Ewan
@ewan12.bsky.social
Scottish Angeleno & burrito aficionado 🌯.
For those following along at home:
Partick🇧🇪Thistle ⚽️, Las Vegas☠️Raiders 🏈, San Diego Padres ⚾️, SDSU Aztecs 🏈, Geelong Cats 🇦🇺🏉, and Scotland 🏴⚽️.
Seems quite pleasant over here.
For those following along at home:
Partick🇧🇪Thistle ⚽️, Las Vegas☠️Raiders 🏈, San Diego Padres ⚾️, SDSU Aztecs 🏈, Geelong Cats 🇦🇺🏉, and Scotland 🏴⚽️.
Seems quite pleasant over here.
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Every single Democratic senator that votes to cave on this should be immediately ejected from the party, and the national party should immediately start running primary candidates in their districts.
There is no bipartisanship possible with traitors and fascists. You either fight, or die.
There is no bipartisanship possible with traitors and fascists. You either fight, or die.
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Every single Democratic senator that votes to cave on this should be immediately ejected from the party, and the national party should immediately start running primary candidates in their districts.
There is no bipartisanship possible with traitors and fascists. You either fight, or die.
There is no bipartisanship possible with traitors and fascists. You either fight, or die.
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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Trump, Musk, Rubio, mass murderers all www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...
June 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Trump, Musk, Rubio, mass murderers all www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...
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Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸
June 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸
Calling my dad near the end of his day-long volunteer shift at the Okmulgee Baptist Village car show to tell him Rose brought Sneako
Mayor Adams says conservative influencer/OnlyFans model Amber Rose brought Sneako, the streamer accused of antisemitism, to Gracie Mansion. Adams wanted his son to meet Rose and Rose brought Sneako. The mayor's reps claimed yesterday to not know who invited Sneako. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/16/n...
June 18, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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when no one attends your shitty dictator parade
June 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
when no one attends your shitty dictator parade
Today’s interweb socials winner
June 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Today’s interweb socials winner
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If you need a breather from all this bullshit, here's a photo of Earth.
From Saturn.
We're that slightly brighter star at centre right.
From Saturn.
We're that slightly brighter star at centre right.
June 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If you need a breather from all this bullshit, here's a photo of Earth.
From Saturn.
We're that slightly brighter star at centre right.
From Saturn.
We're that slightly brighter star at centre right.
Must see TV.
June 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Must see TV.
Pack of c**ts.
As of today, Elon Musk is thought to be responsible for the death of 300,000 adults and kids due to the illegal closure of USAID (source: www.impactcounter.com/dashboard?vi...)
That's a 103 deaths per hour, each day. And it will get worse.
His legacy is one of death, destruction, and failure.
That's a 103 deaths per hour, each day. And it will get worse.
His legacy is one of death, destruction, and failure.
May 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Pack of c**ts.
Don’t dismiss the punter.
They have a lot of time on the sideline to figure shit out.
They have a lot of time on the sideline to figure shit out.
About to write a doctoral thesis on the century of American politics that took place over Easter weekend of 2025
- the president posting falsified evidence to deny due process
- the secretary of defense leaking classified information for a second time
- a congressional rep posting a public meltdown
- the president posting falsified evidence to deny due process
- the secretary of defense leaking classified information for a second time
- a congressional rep posting a public meltdown
April 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Don’t dismiss the punter.
They have a lot of time on the sideline to figure shit out.
They have a lot of time on the sideline to figure shit out.
Another must-follow account.
Biblical scholars now believe that if Jesus had covered up his gang tattoos, he might’ve avoided crucifixion.
April 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Another must-follow account.
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This segment from @maryannefranks.bsky.social is an incredibly tight argument that captures the breadth of the Trump assault on free speech perfectly and in less than a minute.
Spread it far and wide.
Spread it far and wide.
WOW. Watch a constitutional law expert completely DEBUNK Republicans’ censorship crusade, while articulating exactly how Donald Trump is threatening freedom of speech. 🔥
March 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This segment from @maryannefranks.bsky.social is an incredibly tight argument that captures the breadth of the Trump assault on free speech perfectly and in less than a minute.
Spread it far and wide.
Spread it far and wide.
Today’s winner:
it’s only cloture if it comes from the Clôture region, otherwise it’s just sparkling capitulation
March 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Today’s winner:
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Don’t look up!
At the moment, mansion-sized Asteroid 2024-YR4 has a one-in-fifty chance of hitting Earth in the next eight years.
Now might be a bad time to reduce spending on Science. Just sayin’.
Now might be a bad time to reduce spending on Science. Just sayin’.
February 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Don’t look up!
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[the statue of liberty looks at the camera] THE ARISTOCRATS!
February 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
[the statue of liberty looks at the camera] THE ARISTOCRATS!
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Folks trying to save USAID are trying to counterprogram Musk's $40 million Super Bowl ad. They're asking everyone to share this video as widely as you can today: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqUE...
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Folks trying to save USAID are trying to counterprogram Musk's $40 million Super Bowl ad. They're asking everyone to share this video as widely as you can today: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqUE...
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This is very good
February 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This is very good
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For those of you who didn't get Elon's ever-so-subtle Sieg Heil, Tesla is announcing the release to the Swasticar.
January 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
For those of you who didn't get Elon's ever-so-subtle Sieg Heil, Tesla is announcing the release to the Swasticar.
This account is a must follow / coping mechanism.
We wanted to understand the economic rationale for buying Greenland. So we talked to three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Jersey Mike's in Toms River.
January 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This account is a must follow / coping mechanism.
Hashtag Geography. 🤦🏻♂️
As of right now, Beverly Hills is completely unaffected by the fires.
Trump: I know those areas very well. I have many friends living in those houses. That is a true tragedy. Nobody ever thought -- I mean virtually Beverly Hills and areas around Beverly an are being decimated.
January 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Hashtag Geography. 🤦🏻♂️
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