Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi
@kimquotesuragi.bsky.social
Franconigerian knights. I used to be very serious about these guys.
February 15, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Franconigerian knights. I used to be very serious about these guys.
Detective, before you answer that, I urge you to weigh your words *extremely* carefully.
February 14, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Detective, before you answer that, I urge you to weigh your words *extremely* carefully.
I worked as one of these *Processing guys* for a year. They are butchers and clowns. I once saw twenty CODs go misidentified in one week. Chances are slim to none that they'll find anything useful in processing.
February 14, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I worked as one of these *Processing guys* for a year. They are butchers and clowns. I once saw twenty CODs go misidentified in one week. Chances are slim to none that they'll find anything useful in processing.
Have you tried concentrating on something other than your personal affairs?
February 14, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Have you tried concentrating on something other than your personal affairs?
*Cretin Cop*... -- they like that word -- ...*Saws The Branch He's Sitting On (Literally)*. *Local Children Report Corpse Mutilation*.
February 14, 2026 at 12:20 PM
*Cretin Cop*... -- they like that word -- ...*Saws The Branch He's Sitting On (Literally)*. *Local Children Report Corpse Mutilation*.
The streets will not flow red with anything. Who are you?
February 14, 2026 at 9:20 AM
The streets will not flow red with anything. Who are you?
The streets will not flow red with anything. Who are you?
February 14, 2026 at 6:20 AM
The streets will not flow red with anything. Who are you?
If you ever dare do anything like that again -- even close to it -- I will have you sanctioned. That was abhorrent.
February 14, 2026 at 3:20 AM
If you ever dare do anything like that again -- even close to it -- I will have you sanctioned. That was abhorrent.
He's actually *not* wanted for murder. We just want to talk with him.
February 14, 2026 at 12:20 AM
He's actually *not* wanted for murder. We just want to talk with him.
Sunrise, Parabellum. Sunrise, Prepare-for-War. It's an old revolutionary saying.
February 13, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Sunrise, Parabellum. Sunrise, Prepare-for-War. It's an old revolutionary saying.
Listen, detective. I want you to consider, at least for a moment, the possibility that *your actual responsibility lies down here*...
February 13, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Listen, detective. I want you to consider, at least for a moment, the possibility that *your actual responsibility lies down here*...
Historically, leeches have been used to prevent and even cure many ailments...
February 13, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Historically, leeches have been used to prevent and even cure many ailments...
Don't be dramatic. I can see your condition isn't terminal.
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Don't be dramatic. I can see your condition isn't terminal.
*Cretin Cop*... -- they like that word -- ...*Saws The Branch He's Sitting On (Literally)*. *Local Children Report Corpse Mutilation*.
February 13, 2026 at 9:20 AM
*Cretin Cop*... -- they like that word -- ...*Saws The Branch He's Sitting On (Literally)*. *Local Children Report Corpse Mutilation*.
You fired a gun at a little girl. I think I've got a *little* bit of wiggling room here.
February 13, 2026 at 6:20 AM
You fired a gun at a little girl. I think I've got a *little* bit of wiggling room here.
Fine. I'm Kim 'Pinball' Kitsuragi. AKA The Kimball. You remembered -- congratulations.
February 13, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Fine. I'm Kim 'Pinball' Kitsuragi. AKA The Kimball. You remembered -- congratulations.
Anyway, that's for the cryptozoologists to figure out now. *We're* not cryptozoologists -- we're cops.
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Anyway, that's for the cryptozoologists to figure out now. *We're* not cryptozoologists -- we're cops.
This is the Coupris Kineema, my motor carriage. You can use the toolbox and the radio if you'd like.
February 12, 2026 at 9:20 PM
This is the Coupris Kineema, my motor carriage. You can use the toolbox and the radio if you'd like.
I know exactly what you meant. You think my *kind* doesn't belong here. That I should *watch myself* and *behave*.
February 12, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I know exactly what you meant. You think my *kind* doesn't belong here. That I should *watch myself* and *behave*.
While we cannot say for certain right *now*, we *will* find out.
February 12, 2026 at 3:20 PM
While we cannot say for certain right *now*, we *will* find out.
So basically your *hangover* is telling you she's down there?
February 12, 2026 at 12:20 PM
So basically your *hangover* is telling you she's down there?
Your name is Harrier Du Bois, not 'Icebreaker'.
February 12, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Your name is Harrier Du Bois, not 'Icebreaker'.
It's always good to have a police officer who can see and feel.
February 12, 2026 at 6:20 AM
It's always good to have a police officer who can see and feel.
Truly -- a lot of legwork. My partner *adores* these kinds of things...
February 12, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Truly -- a lot of legwork. My partner *adores* these kinds of things...
I think we should take the picture -- and then you should *back away* from the unstudied species.
February 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I think we should take the picture -- and then you should *back away* from the unstudied species.