Lizzy Esq.
@lizzyraven.bsky.social
Save it for church on Sunday, Glenn. We already got the green light from legal.
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Take it from a Filipino, even if you despise the current rulers of your country, you will live to regret the day the United States comes in to remove them
January 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Take it from a Filipino, even if you despise the current rulers of your country, you will live to regret the day the United States comes in to remove them
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my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hello I'm a loose truck tire barrelling down the freeway.
Hello I'm a loose truck tire barrelling down the freeway.
January 4, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hello I'm a loose truck tire barrelling down the freeway.
Hello I'm a loose truck tire barrelling down the freeway.
I'm not exaggerating in the slightest when I say that this country would be a lot better off if Yale Law School was shut down.
January 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I'm not exaggerating in the slightest when I say that this country would be a lot better off if Yale Law School was shut down.
People: We're tired of living in unprecedented times!
U.S. Government: We're illegally invading a country for oil again.
People: Wait no.
U.S. Government: We're illegally invading a country for oil again.
People: Wait no.
January 4, 2026 at 3:20 PM
People: We're tired of living in unprecedented times!
U.S. Government: We're illegally invading a country for oil again.
People: Wait no.
U.S. Government: We're illegally invading a country for oil again.
People: Wait no.
In the 90s you could call your band "Cherry Poppin' Daddies" and they'd still put you on the radio, but you couldn't call yourselves Green Jello.
January 3, 2026 at 1:35 AM
In the 90s you could call your band "Cherry Poppin' Daddies" and they'd still put you on the radio, but you couldn't call yourselves Green Jello.
Happy New Year! If you're looking for something to read in 2026 here's a reminder that I write fetish and fetishy erotica on the side. My work has been consistently well received by literary perverts. Amazon author page linked here:
www.amazon.com/stores/Eliza...
www.amazon.com/stores/Eliza...
January 1, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Happy New Year! If you're looking for something to read in 2026 here's a reminder that I write fetish and fetishy erotica on the side. My work has been consistently well received by literary perverts. Amazon author page linked here:
www.amazon.com/stores/Eliza...
www.amazon.com/stores/Eliza...
We should have left them off.
December 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
We should have left them off.
I FUCKING LOVE MULTIFACTOR AUTHENTICATION. I LOVE THE FACT THAT LOGGING INTO EVERY WEBSITE IS A HUGE PAIN IN THE ASS BECAUSE JOHN PODESTA FELL FOR A PHISHING ATTACK THAT ONE TIME.
December 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I FUCKING LOVE MULTIFACTOR AUTHENTICATION. I LOVE THE FACT THAT LOGGING INTO EVERY WEBSITE IS A HUGE PAIN IN THE ASS BECAUSE JOHN PODESTA FELL FOR A PHISHING ATTACK THAT ONE TIME.
"Hey Ron, what's that word for when a cake doesn't have flour in it?"
"Flourless?"
"No, it was creepier than that."
"Flourless?"
"No, it was creepier than that."
December 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"Hey Ron, what's that word for when a cake doesn't have flour in it?"
"Flourless?"
"No, it was creepier than that."
"Flourless?"
"No, it was creepier than that."
Chappelle Roan is a dummy. She's just very fundamentally not an intelligent person. And that's fine, you don't have to be smart to sing good and co-opt drag aesthetics, but she has a huge platform and a tendency to stridently express uninformed views, so she keeps getting into situations like this.
December 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Chappelle Roan is a dummy. She's just very fundamentally not an intelligent person. And that's fine, you don't have to be smart to sing good and co-opt drag aesthetics, but she has a huge platform and a tendency to stridently express uninformed views, so she keeps getting into situations like this.
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they have designed these machines to simulate human agents and they are constantly pitching the idea that these machines really *are* agents, but when one of these machines kills a person they say “you can’t hold them to account, they’re just machines, read the instructions”
In case you needed one more reason not to use AI …
The CEO of ChatGPT is blaming a teen’s suicide on his failure to follow the terms of service:
Adam Raine, 16, told ChatGPT he was suicidal and the AI bot told him his feelings were valid and even provided suggestions and detailed instructions.
The CEO of ChatGPT is blaming a teen’s suicide on his failure to follow the terms of service:
Adam Raine, 16, told ChatGPT he was suicidal and the AI bot told him his feelings were valid and even provided suggestions and detailed instructions.
OpenAI says teen's 'misuse' of ChatGPT is to blame for his suicide, because he broke the TOU: 'Users must comply with OpenAI's Usage Policies, which prohibit the use of ChatGPT for suicide or self-har...
The lawyer presenting Adam Raine's family calls the response "disturbing" and I have to agree.
www.pcgamer.com
December 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
they have designed these machines to simulate human agents and they are constantly pitching the idea that these machines really *are* agents, but when one of these machines kills a person they say “you can’t hold them to account, they’re just machines, read the instructions”
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AI sloppers (is that a term?) crying that their prompts are being stolen is more beautiful than anything AI could produce
December 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
AI sloppers (is that a term?) crying that their prompts are being stolen is more beautiful than anything AI could produce
Everyone should pose for at least one photo wearing a huge sombrero for when they die.
December 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Everyone should pose for at least one photo wearing a huge sombrero for when they die.
This is what drives me crazy about the "out of touch coastal elites" narrative. You'll find a larger swath of the American experience in a single block of Manhattan than you will in the entire state of Wyoming. Rural America is the bubble!
I do think probably the most influential demographic/cultural shift of the last decade or two is that rural America has become culturally and political homogenous practically overnight
December 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This is what drives me crazy about the "out of touch coastal elites" narrative. You'll find a larger swath of the American experience in a single block of Manhattan than you will in the entire state of Wyoming. Rural America is the bubble!
It's good for people, especially young people, to see how miserable Trump is. This is a man who has achieved unimaginable levels of wealth and power but can't experience a single ounce of joy, even on Christmas. It shows what happens when you pursue your goals through hatred, corruption and evil.
Trump spent Christmas Posting Over a Hundred Times on Truth Social
Someone was stirring at Mar-a-Lago.
www.motherjones.com
December 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It's good for people, especially young people, to see how miserable Trump is. This is a man who has achieved unimaginable levels of wealth and power but can't experience a single ounce of joy, even on Christmas. It shows what happens when you pursue your goals through hatred, corruption and evil.
Have they considered crying about it?
They Wanted a Conservative State. They Might Get a Democratic Representative Instead.
www.nytimes.com
December 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Have they considered crying about it?
In A Christmas Story, the only adult character that Ralphie doesn't tell about the BB gun is his dad, who buys it for him.
December 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
In A Christmas Story, the only adult character that Ralphie doesn't tell about the BB gun is his dad, who buys it for him.
I'm assuming she comes with the car?
December 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I'm assuming she comes with the car?
As the publishing industry devours itself with AI and throws money at Fettermans and Nuzzis, bored lawyers writing novels in their spare time will continue to be the backbone of American literature.
How a nearly 70-year-old debut novelist published 2025’s breakout hit
With virtually no marketing or social media presence, “Theo of Golden” somehow became a blockbuster.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
As the publishing industry devours itself with AI and throws money at Fettermans and Nuzzis, bored lawyers writing novels in their spare time will continue to be the backbone of American literature.
Remember to keep Christ in Christmas by:
1. Scattering the proud in their conceit.
2. Casting down the mighty from their thrones.
3. Lifting up the lowly.
4. Filling the hungry with good things.
5. Sending the rich away empty.
1. Scattering the proud in their conceit.
2. Casting down the mighty from their thrones.
3. Lifting up the lowly.
4. Filling the hungry with good things.
5. Sending the rich away empty.
December 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Remember to keep Christ in Christmas by:
1. Scattering the proud in their conceit.
2. Casting down the mighty from their thrones.
3. Lifting up the lowly.
4. Filling the hungry with good things.
5. Sending the rich away empty.
1. Scattering the proud in their conceit.
2. Casting down the mighty from their thrones.
3. Lifting up the lowly.
4. Filling the hungry with good things.
5. Sending the rich away empty.
It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve.
December 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve.