I am back to consuming media nobody around me has to hear, because we can’t work from home all 2026 at my job anymore. Good to be back.
January 21, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I am back to consuming media nobody around me has to hear, because we can’t work from home all 2026 at my job anymore. Good to be back.
The Cousins Karamazov
slightly diminish a book:
Bridget Jones’s Voice Memo
Bridget Jones’s Voice Memo
Slightly diminish a book
The Pretty Good Gatsby
The Pretty Good Gatsby
September 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
The Cousins Karamazov
I have learned the hard way why you never see gluten-free galakto-baklava… because it sucks. You need filo dough. There’s no way around it.
September 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I have learned the hard way why you never see gluten-free galakto-baklava… because it sucks. You need filo dough. There’s no way around it.
I wish there was an iPhone setting called “I promise I know where an apostrophe is supposed to go; please stop auto-correcting me.”
July 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I wish there was an iPhone setting called “I promise I know where an apostrophe is supposed to go; please stop auto-correcting me.”
Did NYC elect a normal person to be their mayor? That’s crazy. As a Chicago resident, I feel hope that someday we too can elect a normal person to be mayor.
June 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Did NYC elect a normal person to be their mayor? That’s crazy. As a Chicago resident, I feel hope that someday we too can elect a normal person to be mayor.
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how to stop feeling like dale from king of the hill all the time
June 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
how to stop feeling like dale from king of the hill all the time
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Another good reminder from today is that to win this we all need to get used to cooperating with people we sometimes find highly annoying
June 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Another good reminder from today is that to win this we all need to get used to cooperating with people we sometimes find highly annoying
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A reason im not moved by the “don’t give the trump administration the pretext they’re looking for” is that we would not dare say that about any anti-authoritarian protest movement in literally any other country
June 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
A reason im not moved by the “don’t give the trump administration the pretext they’re looking for” is that we would not dare say that about any anti-authoritarian protest movement in literally any other country
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Read the scripture before you quote it.
a woman wearing bunny ears and a nose mask says what is the tea
Alt: Azealia Banks apparently not being a girls girl or whatever?
media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Read the scripture before you quote it.
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hey for a split second i thought the past tense of "grab" was "grobe" thank you follow your dreams
January 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
hey for a split second i thought the past tense of "grab" was "grobe" thank you follow your dreams
My social class mobility dreams have come true. My husband did not knowing what a walking taco was until today.
June 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My social class mobility dreams have come true. My husband did not knowing what a walking taco was until today.
Joe Biden voice: Man, will you shut up?
When it comes to climate and the environment, some cooking oils are much better than others. Here’s what to know.
Which Cooking Oil Is Best for the Planet?
When it comes to climate and the environment, some oils are a cut above. Here’s what to know.
trib.al
June 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Joe Biden voice: Man, will you shut up?
Asking the important questions.
May 31, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Asking the important questions.
You get extra drama points if you’ve gone to the ER for this but don’t go for serious illnesses.
Why is trapped wind the most stupidly dramatic pain? Feels like I’m having a heart attack then an hour later I’ve farted the pain away 😔💨
May 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
You get extra drama points if you’ve gone to the ER for this but don’t go for serious illnesses.
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asking the guy peering down into my roma tomatoes if i'm being detained
May 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
asking the guy peering down into my roma tomatoes if i'm being detained
Nothing in my Upper-Midwest life could have prepared me to experience a dust storm in Chicago.
May 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Nothing in my Upper-Midwest life could have prepared me to experience a dust storm in Chicago.
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Ugh I’m getting so many of these
April 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Ugh I’m getting so many of these
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My 401k Monday and Today.
April 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
My 401k Monday and Today.
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yeeeeee jk rowling finally took the bait & replied to azealia banks on twitter 🍿
March 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
yeeeeee jk rowling finally took the bait & replied to azealia banks on twitter 🍿
When people say, “date someone you have things in common with” that means values, vacation plans, and taste in TV/food. You don’t have to like the same stuff. In fact, my taste in music is terrible and I am relieved my husband doesn’t share it.
Question for the room: What is some non-toxic dating advice you would give to straight men?
Given how commonly it shows up on these accounts and in the responses, I would suggest not following your romantic interest on social media!
Given how commonly it shows up on these accounts and in the responses, I would suggest not following your romantic interest on social media!
Pledged to stop making "are the straights ok" jokes after reading Richard Reeves' book but man, Dating TikTok is testing me
www.tiktok.com/@afraidofnow...
www.tiktok.com/@afraidofnow...
March 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
When people say, “date someone you have things in common with” that means values, vacation plans, and taste in TV/food. You don’t have to like the same stuff. In fact, my taste in music is terrible and I am relieved my husband doesn’t share it.
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We’re playing the long game ok. First I let him take all my important pieces. Then I drag my balls through broken glass and drive off a cliff
March 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
We’re playing the long game ok. First I let him take all my important pieces. Then I drag my balls through broken glass and drive off a cliff
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