@eyvinnie.bsky.social
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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You have discovered a planet. It is through the lookingglass. A porpoise-like thing lives there and burrows over the cliffs. I want to stargaze there.
December 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
You have discovered a planet. It is through the lookingglass. A porpoise-like thing lives there and burrows over the cliffs. I want to stargaze there.
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#DiscoElysium
when did you get so cool, kim?
when did you get so cool, kim?
December 27, 2025 at 10:12 AM
#DiscoElysium
when did you get so cool, kim?
when did you get so cool, kim?
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“Fuck you all, and fuck me as well. Merry Christmas. Check your bathroom now.”
December 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
“Fuck you all, and fuck me as well. Merry Christmas. Check your bathroom now.”
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Hula Hoop Genius.
フラフープの天才ですっ☆
フラフープの天才ですっ☆
December 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Hula Hoop Genius.
フラフープの天才ですっ☆
フラフープの天才ですっ☆
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my name is cow
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
my name is cow
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
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June 13, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
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REPORT: Lookups of 'frankincense' and 'myrrh' are up 3200% from this time last month.
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
REPORT: Lookups of 'frankincense' and 'myrrh' are up 3200% from this time last month.
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“Hello. Scroll down to see boobs.”
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
“Hello. Scroll down to see boobs.”
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They have discovered a planet. It is hot pink and polished. It is speckled with starshine. If there are concierges there, you could watch the sunset.
December 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
They have discovered a planet. It is hot pink and polished. It is speckled with starshine. If there are concierges there, you could watch the sunset.
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“I am not hungry now,” said the Dark Frog. “I have eaten too many tasty frog children. But after I jump rope one hundred times, I will be hungry again. Then I will eat YOU!”
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
“I am not hungry now,” said the Dark Frog. “I have eaten too many tasty frog children. But after I jump rope one hundred times, I will be hungry again. Then I will eat YOU!”
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I have to tell you officer, I don't appreciate *ironic* titles. Other officers will have to use this as reference. If it's 'IDIOT', or 'COCK FINGER'... They're not going to *get* it. They're going to think: an idiot and a cock finger were on this case. So -- do you have something less *funny*?
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I have to tell you officer, I don't appreciate *ironic* titles. Other officers will have to use this as reference. If it's 'IDIOT', or 'COCK FINGER'... They're not going to *get* it. They're going to think: an idiot and a cock finger were on this case. So -- do you have something less *funny*?
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walking my fish
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
walking my fish
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Chiitan is a good girl so she will help you.
お手伝いが大好きですっ☆
お手伝いが大好きですっ☆
October 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Chiitan is a good girl so she will help you.
お手伝いが大好きですっ☆
お手伝いが大好きですっ☆
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could i make it any more obvious
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
could i make it any more obvious
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Oh! That's actually what *I* was thinking -- THE HANGED MAN. I like that. A good, strong name. We have a very good name for the case now. I'm going to start calling it THE HANGED MAN. It's good we sorted this out.
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Oh! That's actually what *I* was thinking -- THE HANGED MAN. I like that. A good, strong name. We have a very good name for the case now. I'm going to start calling it THE HANGED MAN. It's good we sorted this out.
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We have discovered a planet. It is a planet lacking torment or anguish. Forest green rocks cover the ground. Perhaps one day we will learn there.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 AM
We have discovered a planet. It is a planet lacking torment or anguish. Forest green rocks cover the ground. Perhaps one day we will learn there.
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Pope Leo absolutely cooking
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Pope Leo absolutely cooking
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November 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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I'm voting a full moose-like being slate this year
You have discovered a planet. A moose-like being lives there and drinks cinnamon cakes. It is too far, yet near.
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I'm voting a full moose-like being slate this year
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Celebrating the Great Gonzo this week! #TheMuppets70
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Celebrating the Great Gonzo this week! #TheMuppets70
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I've been bad and I want someone to abuse me.
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I've been bad and I want someone to abuse me.
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(Pretend you're a pig stuck in a cage.) Help, let me out. I don't want to DIE!
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 AM
(Pretend you're a pig stuck in a cage.) Help, let me out. I don't want to DIE!
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Actually -- there is a shortage of people who talk to us in a normal, calm, informative manner.
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Actually -- there is a shortage of people who talk to us in a normal, calm, informative manner.