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What the Fact
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When the world never seems to be living up to your dreams

Suddenly finding out the Facts of Life are all about US
Will always bring facts
Not sure if they care about your feelings
Resist
Be The Change

Does anyone know where to get a political TShirt
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate 🎄
Happy Holidays to all

Let the New Year bring #Resolve
#Humor
#Grace
December 24, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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Also:
Withholding labor.
Refusing to be silenced.
Expressing joy and creativity.
Starving those bastards of attention.
December 7, 2024 at 7:24 PM
This is the #TheGoodPlace
Isn’t it 💯
X: Shows me videos of people being executed.

Blue Sky: shows me videos of cute animals and humanity at its finest.

Seeing a trend here? 😊
December 7, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
November 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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EVERY. WORD. OF. THIS.
November 27, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 27, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 2:15 AM
The next 4 yrs will be rough 💯
The Important thing now is to #Miitigate the damage
For Ex
#MassDeportations
Let’s give everyone already here 60 days to apply for #citizenship

Leaving #NATO
let’s make it a referendum where everyone #Votes on it
The entire #USA
#WeThePeople
#HaveThePower
two women are standing next to each other and talking .
ALT: two women are standing next to each other and talking .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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I sometimes remember to set my house alarm AND I’m pretty proficient with my Nerf super soaker water blaster…please consider me as your next Secretary of Defense 🇺🇸
November 23, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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I’ve watched every episode of The Bear (so far), so I’m qualified to lead the Food and Drug Administration.
#TrumpsCabinet
#BlueCrew
Keep It Going 💙
November 24, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Wait it’s #Caturday
Does that mean
treats?
November 24, 2024 at 4:28 AM
I watched every episode of ER and I am prepared to lead Health and Human Services
#TrumpsCabinet
#BlueCrew
Keep It Going 💙
I watched every season of Law & Order SVU and I took the LSAT.

I am prepared to lead the Department of Justice 🫡
November 24, 2024 at 4:12 AM
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These Trump Cabinet nominations. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people
November 21, 2024 at 11:40 AM
Leak the Report

Pass it on
#Releasethereport
#Gaetz
November 21, 2024 at 1:38 AM
If your significant other starts a conversation with

“Here’s the thing”

I can guarantee it’s not just a thing
And you’re about to get schooled 💯
#Facts
#FunFacts
#Laugh
#LifeHack
November 20, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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And this, gentlefolk, is why we block Trumpists on sight.
November 20, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.
November 19, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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Ate all the cheese yesterday, it's raining today.

Ain't no sunshine when cheese gone.
November 18, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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Nine out of ten Amazon addictions can prob be traced back to the Scholastic Book Fair.
November 18, 2024 at 5:34 AM
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Dog PSA:
November 18, 2024 at 12:45 AM
I remember when he said 2 weeks and said he doesn’t take any responsibility at all
#ETTD
I remember reusing N95s and wearing trash bags as PPE.

I remember a refrigerated truck sitting in the hospital parking lot as a makeshift morgue because ours was overflowing.

But I mostly remember the public downplaying and ignoring COVID, because Trump did.
I mainly remember the 600,000 needless American deaths from these “incredible” Trump health policies.
November 18, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Our Institutions will not be able to fight for themselves
Pick one and be its biggest champion
Tell everyone what it will be like without it
Project2024

Me
I’m going for the department of education

Because nobody should be stupid
#resist
#Resistance
#notgoingback
November 17, 2024 at 3:27 AM