Lizzy Esq.
@lizzyraven.bsky.social
Save it for church on Sunday, Glenn. We already got the green light from legal.
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These A.I. commercials have convinced me to finally become a sad loser
February 9, 2026 at 5:13 AM
These A.I. commercials have convinced me to finally become a sad loser
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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Cry about it, loser.
February 6, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Cry about it, loser.
I won't post the screenshot of Trump's disgusting gutter racism but I'll note, again, that the best explanation for the entire Trump phenomenon is that for a good 40% of the American public a black guy becoming President had the equivalent cognitive impact of getting kicked in the head by a horse.
February 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I won't post the screenshot of Trump's disgusting gutter racism but I'll note, again, that the best explanation for the entire Trump phenomenon is that for a good 40% of the American public a black guy becoming President had the equivalent cognitive impact of getting kicked in the head by a horse.
American evangelicalism has always been a theological deadzone but it's really all out in the open now.
February 6, 2026 at 1:25 AM
American evangelicalism has always been a theological deadzone but it's really all out in the open now.
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
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Who could this be? Hmm…
February 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Who could this be? Hmm…
One of the most famous stories in the Bible is about God destroying a wall.
Q: Pope Leo cited Matthew 25:35 to critique Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda. How would you respond to Pope Leo in scripture?
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
February 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
One of the most famous stories in the Bible is about God destroying a wall.
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ME: Hey man, I live down the street. Can you please keep it down?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable.
ME: Huh?
EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ?
ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down.
EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable.
ME: Huh?
EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ?
ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down.
EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain
January 31, 2026 at 5:58 AM
ME: Hey man, I live down the street. Can you please keep it down?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable.
ME: Huh?
EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ?
ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down.
EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable.
ME: Huh?
EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ?
ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down.
EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain
Years ago an otherwise politically aligned friend got super annoyed with me for saying that Tusli Gabbard was a Russian asset and... well.
February 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Years ago an otherwise politically aligned friend got super annoyed with me for saying that Tusli Gabbard was a Russian asset and... well.
I don't know, man. On the one hand you have an unbroken line of apostolic succession tracing itself back to Jesus himself, but on the other hand there's a nihilistic couchophile, a sentient burlap sack full of earthworms, and a guy who makes footballs go through things.
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I don't know, man. On the one hand you have an unbroken line of apostolic succession tracing itself back to Jesus himself, but on the other hand there's a nihilistic couchophile, a sentient burlap sack full of earthworms, and a guy who makes footballs go through things.
The whites are at it again.
January 31, 2026 at 4:49 PM
The whites are at it again.
Gotta love the "Bullet enters body" phrasing that NYT uses every time a right wing terrorist attacks someone.
Car Hits High School Student in Nebraska During an Anti-ICE Protest
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January 30, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Gotta love the "Bullet enters body" phrasing that NYT uses every time a right wing terrorist attacks someone.
Sitting here trying to come up with an appropriate clip to post in honor of Catherine O'Hara and I can't choose one. She was a genius in every scene. Every single scene.
January 30, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Sitting here trying to come up with an appropriate clip to post in honor of Catherine O'Hara and I can't choose one. She was a genius in every scene. Every single scene.
Nobody is entitled to force you to participate in their mental illness. Kanye has gotten orders of magnitude more attention than he has ever deserved. I wish him well on his mental health journey but everyone should feel free to ignore him forever.
January 27, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Nobody is entitled to force you to participate in their mental illness. Kanye has gotten orders of magnitude more attention than he has ever deserved. I wish him well on his mental health journey but everyone should feel free to ignore him forever.
I am obliged to note the irony of ICE claiming that it was okay to kill that guy because he was carrying a gun three days after the Supreme Court heard arguments over whether states can prohibit people from carrying guns.
January 24, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I am obliged to note the irony of ICE claiming that it was okay to kill that guy because he was carrying a gun three days after the Supreme Court heard arguments over whether states can prohibit people from carrying guns.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
There's only one God, ma'am. And he doesn't tell teenagers to kill themselves.
January 23, 2026 at 3:43 PM
There's only one God, ma'am. And he doesn't tell teenagers to kill themselves.
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January 23, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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Maybe make a useful product you dick that's why we used to love tech you'll have a billion fans if your product doesn't suck shit
Jensen Huang of Nvidia, $NVDA, has said relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has done a lot of damage, per Techspot.
January 22, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Maybe make a useful product you dick that's why we used to love tech you'll have a billion fans if your product doesn't suck shit
Apostates vacate
Head of a rogue state
Designs on Greenland
'Cause you're a wee man
Thought somebody told ya
Get outta Minnesota
Terrorizing migrants
Time fore repentance
Extend some grace
If you want it from above
'Cause you never saw a face
That God didn't love
Head of a rogue state
Designs on Greenland
'Cause you're a wee man
Thought somebody told ya
Get outta Minnesota
Terrorizing migrants
Time fore repentance
Extend some grace
If you want it from above
'Cause you never saw a face
That God didn't love
January 21, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Apostates vacate
Head of a rogue state
Designs on Greenland
'Cause you're a wee man
Thought somebody told ya
Get outta Minnesota
Terrorizing migrants
Time fore repentance
Extend some grace
If you want it from above
'Cause you never saw a face
That God didn't love
Head of a rogue state
Designs on Greenland
'Cause you're a wee man
Thought somebody told ya
Get outta Minnesota
Terrorizing migrants
Time fore repentance
Extend some grace
If you want it from above
'Cause you never saw a face
That God didn't love
"Make Heaven Crowded" is certainly a normal thing to call an event and definitely not something a serial killer would have scrawled in blood on the wall of his basement.
January 21, 2026 at 3:31 PM
"Make Heaven Crowded" is certainly a normal thing to call an event and definitely not something a serial killer would have scrawled in blood on the wall of his basement.
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January 20, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 AM
CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES