JaxEsq
@jaxesq.bsky.social
Attorney at Garlic Bread (not your attorney). Attractive Nuisance ⚖️ formerly lawtwitter. Movies, horror, Disney, puns, 90s McDonald’s toys, Swiftie since 07, general Nerd Extraordinaire™️
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JaxEsq
@jaxesq.bsky.social
· Nov 10
Guess I should make my bio make sense again as I am now, as I was on the That Other Hellscape, an attorney at garlic bread.
And weird facts probably about weird birds.
October 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
And weird facts probably about weird birds.
Being an in-house attorney can be best illustrated by this meme
October 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Being an in-house attorney can be best illustrated by this meme
Oh hi. Been a minute on here. What did I miss?
September 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Oh hi. Been a minute on here. What did I miss?
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It’s been quite a day, so cheers from happy hour
June 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It’s been quite a day, so cheers from happy hour
Squad goals
May 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Squad goals
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This account just posts food at British football stadiums and it's the most upsetting shit I've ever seen
May 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Happy Monday from me and my emotional support pile of unread books
May 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Happy Monday from me and my emotional support pile of unread books
The Office episode “Scott’s Tots” was the cringiest thing I’ve sat through watching… until I heard the texts between Karen Read and Brian Higgins.
a woman in a black dress says awkward in front of a grammy trophy
ALT: a woman in a black dress says awkward in front of a grammy trophy
media.tenor.com
May 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The Office episode “Scott’s Tots” was the cringiest thing I’ve sat through watching… until I heard the texts between Karen Read and Brian Higgins.
Perhaps they should about the prehistoric lizards.
May 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Perhaps they should about the prehistoric lizards.
About to see this and it’s like one of the last days to see this in theaters around here apparently - solo date it is 😊
April 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
About to see this and it’s like one of the last days to see this in theaters around here apparently - solo date it is 😊
And here’s Tyrion on his forever home day! I’ll only ever get rescues from now on, they are such great pets.
April 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
And here’s Tyrion on his forever home day! I’ll only ever get rescues from now on, they are such great pets.
Prosecutor in Karen Read reminded me today exactly why I hated litigation. The attorneys that just are rude and difficult for funsies are the worst.
April 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Prosecutor in Karen Read reminded me today exactly why I hated litigation. The attorneys that just are rude and difficult for funsies are the worst.
One thing about me is I will always stop and watch this clip with sound on when it comes across my feed.
April 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
One thing about me is I will always stop and watch this clip with sound on when it comes across my feed.
God I’m such a nerd. Watching coverage of the Idaho murders motions and loving it, while doing my lawyer job.
I like this judge very much.
*Not loving that it happened but loving listening to the arguments.
I like this judge very much.
*Not loving that it happened but loving listening to the arguments.
April 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
God I’m such a nerd. Watching coverage of the Idaho murders motions and loving it, while doing my lawyer job.
I like this judge very much.
*Not loving that it happened but loving listening to the arguments.
I like this judge very much.
*Not loving that it happened but loving listening to the arguments.
But Your Honor, they set a Teams meeting with 10 minutes’ notice then didn’t even join it.
April 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
But Your Honor, they set a Teams meeting with 10 minutes’ notice then didn’t even join it.
But Your Honor, they Microsoft Teams messaged me with “Hello” and nothing else first thing on a Monday morning.
April 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
But Your Honor, they Microsoft Teams messaged me with “Hello” and nothing else first thing on a Monday morning.
Trigger warning on weight loss for some:
I’ve lost ~6 lbs on my healthy eating. Today I ate some bread with cheese and feel suuuuuper guilty. Talk me down 🥺
I’ve lost ~6 lbs on my healthy eating. Today I ate some bread with cheese and feel suuuuuper guilty. Talk me down 🥺
April 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Trigger warning on weight loss for some:
I’ve lost ~6 lbs on my healthy eating. Today I ate some bread with cheese and feel suuuuuper guilty. Talk me down 🥺
I’ve lost ~6 lbs on my healthy eating. Today I ate some bread with cheese and feel suuuuuper guilty. Talk me down 🥺
Just nabbed tickets to see Hamilton for the first time with my best friend’s little sister who is basically my little sister and y’all I am 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
April 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Just nabbed tickets to see Hamilton for the first time with my best friend’s little sister who is basically my little sister and y’all I am 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
It’s Friday afternoon and I’ve once again hit the level of delusion that makes me believe I should start posting on TikTok and updating my public instagram.
April 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It’s Friday afternoon and I’ve once again hit the level of delusion that makes me believe I should start posting on TikTok and updating my public instagram.
BAHAHA
"Instead of accepting the loss like the unbothered rap artist he often claims to be, he has sued his own record label in a misguided attempt to salve his wounds."
UMG has moved to dismiss Drake's lawsuit over Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us."
UMG has moved to dismiss Drake's lawsuit over Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us."
March 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
BAHAHA
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No. Christians feel persecuted because there is a vast media apparatus telling them that they are persecuted. There is no evidence whatsoever of large-scale discrimination against Christians in this country.
Interesting story that gets to the heart of why many Christians feel persecuted in the U.S.: The secular elite find many of their views abhorrent and uncouth
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/06/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/06/u...
March 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
No. Christians feel persecuted because there is a vast media apparatus telling them that they are persecuted. There is no evidence whatsoever of large-scale discrimination against Christians in this country.
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The PERKINS COIE law firm spits hot fire in its suit against Trump’s executive order aimed at punishing the firm.
Strongly recommend reading the first 10 paragraphs of the “WHAT THIS CASE IS ABOUT” section.
(h/t @mikescarcella.bsky.social)
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Strongly recommend reading the first 10 paragraphs of the “WHAT THIS CASE IS ABOUT” section.
(h/t @mikescarcella.bsky.social)
fingfx.thomsonreuters.com/gfx/legaldoc...
March 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Feelin fugly then someone compliments my eyeballs
a man with a skeleton mask on his face is wearing a tan shirt
ALT: a man with a skeleton mask on his face is wearing a tan shirt
media.tenor.com
March 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Feelin fugly then someone compliments my eyeballs