely by accident.
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I'm fucking blasted and hanging out in the weirdest scene because history happened at a deeply inconvenient hour. so it goes.
December 3, 2024 at 4:24 PM
I'm fucking blasted and hanging out in the weirdest scene because history happened at a deeply inconvenient hour. so it goes.
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Anyone want to skip work with me for a Three Amigos marathon? (we just watch Three Amigos over and over until we shit our pants)
December 3, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Anyone want to skip work with me for a Three Amigos marathon? (we just watch Three Amigos over and over until we shit our pants)
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The SA forums proved that reserving the right to ban terrible accounts whenever you feel like it is essential to running an online community. Bigoted provacateur dipshits thrive on being shitty little rules lawyers and if you strictly adhere to the letter of the law they will always weaponize it.
Libsoftiktok account nuked by Bluesky moderation when that account had special privileges on Twitter even before Elon.
You love to see it.
You love to see it.
December 3, 2024 at 12:02 AM
The SA forums proved that reserving the right to ban terrible accounts whenever you feel like it is essential to running an online community. Bigoted provacateur dipshits thrive on being shitty little rules lawyers and if you strictly adhere to the letter of the law they will always weaponize it.
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What if an Ohio State football riot spiraled out and, from within its turbulence, a new world was born?
December 1, 2024 at 4:54 AM
What if an Ohio State football riot spiraled out and, from within its turbulence, a new world was born?
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Everything I see from Threads is so amazing. A perfect 50/50 between random strangers telling you about their sick pet or bad marriage and brands grimly flirting with each other. Facebook is one of the coolest companies ever to exist. No one else could come up with this.
November 22, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Everything I see from Threads is so amazing. A perfect 50/50 between random strangers telling you about their sick pet or bad marriage and brands grimly flirting with each other. Facebook is one of the coolest companies ever to exist. No one else could come up with this.
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the hat ma'am
and is there a mrs hat man
November 22, 2024 at 3:49 AM
the hat ma'am
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and is there a mrs hat man
November 21, 2024 at 1:59 PM
and is there a mrs hat man
i bet if i try real real hard i can play factorio for 18 hours with zero breaks for food or water
November 21, 2024 at 9:41 PM
i bet if i try real real hard i can play factorio for 18 hours with zero breaks for food or water
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I’ve always respected Rodney Dangerfield but sadly his refusal to move to bluesky tells me that he wants fascism to win
November 21, 2024 at 9:20 PM
I’ve always respected Rodney Dangerfield but sadly his refusal to move to bluesky tells me that he wants fascism to win
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Elon Musk loves to talk about how safe Teslas are and how their autonomous driving systems are safer than humans.
But new data from the US road safety regulator shows Teslas have the highest rate of fatal accidents among all US vehicle brands.
But new data from the US road safety regulator shows Teslas have the highest rate of fatal accidents among all US vehicle brands.
Tesla has the highest rate of fatal accidents among all car brands, report shows
A new analysis of National Highway Transportation and Safety Administration auto crash data shows that Tesla has the highest rate of fatal accidents...
sherwood.news
November 21, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Elon Musk loves to talk about how safe Teslas are and how their autonomous driving systems are safer than humans.
But new data from the US road safety regulator shows Teslas have the highest rate of fatal accidents among all US vehicle brands.
But new data from the US road safety regulator shows Teslas have the highest rate of fatal accidents among all US vehicle brands.
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no better evidence that we’ve got a couple trillion-dollar squatters holding the internet back than the fact that a company with 20 employees can make a better platform than Meta
November 21, 2024 at 8:40 PM
no better evidence that we’ve got a couple trillion-dollar squatters holding the internet back than the fact that a company with 20 employees can make a better platform than Meta
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having sex with vampires only is actually the best form of birth control because they can't come inside without being invited
November 20, 2024 at 5:38 PM
having sex with vampires only is actually the best form of birth control because they can't come inside without being invited
i just wanna cuddle all day okay
October 19, 2024 at 4:09 PM
i just wanna cuddle all day okay
i have peaked, i said “oh let me show the clam” in a meeting at work
nothing will ever top this moment
oh my god
nothing will ever top this moment
oh my god
October 14, 2024 at 9:30 PM
i have peaked, i said “oh let me show the clam” in a meeting at work
nothing will ever top this moment
oh my god
nothing will ever top this moment
oh my god
the rule with the kitten is that the rest of the cats are each allowed to punch him exactly three times
October 11, 2024 at 7:22 PM
the rule with the kitten is that the rest of the cats are each allowed to punch him exactly three times
it’s friday and i have zero plans for the night later
i am going to go get soooo much apple cider and i’m going to watch something spooky tonight eeeeee
i am going to go get soooo much apple cider and i’m going to watch something spooky tonight eeeeee
October 11, 2024 at 3:33 PM
it’s friday and i have zero plans for the night later
i am going to go get soooo much apple cider and i’m going to watch something spooky tonight eeeeee
i am going to go get soooo much apple cider and i’m going to watch something spooky tonight eeeeee
my neighbor was laid off a few weeks ago, and when it happened he said it would really test his sobriety. i realized he had slipped last week when he walked past me with glassy eyes :( but he wasn’t ready to acknowledge it.
today we were waiting for the elevator /
today we were waiting for the elevator /
October 11, 2024 at 6:00 AM
my neighbor was laid off a few weeks ago, and when it happened he said it would really test his sobriety. i realized he had slipped last week when he walked past me with glassy eyes :( but he wasn’t ready to acknowledge it.
today we were waiting for the elevator /
today we were waiting for the elevator /