@faeryraven.bsky.social
I wonder if our pets question why we are so obsessed with their stretching that we have to comment on it all the time?
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I wonder if our pets question why we are so obsessed with their stretching that we have to comment on it all the time?
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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A statement from Tylenol
September 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
A statement from Tylenol
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From the makers of I can’t believe it’s not butter comes I don’t think these are medical professionals and I’m pretty sure this isn’t real life
September 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
From the makers of I can’t believe it’s not butter comes I don’t think these are medical professionals and I’m pretty sure this isn’t real life
Opening the Sears Portrait Studio for these 2.
September 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Opening the Sears Portrait Studio for these 2.
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A reverse possession horror movie where someone just needs a break from it all so they try to trick a demon into possessing them but the demon wants no part of that mess so they bring a down on his luck priest in to help
September 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
A reverse possession horror movie where someone just needs a break from it all so they try to trick a demon into possessing them but the demon wants no part of that mess so they bring a down on his luck priest in to help
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ME: I feel like I’m starting to spiral
THERAPIST: well, we’ve talked about the five steps you should take to…
ME: I know I know. Find one thing I can pet, one book I can buy, one dumpling I can eat, one leg I can shake, and one season of Murder She Wrote I can binge
THERAPIST: what
THERAPIST: well, we’ve talked about the five steps you should take to…
ME: I know I know. Find one thing I can pet, one book I can buy, one dumpling I can eat, one leg I can shake, and one season of Murder She Wrote I can binge
THERAPIST: what
September 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
ME: I feel like I’m starting to spiral
THERAPIST: well, we’ve talked about the five steps you should take to…
ME: I know I know. Find one thing I can pet, one book I can buy, one dumpling I can eat, one leg I can shake, and one season of Murder She Wrote I can binge
THERAPIST: what
THERAPIST: well, we’ve talked about the five steps you should take to…
ME: I know I know. Find one thing I can pet, one book I can buy, one dumpling I can eat, one leg I can shake, and one season of Murder She Wrote I can binge
THERAPIST: what
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Yes, horrors, I know you persist but like also maybe grab a quick nap every now and then?
August 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Yes, horrors, I know you persist but like also maybe grab a quick nap every now and then?
Nothing boosts my self-confidence more than when I can flip my egg in a pan just by jiggling it.
August 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Nothing boosts my self-confidence more than when I can flip my egg in a pan just by jiggling it.
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"The Axolotl Parade" (14x18 inches, oils on copper panel)
Prints are on Gallery Gerard 🌿
I had so much fun working on this one!
#AxolotlArt #AxolotlLove #AmphibianArt #AnimalArt
Prints are on Gallery Gerard 🌿
I had so much fun working on this one!
#AxolotlArt #AxolotlLove #AmphibianArt #AnimalArt
July 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
"The Axolotl Parade" (14x18 inches, oils on copper panel)
Prints are on Gallery Gerard 🌿
I had so much fun working on this one!
#AxolotlArt #AxolotlLove #AmphibianArt #AnimalArt
Prints are on Gallery Gerard 🌿
I had so much fun working on this one!
#AxolotlArt #AxolotlLove #AmphibianArt #AnimalArt
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I used to feel so proud when I managed to work you in.
"Writers have been using me long before the advent of AI. I am the punctuation equivalent of a cardigan—beloved by MFA grads, used by editors when it’s actually cold, and worn year-round by screenwriters. I am not new here."
The Em Dash Responds to the AI Allegations
“In recent months, a curious fixation has emerged in corners of academia: the em dash. More specifically, the apparent moral panic around how it is...
buff.ly
July 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I used to feel so proud when I managed to work you in.
I wonder if my dopamine addiction started with the scholastic books delivery in elementary school. I've been chasing that feeling ever since.
June 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I wonder if my dopamine addiction started with the scholastic books delivery in elementary school. I've been chasing that feeling ever since.
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good morning friends 💚✨
June 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
good morning friends 💚✨
I'm schadenfreuding so hard today.
June 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I'm schadenfreuding so hard today.
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It's not uncommon for men to become emotional because of sperm being dislodged from the testes and traveling through the body to unbalance their humours. This pallusteria begs the question of whether the average male is capable of remaining objective and rational in times of stress.
The public meltdown happening between the world’s richest man 🙄 and the President of the United States 🙄🙄 once again begs the age-old question: are men simply too emotional to be in positions of power?
June 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It's not uncommon for men to become emotional because of sperm being dislodged from the testes and traveling through the body to unbalance their humours. This pallusteria begs the question of whether the average male is capable of remaining objective and rational in times of stress.
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Do not give this woman a dime of your money.
1. Do not watch the new show.
2. Do not stream any of the movies (yes, that includes Fantastic Beasts)
3. Do not buy any of her books. She has a pen name Robert Galbraith.
www.advocate.com/news/jk-rowl...
1. Do not watch the new show.
2. Do not stream any of the movies (yes, that includes Fantastic Beasts)
3. Do not buy any of her books. She has a pen name Robert Galbraith.
www.advocate.com/news/jk-rowl...
J.K. Rowling uses 'Harry Potter' wealth to fund anti-transgender organization
This is where "Harry Potter" profits are going.
www.advocate.com
May 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Do not give this woman a dime of your money.
1. Do not watch the new show.
2. Do not stream any of the movies (yes, that includes Fantastic Beasts)
3. Do not buy any of her books. She has a pen name Robert Galbraith.
www.advocate.com/news/jk-rowl...
1. Do not watch the new show.
2. Do not stream any of the movies (yes, that includes Fantastic Beasts)
3. Do not buy any of her books. She has a pen name Robert Galbraith.
www.advocate.com/news/jk-rowl...
I just had to shame my overweight cat for eating the kitten's food. "This is why you're chonky!" I yelled as I chased him.
Now I need someone to do this to me when I get near cookies
Now I need someone to do this to me when I get near cookies
May 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I just had to shame my overweight cat for eating the kitten's food. "This is why you're chonky!" I yelled as I chased him.
Now I need someone to do this to me when I get near cookies
Now I need someone to do this to me when I get near cookies
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It was the OH JESUS CHRIST, WHAT NOW?!! of times and the YOU’VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME?! of times.
May 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
It was the OH JESUS CHRIST, WHAT NOW?!! of times and the YOU’VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME?! of times.
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*me, lying facedown on the bed, yelling into the mattress:
"WHY DO THOSE OF US WHO DIDN'T FUCK AROUND ALSO HAVE TO FIND OUT"
"WHY DO THOSE OF US WHO DIDN'T FUCK AROUND ALSO HAVE TO FIND OUT"
May 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
*me, lying facedown on the bed, yelling into the mattress:
"WHY DO THOSE OF US WHO DIDN'T FUCK AROUND ALSO HAVE TO FIND OUT"
"WHY DO THOSE OF US WHO DIDN'T FUCK AROUND ALSO HAVE TO FIND OUT"
Did you ever wake up just a little bit while you were asleep and think how good it feels to be sleeping?
May 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Did you ever wake up just a little bit while you were asleep and think how good it feels to be sleeping?
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The perfect resume doesn’t exist…
April 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The perfect resume doesn’t exist…
I don't believe in Jesus but I'd like to think he'd come back more like Godzilla and just smiting all over the place over how wrong people got it.
April 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I don't believe in Jesus but I'd like to think he'd come back more like Godzilla and just smiting all over the place over how wrong people got it.
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*taps mic*
Hey Millenials! You know what we're not gonna do? We're not gonna fucking watch that new HBO Harry Potter show because R*owling is a reprehensible human/transphobe/acephobe and we're not giving her money.
Okay? OKAY?!
Yes, I mean *you*.
Also read a different book. Hell, *write* one.
Hey Millenials! You know what we're not gonna do? We're not gonna fucking watch that new HBO Harry Potter show because R*owling is a reprehensible human/transphobe/acephobe and we're not giving her money.
Okay? OKAY?!
Yes, I mean *you*.
Also read a different book. Hell, *write* one.
April 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
*taps mic*
Hey Millenials! You know what we're not gonna do? We're not gonna fucking watch that new HBO Harry Potter show because R*owling is a reprehensible human/transphobe/acephobe and we're not giving her money.
Okay? OKAY?!
Yes, I mean *you*.
Also read a different book. Hell, *write* one.
Hey Millenials! You know what we're not gonna do? We're not gonna fucking watch that new HBO Harry Potter show because R*owling is a reprehensible human/transphobe/acephobe and we're not giving her money.
Okay? OKAY?!
Yes, I mean *you*.
Also read a different book. Hell, *write* one.
If ever there was an argument why we need diversity, look at the dumpster fire of a government the US has. White, rich, men making deplorable rules to silence everyone who is not them.
April 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If ever there was an argument why we need diversity, look at the dumpster fire of a government the US has. White, rich, men making deplorable rules to silence everyone who is not them.
There are so many phrases that become these echolalia nuggets when I'm reading @seananmcguire.bsky.social 's books. I feel like a word sommelier just rolling around the phrases in my brain, tasting their complexity in layers.
April 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
There are so many phrases that become these echolalia nuggets when I'm reading @seananmcguire.bsky.social 's books. I feel like a word sommelier just rolling around the phrases in my brain, tasting their complexity in layers.