JaxEsq
@jaxesq.bsky.social
Attorney at Garlic Bread (not your attorney). Attractive Nuisance ⚖️ formerly lawtwitter. Movies, horror, Disney, puns, 90s McDonald’s toys, Swiftie since 07, general Nerd Extraordinaire™️
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Being an in-house attorney can be best illustrated by this meme
October 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Being an in-house attorney can be best illustrated by this meme
Oh hi. Been a minute on here. What did I miss?
September 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Oh hi. Been a minute on here. What did I miss?
It’s been quite a day, so cheers from happy hour
June 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It’s been quite a day, so cheers from happy hour
Happy Monday from me and my emotional support pile of unread books
May 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Happy Monday from me and my emotional support pile of unread books
About to see this and it’s like one of the last days to see this in theaters around here apparently - solo date it is 😊
April 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
About to see this and it’s like one of the last days to see this in theaters around here apparently - solo date it is 😊
And here’s Tyrion on his forever home day! I’ll only ever get rescues from now on, they are such great pets.
April 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
And here’s Tyrion on his forever home day! I’ll only ever get rescues from now on, they are such great pets.
Crème brûlée churro and coffee. Breakfast of champions.
March 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Crème brûlée churro and coffee. Breakfast of champions.
Me stealing “genetic misfire” despite it not being a meme
March 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Me stealing “genetic misfire” despite it not being a meme
Babe come quick a new mental health coping mechanism just dropped
March 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Babe come quick a new mental health coping mechanism just dropped
Tried teal eyeliner today
February 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Tried teal eyeliner today
Imagine possessing this much audacity
February 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Imagine possessing this much audacity
Channeling the 90s today, partially because I miss the days when a president was impeached for… you know… things they do wrong.
February 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Channeling the 90s today, partially because I miss the days when a president was impeached for… you know… things they do wrong.
Whatever. It’s still a good time to have champagne.
February 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Whatever. It’s still a good time to have champagne.
Okay please humor my selfish/vulnerable question for a min.
People who know hair growth - the pic on the left is from fixing a botched hair cut and color 1 year ago. My hair completely broke off from bleach. The pic on the right is now. Does it look like actual growth is going on? I’m frustrated.
People who know hair growth - the pic on the left is from fixing a botched hair cut and color 1 year ago. My hair completely broke off from bleach. The pic on the right is now. Does it look like actual growth is going on? I’m frustrated.
February 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Okay please humor my selfish/vulnerable question for a min.
People who know hair growth - the pic on the left is from fixing a botched hair cut and color 1 year ago. My hair completely broke off from bleach. The pic on the right is now. Does it look like actual growth is going on? I’m frustrated.
People who know hair growth - the pic on the left is from fixing a botched hair cut and color 1 year ago. My hair completely broke off from bleach. The pic on the right is now. Does it look like actual growth is going on? I’m frustrated.
If music is your therapy, who is your therapist?
I need one therapist for when I want comfort and one when I want to wake up and choose violence. And their conjoint therapy is 🔥
I need one therapist for when I want comfort and one when I want to wake up and choose violence. And their conjoint therapy is 🔥
February 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If music is your therapy, who is your therapist?
I need one therapist for when I want comfort and one when I want to wake up and choose violence. And their conjoint therapy is 🔥
I need one therapist for when I want comfort and one when I want to wake up and choose violence. And their conjoint therapy is 🔥
The post-Super Bowl memes do not disappoint
February 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The post-Super Bowl memes do not disappoint
My anxiety is in overdrive today so I’m just sitting at my desk like this
February 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My anxiety is in overdrive today so I’m just sitting at my desk like this
This phone game ad cracks me up like I am so sad I can’t sit between Timoty and Beyons
February 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This phone game ad cracks me up like I am so sad I can’t sit between Timoty and Beyons
Pretty sure this vase in an Amazon ad I got is sassing me.
February 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Pretty sure this vase in an Amazon ad I got is sassing me.