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pikachu at the buffet
March 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
pikachu at the buffet
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*holds the baby*
February 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
*holds the baby*
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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
February 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
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Having the fellas over for a kitty appreciation party. Photo from my collection, 1953.
February 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Having the fellas over for a kitty appreciation party. Photo from my collection, 1953.
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psyduck is so cute in his little scarf!
February 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
psyduck is so cute in his little scarf!
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he loves his soup!
February 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
he loves his soup!
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January 31, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back
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January 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back
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every single day I drink 200 mg of caffeine without eating and then wonder why my stomach is jacked up
January 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
every single day I drink 200 mg of caffeine without eating and then wonder why my stomach is jacked up
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my biggest hobby is opening a can of seltzer, taking one sip, and then completely forgetting it exists
January 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
my biggest hobby is opening a can of seltzer, taking one sip, and then completely forgetting it exists
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I should check if I still have that lobotomy Groupon
January 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I should check if I still have that lobotomy Groupon
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should’ve never called me a fat ass kelly price!!!!
January 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
should’ve never called me a fat ass kelly price!!!!
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me: what kind of animal is that
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
January 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
me: what kind of animal is that
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
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I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
January 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
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Ain't Right (2022)
November 28, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Ain't Right (2022)
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Policy idea: one four-day weekend each month
November 28, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Policy idea: one four-day weekend each month
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Diva. 💅 Postcard from my collection, mailed 1916.
November 28, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Diva. 💅 Postcard from my collection, mailed 1916.
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[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
November 22, 2024 at 10:32 AM
[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
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Art by Herta Burbe
November 21, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Art by Herta Burbe