Neon Genesis Ivermectin
@excessively.online
Homie what set you from
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!
December 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Oftentimes when a person says something is “cool and good” it is not cool at all
December 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Oftentimes when a person says something is “cool and good” it is not cool at all
Made the mistake of holding my tongue when friends started getting motorcycles and now one of them is lucky to be alive. We owe it to our friends to bully each other into normal midlife crisis hobbies like setting up a homelab or painting 40k figurines.
December 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Made the mistake of holding my tongue when friends started getting motorcycles and now one of them is lucky to be alive. We owe it to our friends to bully each other into normal midlife crisis hobbies like setting up a homelab or painting 40k figurines.
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Today I got to commute 3 hours for the privilege of doing the exact same shit I've been doing from home for 5+ years. I'm starting to think these RTO mandates aren't actually in workers' best interests!
December 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Today I got to commute 3 hours for the privilege of doing the exact same shit I've been doing from home for 5+ years. I'm starting to think these RTO mandates aren't actually in workers' best interests!
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I hate the way the AI chatbots and assistants talk, which has obviously been engineered to put me, a millennial, at ease. Shut the fuck up. You misunderstand everything about me. It’s like when the YouTube algorithm recommends me Sleep Token
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I hate the way the AI chatbots and assistants talk, which has obviously been engineered to put me, a millennial, at ease. Shut the fuck up. You misunderstand everything about me. It’s like when the YouTube algorithm recommends me Sleep Token
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
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expedition 33 is going to win every single category at the geoff keighley game awards, but dont let that fool you, its not actually that bad
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
expedition 33 is going to win every single category at the geoff keighley game awards, but dont let that fool you, its not actually that bad
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
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My trailer for a nostalgia-drenched, unfunny family-focused Austin Powers reboot, ala Ghostbusters: faint orchestral rendition of that bossa nova song. A kid wearing the glasses discovering a dusty Swedish penis pump in an attic. Liz Hurley in old lady makeup saying "Your grandpa..was very horny.."
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My trailer for a nostalgia-drenched, unfunny family-focused Austin Powers reboot, ala Ghostbusters: faint orchestral rendition of that bossa nova song. A kid wearing the glasses discovering a dusty Swedish penis pump in an attic. Liz Hurley in old lady makeup saying "Your grandpa..was very horny.."
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Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
u 'avin a poo, m8?
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
u 'avin a poo, m8?
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term 1 headline: pelosi crossing her arms as trump called the women's march "hysterical" is EVERYTHING
term 2 headline: should you get on the extermination camp bus willingly? legal experts can't agree.
term 2 headline: should you get on the extermination camp bus willingly? legal experts can't agree.
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
term 1 headline: pelosi crossing her arms as trump called the women's march "hysterical" is EVERYTHING
term 2 headline: should you get on the extermination camp bus willingly? legal experts can't agree.
term 2 headline: should you get on the extermination camp bus willingly? legal experts can't agree.
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I dropped 75lbs on jenny craig and she died
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I dropped 75lbs on jenny craig and she died
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.
Heated exchange between banana and hot dog in mosh pit
November 1, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Heated exchange between banana and hot dog in mosh pit
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ok ceasefire back on agaaaiiiinnn startiiiiiiinnnng (killing a hundred people) now
October 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
ok ceasefire back on agaaaiiiinnn startiiiiiiinnnng (killing a hundred people) now
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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they don't have guns in England because they can't be trusted to not come up with silly names for them
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
they don't have guns in England because they can't be trusted to not come up with silly names for them
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David Lynch: You're not just trying to get on the show are you
Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir
Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir
May 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
David Lynch: You're not just trying to get on the show are you
Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir
Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir