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kristin evelyn
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I’m another writer. Always strange, always fancy. A woman of great taste. I’ve had posters brain since AOL and yes I will donate it to science.
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If you like my half-formed thoughts here, you might like my fully-formed fiction. Most recent work is the interactive novel Scandal Notes:

www.choiceofgames.com/hearts-choic...
Scandal Notes
Find glamor, glitz, gossip, and love in 1920s London! You and your friends are the talk of the town—but will a malicious journalist turn the tables?
www.choiceofgames.com
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My friends. You can now preorder my new chapbook, HEAVENS TO BETSY. It's all about a recent time when I ran into the street to stop a pug from being smashed to death by a dump truck. www.cutbankonline.org?utm_source=i...
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This is real genius. I’m doing this. Will also work on parallel universe me, too, I’m assuming. Anyway, I’ve got mine now.
I have a private code phrase known to no one but myself that I will use to verify it's really me if I ever meet my past or future self via time travel.
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Listen I’ve read some bad erotica in my chosen profession

but
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Just watched the trailers for Sunrise on the Reaping and The Moment back to back and my ADHD ass shot into the stratosphere so hard I had to pace my living room for five minutes straight
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My day job requires me to order a lot of anatomy models and I like to amuse myself and annoy my colleagues by leaving messages in an ominous tone like “Your heart is in a box” and “I have your bones.”
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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I'm really proud of the essays I wrote so far this year. I think I've done some of my best work discussing video games, manga, film, and the complex intersections of art and life

If you've enjoyed my work at all, I would really appreciate any shares 💜
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Nature's Corrupted is Magen Cubed's newsletter. This is a place to share writing, thoughts, observations, and personal stories at the intersection of art, fiction, and life. Subjects include manga, an...
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November 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Was worried about my eye appointment and new glasses and my husband replied without prompting, “don’t worry, hon, any place you go will have Vigilante’s silver aviators.”

And he was RIGHT. That was my actual only concern.
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Dearest Pittsburgh, it’s the most wonderful time of the year! Dig into my 2025 Yinzer Holiday Gift Guide for dozens of local items for everyone on your gift list. Nothing is an ad. Share far and wide! 🖤💛

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November 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I just had a moment where I thought it was Thursday - usually this happens in reverse so I’m pleasantly surprised
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
relatable doja cat
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I have this annual tradition called Crying Multiple Times While Watching the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame induction and it’s happening today
November 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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keep an eye out for portents and omens today, playboy
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Me too, babe. Me too.
November 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Our generation’s Virginia Woolf typing out a social media ad that says “it’s giving GIVING: gobble up these turkey day discounts” and throwing herself in the east river
October 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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You’ve gotten me to $449 of $925 for Nov. rent—thank you so much!

Please share widely. Every dollar makes a difference to this chronically ill freelancer & my tottering sweetheart of an elderly dog.
October 31, 2025 at 1:17 PM
And bonus of Burn Your Village by Kiki Rockwell 🧙‍♀️
Burn Your Village
open.spotify.com
October 31, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Happy Halloween 🎃
Spotify – Web Player
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October 31, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I just had a doctor’s appointment and when she came in, I was crying - I alarmed her but it was because I’d literally just read the last line of this book
October 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
four books to get to know you
more like
four books to tell me which of you to avoid
October 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
To whoever coded this on Spotify, thank you for making me day, you genius
October 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
What am I up to? Well, since you asked, I’m learning the lyrics to The Warrior by Scandal ft. Patty Smyth so I can destroy in karaoke someday.
October 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I just heard James Gunn say on a podcast, “I’m not writing, I’m just a journalist to the imagination” and I immediately laid my sword at his feet like, my liege
October 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM