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Her dating profile said she was into new food and dining experiences, so I'm inviting her to my attic so we can eat the spiders out of their webs together
March 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Her dating profile said she was into new food and dining experiences, so I'm inviting her to my attic so we can eat the spiders out of their webs together
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I don’t need to make sense of your post I just repost it.
March 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I don’t need to make sense of your post I just repost it.
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It takes a certain amount of audacity to name a dog "David."
March 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It takes a certain amount of audacity to name a dog "David."
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imagine being a hamster and also being called a hamster
like what if you didn’t even like ham
like what if you didn’t even like ham
March 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
imagine being a hamster and also being called a hamster
like what if you didn’t even like ham
like what if you didn’t even like ham
Where's all this sin I was promised
March 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Where's all this sin I was promised
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Belting out the chorus to 'Country Roads Take Me Home' as I drive a bulldozer through my neighbors' houses
March 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Belting out the chorus to 'Country Roads Take Me Home' as I drive a bulldozer through my neighbors' houses
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Life would be easier if they had an illustrative search and find book about Waldo's not so well known sister Clitoris
March 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Life would be easier if they had an illustrative search and find book about Waldo's not so well known sister Clitoris
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Wild how Shadowrun today feels like an optimistic alternate future. Native Americans gain independence from the U.S. government? A benevolent dragon becomes the president and governs by suicide? People still communicate primarily through message boards? Sign me the fuck up.
March 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Wild how Shadowrun today feels like an optimistic alternate future. Native Americans gain independence from the U.S. government? A benevolent dragon becomes the president and governs by suicide? People still communicate primarily through message boards? Sign me the fuck up.
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[halfhearted drumroll] 'Tis the season to refer to myself as "The First Robyn of Spring."
March 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
[halfhearted drumroll] 'Tis the season to refer to myself as "The First Robyn of Spring."
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I don’t romanticize about things so much anymore. Maybe early spring baseball and the promise of warmer weather. Maybe the egg casings laid by a parasitoid wasp in the body of a hapless tomato hornworm, that sort of thing
March 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I don’t romanticize about things so much anymore. Maybe early spring baseball and the promise of warmer weather. Maybe the egg casings laid by a parasitoid wasp in the body of a hapless tomato hornworm, that sort of thing
Ketchup, for the good times.
- that one guy
- that one guy
March 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Ketchup, for the good times.
- that one guy
- that one guy
You are sentenced to jack off with your opposite hand
March 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You are sentenced to jack off with your opposite hand
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The problem with learning new things as an adult, is that you now have to know something else no one wants to talk about
March 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The problem with learning new things as an adult, is that you now have to know something else no one wants to talk about
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If you die at Pizza Hut, you die in real life
January 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If you die at Pizza Hut, you die in real life
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have you ever seen a liger in person?
March 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
have you ever seen a liger in person?
Do cheetahs smell like popcorn or does popcorn smell like cheetahs?
February 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Do cheetahs smell like popcorn or does popcorn smell like cheetahs?
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Table top I made last spring. Featuring my 'lovebirds' design (raven & eagle).
February 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Table top I made last spring. Featuring my 'lovebirds' design (raven & eagle).
Nice sin you got there can I eat it
February 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Nice sin you got there can I eat it
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It's not always a call to action, sometimes it's just washing your hoodie and eating a meal off a plate
February 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It's not always a call to action, sometimes it's just washing your hoodie and eating a meal off a plate
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We don’t think the medication is working anymore, the personalities are saying to me in different languages.
February 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
We don’t think the medication is working anymore, the personalities are saying to me in different languages.
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Reminiscing about grandma's "sick fuck" knuckle tattoos
February 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Reminiscing about grandma's "sick fuck" knuckle tattoos
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I Thought My Vision Was Blurry Until I Realized My Glasses Were Smeared With Butter: A Love Story
February 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I Thought My Vision Was Blurry Until I Realized My Glasses Were Smeared With Butter: A Love Story
Guess I gotta shave my decoy heart
February 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Guess I gotta shave my decoy heart