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Mom. Lawyer. Extroverted introvert. Fast talker and speed walker. Fluent in Taylor Swift lyrics and 90s country.
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Spotted Luigi at the Bexar County Courthouse. The tide is turning
December 14, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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I'm sure unlike every single other manifesto, this one will sort everything out.
December 9, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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pete hegseth doesn't want women to serve in combat roles yet he has his mother out here fighting his battles....
December 5, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Yes! This!
I’ll not be pretending to be broken up about ceo dudes death just as none of you pretended to be broken up about everyone who died after his company denied them care
December 5, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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For anyone running law or vaccine-related starter packs: Dorit should be in there.
If you want to understand concerns about the anti-vaccine movement, watch Shot in the Arm from - now it's free. Talking to scientists, advocates, and including quotes from anti-vaccine leaders, it shows the misinformation and the dangers.
www.pbs.org/show/shot-in...
Shot in the Arm
SHOT IN THE ARM explores vaccine hesitancy historically and in the context of Covid-19.
www.pbs.org
November 28, 2024 at 4:03 AM
oh, what a relief
BREAKING:

House Speaker Mike Johnson announces that male Republicans neutered by Donald Trump may continue to use the men's bathrooms.
November 20, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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“A central pillar of American democracy is that no man is above the law. But Mr. Trump isn’t an ordinary man.”
a man with a crown on his head and a cane
ALT: a man with a crown on his head and a cane
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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i'm wearing a dress with a big pleated skirt of heavy fabric and you know your girl is swishing around this office like the phantom of the opera
November 19, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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NEW: 3 more LA sheriff's deputies have been relieved of duty over this WILD investigation into a crypto mogul who allegedly hired cops to do crimes for him

Even wilder: He allegedly spent his ill-gotten gains on leg-lengthening surgery that he now needs reversed www.latimes.com/california/s...
Crypto 'godfather' of Bel-Air: Probe widens into L.A. deputies' alleged links to mogul
At least six L.A. County sheriff's deputies have been relieved of duty amid an investigation into their work for a 24-year-old cryptocurrency entrepreneur accused of extortion and hiding millions of d...
www.latimes.com
November 18, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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Hey Bluesky 👋
November 17, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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Lists of US House and Senate members on Bluesky for the 119th Congress.

US House
bsky.app/profile/did:...

US Senate
bsky.app/profile/did:...

I went through lists of all 535 and manually tried each one as well as some variations to find them.

Useful? @aoc.bsky.social
@juliemason.bsky.social
November 17, 2024 at 5:48 AM
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Betty White will once again grace Americans' lives, not on TV, but on your mail. The US Postal Service will honor the beloved American TV icon with her own stamp next year. cnn.it/4hUbv8c
November 16, 2024 at 10:33 PM
💯 🥱🥱
Wow what a year this week has been
November 16, 2024 at 6:36 AM
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His favorite artist is Drake so I hope Tyson beats him like Kendrick Lamar beat Drake
November 16, 2024 at 4:57 AM
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I got bluesky verified! And you can too!

All you have to do is add a text record to your DNS so it can handle multiple slurp juices, but DO NOT put any of your ape .jpgs at risk of disappearing.

bsky.social/about/blog/4...
How to set your domain as your handle - Bluesky
Using a domain as your handle helps with account identity, verification, and portability. Here's how to set your domain as your handle.
bsky.social
November 16, 2024 at 4:38 AM
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This is the fight I’ve been hoping to see: actual conservatives vs. MAGA on the merits
November 16, 2024 at 5:01 AM
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Am I the only one who remembers that Mike Tyson's wife accused him of physically abusing her? Because that's what I think of anytime I see him.
November 15, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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But it was OUR event all together and I love you guys 🥹
“What was the first major BlueSky sporting event?”

“We watched an elderly Mike Tyson fight a YouTube influencer on a busted stream.”
November 16, 2024 at 5:35 AM
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The orange bastard is announcing all these insane nominations in quick succession because he’s trying to bludgeon the whole nation into stunned acceptance.
November 14, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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Girl, same.
November 14, 2024 at 10:55 PM
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Imagine being Elon right now watching even RFK Jr get offered a real job and you’re stuck on a playdate with Vivek in a Fisher price government department play set.
November 14, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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Justice Department Concurs With Matt Gaetz Defense That 17-Year-Olds Pretty Much Ready To Roll
theonion.com/justice-depa...
November 13, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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Good morning.

Word of the Day is as beautiful as it is underused. ‘Confelicity’ is finding joy in the happiness and success of others.
November 14, 2024 at 7:43 AM
Let’s do it
I have an idea for a 14th Amendment style omnibus amendment to deal with the Trump Problem

1) constitutional limits on the pardon power
2) establishing president’s criminal liability/ending immunity
3) amending the contingent election process
4) establishing sections 2 & 3 of 14th as self executing
Alright, Bluesky - seems pretty obvious that the US Constitution is no longer fit for purpose.

You're in charge of amending it. What do you propose?
November 14, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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Posted for no particular reason today: Hitler looking serious, wearing a business suit (no uniform, no swastika), meeting with President Hindenburg shortly after becoming chancellor on 30 January 1933. The German republic was handed over to a fascist authoritarian with the utmost civility.
November 13, 2024 at 5:53 PM